* Basically anytime Starkey and Darius get into it. This example from the second episode:
--> '''Starkey''': You've actually stumbled on the entrance.
--> '''Darius''': What do you mean, stumbled?
--> '''Starkey''': You fell through a wall.
--> '''Darius''': Pushed. ''Pushed'' through a wall, while searching.
--> '''Starkey''': If you were searching, why'd you call for help?
--> '''Darius''': ... It wasn't me.
--> '''Starkey''': What do you mean, it wasn't you? There's no one else here!
--> '''Darius''': I can't explain what you hear.
--> '''Starkey''': Oh, so a sewer rat called for help?
--> '''Daruis''': I dunno. Was its' name Starkey?
* Starkey and Jorjie mouthing along to K9's "This unit is not a dog" speech during The Cambridge Spy.
* '''Darius''': Hey, your flies are undone!
-->'''CCPCS:''' (check their flies; Darius escapes)
-->'''June:''' (Exasperated) You don't have flies...
* Starkey winding up Thorne during a Department open Day.
-->'''Thorne''': Before we begin, let me run through a few rules. There will be no stragglers. There will be no questions during the tour...
-->'''Starkey''': Can we ask questions after the tour?
-->'''Thorne''': I said no questions.
-->'''Starkey''': Does this count as a question?
-->'''Thorne''': ...grow up, Starkey.
* Darius and the adled CPPC.
-->'''Birdie''': Request permission to borrow toothbrush.
-->'''Darius''': You don't have any teeth!
-->'''Birdie''': ...request permission to borrow teeth.