* Everyone had at least one moment (even Franchise/{{Batman}}), but generally anything involving BlueBeetle and BoosterGold was hilarious.
-->'''Booster''': [[TemptingFate Things can't get any worse!]]
-->'''Beetle''': Never say that.
-->'''Booster''': Why not?
-->'''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}''': ''There'' you are! I'd like to have a word with you two.
-->'''Beetle''': That's why not.

* After Maxwell Lord, Batman, and Martian Manhunter learn Blue Beetle and Booster Gold opened a Justice League-themed casino.
-->'''Batman''': The real question is, where did they get the money for it? Last I heard, those two were flat broke.
-->'''Max''': Oh, no! [[BigNo NO!]] ''*Runs out of the room.*'' They wouldn't! They couldn't!
-->'''Batman''' & '''Manhunter''': They did.
-->'''Max''': THEY DID!
-->'''Manhunter''': If this keeps up he's going to give himself an ulcer.
-->'''Batman''': He already has an ulcer. He's headed for a nervous breakdown.
-->''*The next panel shows Maxwell sitting in front of a giant computer with his head in his hands. On the monitor is displayed "[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Available League Funds: $0. 00 ]]
"*''

* While Comicbook/AnimalMan's treatment as a completely useless hero was rather harsh and unfair, his dialogue while trying to find a nearby animal to "absorb" it's "powers" as a fight broke out always cracks me up:
-->'''Animal Man''': Hold on, guys, while I... ''*Sees nothing but a small mouse nearby*'' While I...
-->'''Mouse''': Squeak!
-->'''Animal Man''': Yeah, I think you're cute, too.

* Guy Gardner challenges Franchise/{{Batman}} to a fistfight for leadership of the League. [[http://geek-news.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/int_jli_punch.jpg One punch later...]]
** Even better -- he doesn't wake up from that punch for ''two issues''.
*** Black Canary nearly goes into a HeroicBSOD over having missed it.
-->'''Canary''': Oh God, I'm depressed...

* One time Guy attempted to use his ring to quickly salvage a wrecked spaceship. The way he did it [[NiceJobBreakingItHero caused the ship to snap in half]]. A visibly furious Guy has a large speech bubble with only a "*" in it. The footnote on the panel reads "Expletives. [[ClusterFBomb Lots of 'em]]."

* The time Mr Miracle tried to land the League ship on the roof of their new brownstone headquarters . . . and ended up destroying the top two floors because earth buildings aren't always designed to support large aircraft.

* Anything with the Injustice League, who in this incarnation were an entire assembly of {{Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain}}s. Taking the cake, though, would be when they turned over a new leaf and joined the League, and got assigned to ''Antarctica.'' And even there they got into trouble, fighting against a horde of killer piranha penguins.