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* Remember how your grandpa always is/would be calling him "Jason Booby"?
* When people mishear you and call him [[DudeLooksLikeALady "Justine Bieber"]].
* When people mishear you and call him Justin ''Beaver''.
** Which becomes funnier if you know German, because his surname translates to exactly that.
* The ''Bieber or Die'' self-deprecation.
-->'''Justin''': Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around.
-->'''Justin''': I tried to go into a nightclub once, but the security guards were like "Excuse me, sir, you're not old enough." So I bought the club and I turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Now who's old enough, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?
* The ad he did with Ozzy, complete with him saying at the very end, "[[SelfDeprecation Huh, he kind of sounds like a girl]]."
* The fatherhood allegations. Not them in and of themselves, but the fact that if they were ever proved, [[WhatAnIdiot the mother would be thrown in jail for statutory rape]]. If she's proven false, [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption she'll be thrown in jail for perjury]]. Ah, the law, thou art the funniest institution.
* He walked into a glass door, got up, smiled, then walked ''[[{{WhatAnIdiot}} into the same door again]]''.
** He and glass doors seem to be rivals.
* Bieber started an open poll for which country he should tour in next. [[ImageBoards 4chan]] noticed it, and the next thing everyone knew, the leading country was UsefulNotes/NorthKorea.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSt8tXzBVk Oma-ha mall... Oma-ha mall...]]"
* Over the 2012 Holidays, a Macy's commercial aired starring Kris Kringle of {{Miracle on 34th Street}}. In one scene, Justin apparently got put on his 'Naughty' list and promised to do better this year.
* Bieber getting [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo hit by a water bottle.]]
-->'''Bieber:''' ''OW!'' that didn't feel good I don't get why she just threw that at me!
* Bieber [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLcYjXrit9M attacking Paparazzi.]]
-->'''Bieber:''' ''WUT U SAY!?''
* Bieber doing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxVejfM_Kk pranks.]]
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