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* In the mostly dour "A Better World":
-->'''The Flash:''' Without me, your group fell apart. I was the conscience of the group!
-->'''Green Lantern:''' ''(snapping)'' C'mon, Jiminy!
* In "Injustice for All":
** "Duck!.... Tried to warn her."
** "This program was made possible by a grant from the Ultra-Humanite and viewers like you."
** The episodes have SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker in them. Of course they're a riot. From his entrance to his final line.
--> '''Solomon Grundy''' ''(to Lex Luthor)'': You're crazy.
--> '''Joker''': ''[kicks the doors open from off screen]'' [[IncomingHam AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?]] It's done wonders for me!
** After Batman punches him and before passing out he says with [[ShoutOut a familiar lisp]]:
--> "[[DaffyDuck You're dethpicable!]]"
* In "Paradise Lost", our heroes investigate Felix Faust's home, where Flash accidentally sets off a death-beam scepter, and [[GenreSavvy Batman]] chastises him for messing with the relics. Quick cut to ''Superman, Wonder Woman, and J'onn'' immediately putting some relics back.
** Diana attempting to figure out how to explain her actions to her mother. "Gone? I wasn't gone. I was in my room. Alone... For eight months."
* The main story in "Hereafter" is so grim that the ''villains'' get to be the PluckyComicRelief.
** From {{Lobo}}:
--->'''Wonder Woman:''' ''(About to punch him in the face)'' You're no Superman!\\
'''Lobo:''' The ladies say different.
---> '''Kalibak:''' I'm going to grind you into paste!\\
'''Lobo:''' Awful brave talk for a dead man.\\
'''Kalibak:''' I'm not dead yet.\\
'''Lobo:''' You're right. My watch is about ten seconds fast.
---> ''[not ten seconds later, but close enough]''\\
'''Lobo:''' Say it!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Kalibak:''' ...Uncle.\\
'''Lobo:''' I can't ''hear'' you!\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' He's beaten. Put. The car. Down.\\
'''Lobo:''' (tosses it aside) I was ''gonna.''
** And from Vandal Savage:
--->'''Superman:''' You're insane.\\
'''Vandal Savage:''' True, but that doesn't mean I'm not good company. Say, you wanna come over to my house?\\
'''Superman:''' ''[stares at him]''\\
'''Vandal Savage:''' Like you've got something better to do.
** Just after, Savage reveals exactly how he destroyed the world and [[WouldYouLikeToKnowHowTheyDied personally killed the]] WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague, there's a tense moment where it seems Superman will try (in vain) to kill him for what he's done. After he decides not to even bother, he asks Savage {{Now What}} Savage's response is [[MoodWhiplash just gold]]:
--->'''Vandal Savage:'''(''suddenly cheerful'') Lunch?
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' Anyway, I've got issues - what with my destroying the Earth and all.
* In "The Brave and the Bold", Flash and Green Lantern are talking in front of a hot dog stand. GL admonishes Flash for wasting time. Flash's response?
-->"Relax, it's just a little snack." ''[draws out two heaping armfuls of hot dogs]''.
** Even more hilarious is the fact that it's rather ''accurate'', considering the ridiculous number of calories Flash would have to eat daily in order to maintain SuperSpeed. AND he stuck GL with the bill!
** This:
-->'''Flash''': Well, the gorilla said--
-->'''Green Lantern''': Wait, the gorilla talked to you?
-->'''Flash''': Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone-number on our speed-dial. So I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
** And this:
-->'''Grodd''': Heh. You're a bigger fool than I thought.
-->'''Flash''': [[LameComeback Oh, yeah? Well, you're... naked!]]
-->''(shrugs at Solivar)''
* In "Legends", when Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and the Flash gets sucked into the world of an old comic book GL used to read, they are very much fish out of water, since the comic is chock full of cheese and narm. The Flash takes to this new world pretty quickly, though: during his fight with Dr. Blizzard, [[PungeonMaster he's pretty much playing pun tennis with him.]]
* Vandal Savage's casual reply when asked what he's doing in "Maid of Honor" Pt. 2:
-->'''Vandal Savage:''' ''[while counting off each with his fingers]'' Destroying the Justice League, building a rail gun, assuming total dominion over the Earth.
** Batman charges Savage while brandishing a swivel chair and uttering "You're in my way" in his usual deadpan voice.
* At the end of "The Savage Time" part 3:
-->'''Superman:''' Batman! It's really you! ''[bear hug]''\\
'''Batman:''' ''[deadpan]'' Am I missing something?
* "Twilight" Parts 1 and 2 feature some of the best Batman one-liners around. The producers even joke about this fact during the commentary because they were just on a roll with his character during those episodes. For instance, there's a moment where Bruce and Diana first see the city where the "gods" live and this happens:
-->'''Batman''': [[GonnaNeedMoreX I'm gonna need a longer grapple.]]\\
[''Wonder Woman stares at him in shock'']
** Or when he and Wonder Woman have to leap into the Boom Tube to help Orion and Superman fight Darkseid:
-->'''Batman''': Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me real hard!
* "The Secret Society" also has some epic Batman moments, in a scene where he confronts one of his old foes:
-->'''Clayface:''' You didn't think I'd come here without reinforcements, did you?\\
'''Batman:''' Wish I'd thought of that. ''[Justice League [[BigDamnHeroes breaks through the wall]]]'' OhWait, ''I did''.
** As well as this line:
--->'''Clayface:''' ''[after his masquerade as the Flash is blown]'' What gave me away?
--->'''Batman:''' You overplayed your part, "[[IronicEcho yo]]."
** And just before ''that'', Batman calmly tazes "the Flash" and explains, "The real Flash would have been too fast for that." He's one step ahead of Hagen the whole time.
* "The Enemy Below" featured one of the best off-screen Batman intimidations ever:
-->'''Deadshot:''' ''[looks Wonder Woman up and down]'' ...Unless of course you can make it worth my while.\\
'''Batman:''' ''[grabs him]'' I'll take it from here. ''[drags Deadshot away]''\\
'''Deadshot:''' [[TemptingFate You can't scare me, Batman.]]\\
'''Batman:''' Let me give you one piece of advice... ''[says something to him as the camera pulls away]''\\
'''Deadshot:''' ''[in a panic]'' Ok! Ok! I'll tell!\\
'''Wonder Woman:''' What did he say?\\
'''Superman:''' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't wanna know...]]
** What did he say? According to WordOfGod it's [[spoiler: "I know where you live, [[SuicideSquad Floyd.]]"]]
* Deadshot is actually pretty funny as well.
-->'''Superman:''' You tried to kill Aquaman. Why?
-->'''Deadshot:''' Gee, now why would a hired gun try to kill someone? Could it be that... someone paid me to do it?
* In "Legends", Tom Turbine's entrance. The look on the Flash's face is ''priceless.''
* Pretty much all of "Injustice for All", but there's one part that always has this troper in stitches:
-->'''Superman:''' ''[jacks Copperhead up against the wall]'' Copperhead... When are you gonna get some sense and tell me where Luthor is?\\
'''Copperhead:''' Ooh. This must be the part where I get ''so'' scared, I spill my guts.\\
'''Superman:''' I'm warning you...\\
'''Copperhead:''' What're you gonna do, Boy Scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?\\
''[later, as Copperhead is taken back to his cell]''\\
'''Superman:''' ''[frustrated]'' How does Batman ''do'' it?
** To make it even better, it then cuts directly to a captured Batman ''seducing one of his captors''.
* Batman storming a Starbucks to order coffee. ("Only a Dream")
** In an attempt to stay awake, he turns the radio on to some pop song and punches the Batmobile's already-cracked windshield out for some air. Could he have rolled the window down to save glass? Yes, but not BATMAN!
** Even better, it might be a sing-song ad playing. "-hungry? Are you thirsty? Come to Jon's. Dine at Jon's."
* "Flash, stop heckling the supervillain!" ("The Brave and the Bold")
* '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "That's. Not. Helping."]]''' ("Starcrossed", pt. 3)
* Can we just say that almost anything the Flash says or does in the DCAU is a [=CMoF=]? Particularly if it has to do with [[TheComicallySerious Batman]]. Or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Hawkgirl]].
* Speaking of the Flash, this line from "The Brave and the Bold":
-->''[To Green Lantern, after describing an encounter with Solovar]'' "Hey, we've both got a ''[[MartianManhunter Martian's phone number]]'' on our speed-dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here."
* "Wild Cards", where we get the Joker as his own twisted version of ShipperOnDeck:
--> '''Joker:''' Is it just me, or is there [[BelligerentSexualTension something going on between those two]]? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sublimating her passions]] with that [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian big honkin' mace]]? Will [[ThePowerOfLove True Love conquer all]]?\\
''[raises his detonator]''\\
'''Joker:''' Not on my show!
** Also, the Vegas casinos are emptied...except for one old woman playing the slots;
--->'''Joker:''' Ma'am? ''Ma'am?'' Aren't you worried?
--->'''Old woman:''' About what? This thing's bound to pay off sooner or later.
--->'''Joker:''' Man, I love this town!
*** That leads to a demented BrickJoke at the very end of the episode. "JACKPOT!"
** The Joker's subdued "Huh" after Flash runs the last bomb into the desert while it's exploding.
** Joker's reaction to seeing Harley Quinn socking Batman in the jaw after she sees Joker being close to Ace.
-->'''Joker [surprised]:''' Wow, didn't see that coming.
* Or this moment in the Batcave in "Starcrossed", pt. 2.
-->'''TheFlash:''' [[CaptainObvious Hey, that's a giant dinosaur!]]\\
'''[[ServileSnarker Alfred]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And I thought Batman was the detective.]]
** Especially funny is that Flash's dumb smile doesn't go away after Alfred's sarcasm. He just seemed so genuinely proud of himself for figuring out what that dinosaur was.
** And this bit:
--->'''Flash:''' WhatDoesThisButtonDo ''(presses it, blasts a hole in the side of Wayne Manor)''.
--->'''Batman:''' [[StopHelpingMe That's. Not. Helping.]]
* When Green Lantern is captured and brought before Despero in "Hearts and Minds":
-->'''GL:''' Despero, I presume.\\
'''Whole Crowd:''' DESPERO IS ALL!\\
'''GL:''' With a backup group, no less.
* In "The Terror Beyond," after Aquaman brings him to Fate's tower, Inza presents Solomon Grundy with some treats. He looks ready to eat, but actually hesitates out of politeness.
-->'''Inza:''' It's okay. Take as many as you want.\\
''(Grundy starts pigging out)''
** Afterwards, Doctor Fate arrives:
--->'''Doctor Fate:''' I am Doctor Fate.\\
'''Grundy:''' ''(swallowing)'' Girl gave Grundy the cookies!
* Amidst all the heaviness and horror of "A Better World", they sneak one in in the Arkham Asylum scene. When the Justice League pass by Wesker and his doll Mr. Scarface, the ''doll's'' the one who's been lobotomized. Also doubles as a FridgeHorror moment if you stop and think about it...
* Superman releases his inner child in "Comfort and Joy". He still believes in Santa ([[FantasyKitchenSink which, admittedly, may be justified]]), wants to be the one to plug in the Christmas tree, and attempts to peek into his wrapped presents using X-ray vision, only to be foiled by Ma and Pa Kent wrapping them in lead foil. The juxtaposition with his normal, serious self is hilarious.
* There is something oddly funny with Superman charging at Brainiac through his force field, only to have the field bounce him back like a stretched rubber band when he is only a couple meters from reaching the villain. He lands next to [[EnemyMine Darkseid]].
-->'''Darkseid''': Idiot.
* In "Hereafter", Wonder Woman blocks Weather Wizard's lightning with her metal braces. The Flash's reaction?
-->'''Flash''': There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.
** Doubles as a {{mythology gag}}, if you recall how the Flash [[LightningCanDoAnything got his powers]].
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[[folder:''Justice League Unlimited'']]

* In the episode 'Fearful Symmetry', after TheQuestion reveals that he knows exactly what Supergirl eats late at night ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3K-Tenpq8g here]]):
-->'''Supergirl''': What, do you go through my trash?!\\
'''The Question''': Oh, please. I go through ''everyone's'' trash.
** Later that episode, The Question breaking into a building while singing Bubblegum Pop out of tune.
--->'''The Question''': [approaching locked glass door] ''Fell in love again, what am I gonna tell-my-friends? It just happened, you walked in my door, now I don't want to be. Alone. No. More.'' [throws a potted plant through the glass] ''Oops. I've done it. Told you how I feeeel. Now I just have to hope, our love is reeeeal...''
* Flash and J'onn pick their players for a game of "Brawlin' Bots" ("The Ties That Bind"):
--> '''Flash:''' Dibs on the green one!
--> '''J'onn:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll I wanted the green one...]]
** From the beginning of said episode, Flash and the Elongated Man are deep in discussion and bent over what looks like a chessboard, discussing how neither of them is taken seriously by the rest of the League... only for the camera to pan out and reveal that theyre actually playing Brawlin Bots.
--> '''Flash''': Haha, I bopped your block off!
--> '''EM''': That's not fair, the green guy's arms are longer!
--> '''Flash''': Are not!
* During an ElectricTorture sequence in the episode 'Question Authority', The Question resists interrogation by only revealing random useless facts, such as the name for [[WhatTheHeckIsAnAglet those little plastic caps at the end of a shoelace]]. He then added on "Their true purpose is sinister." This being TheQuestion, [[ConspiracyTheorist he might have been serious]].
** From the same episode, Question's capture, specifically how Luthor managed to outwit him. The Question thinks Luthor running for president will eventually lead to the end of the world as shown in the Justice Lords alternate universe. The Question's solution is killing Lex Luthor before Superman can. The reason this doesn't work? ''The Question didn't count on how petty Luthor can be.''
---> Luthor: That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent 75 million dollars on a fake presidential campaign, all just to tick Superman off.
* From "This Little Piggy":
** Circe trying to [[LargeHam ham it up]] with a big villain rant. Zatanna isn't having any of it.
--->'''Circe:''' Insolent trickster! You dare to strike... ''[hit with a chair]'' You dare to strike... ''[hit with a table]'' [[RuleOfThree You dare to strike...]] ''[is covered with a tablecloth, yanks it off]'' QUIT IT! [[OhCrap Oh no...]] ''[slammed by a piano]''
** Red Tornado's one line... [[spoiler:"Suuuh-WEEEEEE!"]]
** Pig Diana (who is [[UglyCute adorable]]) having so many people chasing her, and happening to block a bullet with her bracelets. The man who shot at her just looks vaguely confused.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoRundeX6O0 Batman's Darkest Secret]]. [[TheComicallySerious Batman]] really ''does'' make everything funnier!
** Batman gives Wonder Woman the "ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies" speech about why they can't date and how his villains would attack her. Wonder Woman... crushes a stone gargoyle head to immediately NoSell the entire thing.
** According to DVD commentary, The Joker was supposed to make a cameo in the episode. He and his minions would have been plotting something when Batman walks by cradling Pig!Wonder Woman in his arms and talking to her. The whole thing causes Joker to throw his arms up in defeat and walk out of there. It's hilarious to imagine.
** This is the only episode Bwana Beast featured in, which is kind of sad when you consider some of the dialogue he gets.
--> '''Bwana Beast''' ''(speaking to pigs):'' C'mon, anybody seen her? Medium sized. Metal bracelets. Kinda stuck-up.
* "Panic in the Sky".
** Batman tries to destroy Lex's robot with an exploding batarang. Lex catches it in midair, and deadpans "That... was uncalled for." And then hits him with a tool bench.
** Later, Lex asks a defeated Amanda Waller if she really thought she could beat him all by herself.
-->'''Waller:''' Actually, yeah. But on the off chance I was wrong… \\
([[BigDamnHeroes Cue the Big Seven showing up behind Luthor]])\\
'''Flash:''' [[MomentKiller Ta-daa!]]
** Even before all that when Batman confronts Luthor at LexCorp, and Luthor rants about his EvilPlan to ascend into godhood and murder Superman and the League. Batman probably gave [[DeadpanSnarker the best response]] to any supervillain scheme ever:
-->'''Batman:''' Sorry. Maybe next time.\\
''(Throws the batarang at the android)''
** Another one from the same episode is that after the remaining League in the Watchtower defeat the Ultimen clones, the power reboots back on and the lights return to the station, prompting cheers ("Yay!"). A second later, the power cuts out again, with widespread groans ("Aww!")
* As Batman is falling from his plane, completely [[DangerDeadpan deadpan.]] ("Dark Heart")
-->"Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all."\\
''[just seconds before he hits the ground]''\\
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unl8l8VdONw "Now would be good."]]
* Copperhead, poor poor Copperhead. He seemed so confident in "Injustice for All". When we see him later? Not so much.
--> '''Copperhead:''' It was judgement day! And we got sent to the bad place! THE BAD PLACE!!!
* The Question's obsessive, maniacal search for The Truth continues in "Grudge Match"
--> '''Question''' ''(perusing Baskin-Robbins' secret files):'' "Aha! As I suspected: thirty-''two'' flavors!"
* 'The Great Brain Robbery' is rich with them. It's even provided the page quote for MostDefinitelyNotAVillain:
--> '''Flash''' ''(in Luthor's body):'' My fellow bad guys. I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril! Uh... any questions?
** Bizarro had one:
--->'''Bizarro:''' Ever since you plug into monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro mommy?
** "Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much! One of these days, you'll go too far."
** Damnit, "The Great Brain Robbery" IS one episode-length CMOF. Especially because it cements the ''SuperFriends''-ish flavor that the final season had for most of its duration, though in a much better way than Hanna-Barbera used to do. The icing on the cake has to go to Lex Luthor, as the Flash, inadvertently discovering Green Lantern's weakness. It must be seen to be believed. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQP_F7TJHds&feature=related#t=35s Here.]]
** [[http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyYOuuRmQp0 'Lex Luthor' is so evil, he doesn't even wash his hands.]] Made even more hilarious by Dr. Polaris' reaction, as though [[EvenEvilHasStandards he's shocked by how evil that is]].
** And from the same episode:
--->'''Tala:''' Come rest in here, darling.\\
''(Tala drags 'Lex' into a room)''\\
'''"Lex:"''' Hey! That's not restful.
*** The following scene implies that Flash is [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex better in bed]] than Luthor. Makes for an awesome BrickJoke at the end when [[AllWomenAreLustful Tala is disappointed when Lex returns to his body.]]
** Meanwhile, Lex is having his own difficulties in ''his'' borrowed body:
--->'''"The Flash":''' Well, if nothing else, I can find out the Flash's secret identity. ''([[DramaticUnmask takes off the Flash's mask]])'' ...[[RealityEnsues I have no idea who this is]].
** "Just be careful with my head. It's where I keep all my one-liners."
** At the beginning of the episode, Sinestro expresses concerns about Luthor's leadership:
--->'''Sinestro:''' After Grodd tried to turn the world into apes, you can imagine how seriously we take something like that. What are you going to do, [[BaldOfEvil make everybody bald]]?
* Hawkgirl, after a fair bit of expository dialogue between Luthor[=/=]Brainiac and Superman: "Less talking, more hitting!" ("Divided We Fall")
* "Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing RightBehindMe, isn't she?" ("The Once and Future Thing, Part 1")
** "But don't let that stop you. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Keep digging.]]"
** The bit of dialogue leading up to this was funny in it's own right when you realize that not only is ''Batman'' making small talk willingly, he's teasing Green Lantern about his love life.
* "Getting [Bruce Wayne's] DNA was easy. [[InnocentInnuendo He left it all over town]]... Not ''remotely'' [[ThatCameOutWrong what I meant]]." ("Epilogue")
** The cut to the expression on Terry's face is what really sells it. One little FascinatingEyebrow says so much.
* Imagine Batman playing ''[[GoodCopBadCop good cop]]'' to his future self.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Everything's relative.
* "Far From Home" Supergirl and her future boyfriend are introduced to each other.
-->'''[[spoiler: Brainiac 5]]:''' I'm sure this must be disorienting for you. My name is...
-->'''Supergirl:''' [[spoiler: Brainiac]]!
-->'''[[spoiler: Brainiac 5]]:''' Yes. How did you...[[OhCrap Uh Oh.]]
-->(She tries to clobber him).
** Later, Superman asks Green Lantern and Green Arrow: "Now, this boy Kara likes so much...does he have a name?" Cue distressed looks on Green Lantern and Green Arrow's faces.
* The episode "Flash and Substance" is terrific, not only does it feature the aforementioned Flash and Batman, but also Orion, who is even more ComicallySerious than Batman (which is saying something). And the scene where Flash interrogates the Trickster was probably the funniest thing ever on the show. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too.
-->'''Flash:''' James, you're off your meds, aren't you?\\
'''Trickster:''' [[NoMedicationForMe Better off without 'em.]] Take 'em if I start feeling down.\\
'''Flash:''' You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well!\\
'''Trickster:''' I'm fine. You wanna throw some darts?\\
'''Flash:''' No, listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.\\
'''Trickster:''' I am? ''[Looks down at costume]'' Well what do you know?\\
'''Flash:''' Here's the deal, buddy. Tell me where those guys went, and I'll come see you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.\\
'''Trickster:''' ''[smiles widely]'' Okay, they're gonna ambush you at the Flash Museum.\\
'''Flash:''' See? That's all we needed! ''[to Batman and Orion]'' Come on, we better get over there.\\
'''Orion:''' What about your enemy?\\
'''Flash:''' Oh, right. Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.\\
'''Trickster:''' ''[raises mug]'' Got me again, Flash!
** The Trickster is ''made'' of CMOF. Like his conversation with the other three Flash Rogues in that episode.
--->'''Mirror Master:''' Here we are, the hardest men in town and we all have something in common.\\
'''Trickster:''' [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Bilateral symmetry?]]
** The following one-sided conversation between Batman and Orion in the same episode:
--->'''Orion:''' I can't believe you let that buffoon manipulate you. You'd never see me at one of these museum openings.
--->''[Batman gives him a "you just volunteered" stare]''
--->'''Orion:''' ...It's not black tie, is it?
** The continuation of the "hardest men in town" conversation above:
--->'''Waitress:''' [[DrinkOrder What'll it be, boys?]]\\
'''Captain Boomerang:''' Arnold Palmer[[note]]iced tea with lemonade[[/note]].\\
'''Trickster:''' Cherry Cola.\\
'''Mirror Master:''' Decaf soy latte.\\
'''Captain Cold:''' Milk.\\
''(Others stare at him]''\\
'''Captain Cold:''' ''[sheepishly]'' My ulcer's been acting up.
*** And he says "Milk" like he's hoping if he sounds gruff enough nobody will notice.
** Flash's InsultBackfire:
--->'''Flash:''' Mirror Master!\\
'''Mirror Master:''' You're as quick as ever!\\
'''Flash:''' Yeah? Well, you're... [[LameComeback You're not really all there!]]\\
'''Mirror Master:''' Oooh! Nice try! If you had another minute, you'd probably think of a decent comeback!
** This dialogue:
--->'''Linda Park:''' When we come back, I'll try to get with him... Get ''to'' him... For an interview... Are we off? Geez. He's a total babe. Like the entire track team at once. I can't believe you're not into him, Marla.\\
'''Marla:''' [[IsThisThingStillOn Okay... ]]''[[IsThisThingStillOn Now ]]''[[IsThisThingStillOn you're off.]] ''[Linda slaps a paper on her face in embarrassment]''
** ''TheFlash'', stuck on a flying, giant, spinning boomerang, to Captain Boomerang, who was watching him on it: "I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!"
** According to Captain Cold, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS9COhCRD3A taking turns is dumb]].
* On the run from a returning Amazo, Lex Luthor is escorted by Supergirl and Steel to his secret lab, hidden inside... a barbershop. ("The Return")
-->'''Steel:''' Gotta hand it to you, Luthor. [[BaldOfEvil Nobody would think to look for you here.]]
** He then asks what's next after Luthor gets his nose hairs trimmed.
* In "Dead Reckoning", Deadman possessed Superman mid-sentence as he discussed a fast food restaurant in Metroplis he likes, resulting in:
-->'''Superman:''' "And the milkshakes are so thick--" ''[possessed]'' "--I need your help."\\
'''Wonder Woman:''' "That's pretty thick."
** When they get to Gorilla City, he possesses someone else, leaving a confused Superman behind.
---> "--[[{{Unpaused}} you have to eat them with a spoon!]] ...What am I doing in Africa?"
** Later in the episode it's revealed that Grodd's plan was to actually [[spoiler: turn everyone into gorillas]]. What's Lex's reaction after it happens and he looks at his [[spoiler: still hairless body]]?
---> '''Lex:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Why am I not surprised?]]
* Most of Skeets' lines in "The Greatest Story Never Told", but especially when Booster Gold starts ragging on himself and even Skeets' constant stream of encouraging sycophancy finally gives out: "I got nothin'."
** The running people's reaction to the projected red traffic light.
* Hal Jordan is in less than half of one episode ("The Once and Future Thing, Part II"), but still manages to get a moment in:
-->'''John Stewart:''' Enid Clinton, we've got--\\
''[The past is altered mid-sentence, resulting in Hal Jordan being the GreenLantern]''\\
'''Hal Jordan''': --business with your husband. ''[to everyone else]'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Hal Jordan. Another time shift. I'm up to speed. Carry on.\\
'''Terry''': O-kay, I'm starting to get a ''migraine''.
** And then when Hal Jordan changed back to John Stewart:
-->'''Static''': Make up your mind!
** A good chunk of the episode "The Once and Future Thing" could probably qualify. There's also another bit between Batman and Old Man Bruce where present-day Bats decides to go out and find information the more ''direct'' way.
-->'''Terry''': It's not going to work, you don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.
-->'''Batman''': Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?
-->'''Old Bruce''': Yup.
-->'''Batman''': Good enough for me.
** There's also when Batman meets his older self.
-->'''Terry''': Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
-->'''Both Bruce Waynes''': Not now!
-->'''Terry''': Great. What was it called? Stereo?
** There's an absolutely golden moment where Chronos, having discovered that Chucko was selling information to Batman, drops him back in the age of the dinosaurs. Chucko merely scoffs and declares he can easily defeat the dinosaurs with his weapons. Cue meteor bursting through the clouds.
-->'''Chucko''': Aw, phooey.
-->'''''[[ApocalypseWow ***KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!***]]'''''
** There was also the matter of Static [[{{Troll}} trolling John over his relationship with Shayera.]]
-->'''Static:''' Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Alhough to be fair, if I had laid an egg that size...
* This troper likes "Clash" not only for the awesome fight scenes but a couple of hilarious moments from Mr. ComicallySerious himself, Batman:
-->'''Batman:''' You were a little hard on the Boy Scout, don't you think?\\
'''Superman:''' I thought I was the Boy Scout.\\
'''Batman:''' I did too, 'til I met Captain ''Marvel''.\\
'''Superman:''' Why are you--why is ''everyone'' defending him?\\
'''Batman:''' We like him. He's... ''sunny''.
** As well as this:
--->'''Batman:''' What did these guys want anyway?\\
'''Superman:''' To take over the world. Or rob banks. I forget.
*** Notably, they had the dialogue before this one while they were ''[[CasualDangerDialogue mopping the floor with said villains]]''.
* Green Arrow singing [[{{Leitmotif}} his own musical theme]] as he charges into battle. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMbeQe0klA&t=10s ("To Another Shore")]]
* At the beginning of "Double Date" you have two mooks waiting outside their boss's mansion, and this bit of dialogue comes up:
-->'''Cecil:''' But how come when I make the scones, they don't got that good flavor like yours, Tony?\\
'''Tony:''' ''[[DopeSlap (smacks Cecil's head)]]'' Do I have to tell you again how you gotta add the orange zest, Cecil? You gonna make me give you the recipe again, huh? You're killing me here, Cecil! Killing me!
** Also from "Double Date", when Black Canary and Green Arrow are riding on a motorcycle over a train track:
-->'''Green Arrow:''' Are we dead yet?
-->'''Black Canary:''' No.
-->'''Green Arrow:''' (''voice getting shakier'') Are we dead yet?
-->'''Black Canary:''' Look, if we die, I promise I'll let you know!
** Also, this gem:
-->'''Huntress''': [[OhCrap Train]].
-->'''Question''': [[CasualDangerDialogue I see it]].
-->'''Huntress''': Train!
-->'''Question''': I see it!
*** Black Canary's reaction for when she experiences this is but one word: "Whoops."
* Warhawk, seeing Green Lantern at the end of the "The Once and Future Thing, Part I": "Dad?"
* "Panic in the Sky": when Lex Luthor takes control of the JL's satellite and fires its main gun at the Earth, the founding Leaguers agree to turn themselves in to the US government as a show of faith. Batman, however, decides to follow a separate lead.
-->'''Soldier:''' Where's Batman?\\
'''Flash:''' Running late. The Batmobile, it lost a wheel. The Joker got away. ''[{{Beat}}]'' That's what I heard.
* Vigilante is ripe with Crowning Moments period (which should come to no surprise considering who [[NathanFillion voices him]]) but one of his funniest moments is in "Hunter's Moon" [[note]]The episode is called "Mystery in Space" if you're looking on Netflix[[/note]] when he nabs the Thanagarian's ship in an attempt to rescue Vixen and Shayera.
-->'''Vigilante:''' ''Consarned, dang-blasted, horse-thievin', alien control panel which can't nobody work proper!'' ''[flies beneath Vixen, who is free-falling]'' I'M COMIN', DARLIN'! YEEEEEEE-HAW!
** A little while later, while Vixen and Paran Dul's fight in the back of the ship makes things a bit rocky:
-->'''Vigilante:''' Y'both mind!? Student driver up here!
* In "Patriot Act", several of the non-superpowered League members are fighting a supersoldier (the mutated Gen. Wade Eiling) that keeps demanding that Superman come to fight him. Green Arrow, who has been requesting backup from the Watchtower throughout the whole fight, receives word that reinforcements are on the way. This leads to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9KhcGtE4Cs the following:]]
-->'''Green Arrow:''' ''[to Eiling]'' Well you wanted Superman? Now you got- ''[two people teleport in]'' ...the Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick.\\
'''Speedy:''' ''[having just teleported in]'' Ex-''[[InsistentTerminology partner]]!''\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Speedy, we gotta' do this ''now''?
** After Eiling effortlessly swats the Avenger and starts advancing:
--->'''Eiling''': You spoiled, rich little twerp!\\
'''Green Arrow:''' ''[while pelting him with arrows, including one stolen from Speedy's quiver]'' I think he means me.\\
'''Speedy:''' ''[likewise, deadpan]'' Oh. For a second, I was all mad.
* Green Lantern's exclamation on seeing Hawkgirl in a dress: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak533nC6tb8 "Shayera, I wanted to... JUDAS PRIEST!"]] ("Shadow of the Hawk")
* One of the final lines of all JLU, when Flash overhears Martian Manhunter on the phone: (you guessed it, "Destroyer")
-->'''J'onn:''' I should be back in time for dinner. I love you too.\\
'''Flash:''' These are the end times...
** Still in "Destroyer", Toyman gets surrounded by Parademons. He shoots at them with Nerf gun darts, and as the shots harmlessly bounce off, the Parademons stare in confusion... [[FingerPokeOfDoom until they all explode]].
* This moment at the end of "Kid Stuff", wherein every hero is turned back into an adult. Even {{Etrigan}}. In Wonder Woman's arms.
-->'''Etrigan:''' [[OutOfCharacterMoment Mommy.]]\\
''[Wonder Woman drops him]''\\
'''Etrigan:''' Ow.
** Kid!Batman's also got plenty of great moments.
---> '''Kid!Batman''': ''(seeing the others fly off)'' It's not a race!
** When Kid!Wondy needs to rally the kids:
---> '''Girl''': You can't tell us what to do! You're not our mom!
---> '''Wondy''': No, but I promise you, we will find your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
---> '''Green Lantern:''' (to Batman) Man, your girlfriend sure is bossy.
---> '''Batman:''' Shut up!
** If you really want a laugh, just imagine the adult versions of Green Lantern, Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman saying those really kid-ish lines.
* From "The Greatest Story Never Told", apparently Booster Gold watched too much ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
-->'''Booster Gold: '''Energize!
-->'''Watchtower Tech: '''Doofus.
* The scene in "The Ties That Bind" where Flash first convinces Barda and Mr. Miracle to let him help them is this an a CrowningMomentOfFunny. It's especially adorable how he punctuates it all with "Friends?"
** Giving Barda the flower was the icing on top.
** "Robots! I love smashing robots!"
** Baron Wunderbar produces a good one after he has tried 'every device' to make Kalibak his obedient servant.
--> '''Baron Wunderbar:''' Every device except... ''cake!''
* In "Task Force X," after Flagg's team has gotten through Watchtower security.
-->'''Deadshot:''' I thought he was gonna wet himself when you mentioned the Martian. He couldn't let us through fast enough.\\
'''Plastique:''' That was nothin'. I almost lost it when this bonehead set off the metal detector.\\
'''Captain Boomerang:''' 75 cents is 75 cents. I'm supposed to throw away money?
** And of course there's Deadshot trolling Plastique by asking Green Lantern if he could get Hawkgirl's autograph for him.
** Also, before all that, Col. Flagg pop-quizzing Plastique on their mission:
-->'''Rick Flagg:''' OK, Plastique. You're setting the charge, and Superman walks in the room...\\
'''Plastique:''' ''(understandably startled)'' You said he wouldn't be there!\\
'''Rick Flagg:''' Last minute change in the duty roster. Superman's got the drop on you. What do you do?\\
'''Plastique:''' ...Before or after [[BringMyBrownPants I change my shorts?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXqpl3gYgyY&feature=related Batman's are bigger]] than Amanda Waller's. Made more hilarious by Batman's dickish grin while he says it.
* The beginning of "The Cat and the Canary" Wild Cat is having trouble with some common thugs, and one of them is watching a fight on his laptop after WC was beaten. The commentary from the laptop fits Black Canary appearing and beating up the thugs quite well. Also counts as a [=CMoA=].
* "[[DudeShesALesbian I hear she's... you know...]] ''[[LastSecondWordSwap Brazilian.]]''" (Hawkgirl, "I Am Legion")
* The interaction between Stargirl and Warlord in "Chaos at the Earth's Core", as they both look over the ragtag group that's gathered to fight the local tyrant.
-->'''Stargirl''': Geeze, you call ''that'' an army?
-->'''Warlord''': Most of these folks have lost everything to Deimos. So, you know, feel free to dump on them.
** The opening, set in Japan where Supergirl is beating up a giant mutant turtle, has Stargirl grumbling about the other heroine "stealing her thunder" and getting her shin kicked by a fangirl. Stargirl tries to score some points by pointing out that her stepdad, Stripe, drives a mecha, but the fangirl just scoffs: "[[SoLastSeason Mecha so last year.]]"
* At the begining of the finale, we have Lex Luthor commanding the Legion of Doom to build another device. We get this gem.
-->'''Lex''': Sinestro, don't forget the floor, I want radiation shielding from every direction. Rampage... ''[Loud shaking noise, cut to Bizarro trying to put a square box into a round plug]'' ...help Bizarro.
** It helps that his tone of voice goes right from "Commanding" to "SurroundedByIdiots".
* At the very end of it all, the Legion of Doom had just assisted the Justice League to defeat the forces of Apokalips. When the Legion learn they're about to be arrested, Atomic Skull insists they should be compensated for helping them. Batman reluctantly agrees...
-->'''Batman''': [[MercyLead Five minute head start]].\\
'''Atomic Skull''': Five minutes? Are you kidding?\\
'''Wonder Woman''': Four minutes, fifty seconds.\\
''[The Legion starts running, though Giganta steals a kiss from Flash before leaving. As the League prepares to pursue, Bats and Supes have a final OddCouple moment.]''\\
'''Superman''': A head start? You're getting soft in your old age.\\
'''Batman''': Don't you have a tall building to go leap?\\
'''Wonder Woman''': [[AndTheAdventureContinues And so, the adventure continues...]]\\
''[Final CurtainCall to end the series.]''
* ''The Doomsday Sanction'' had a meeting between the Founding Seven discussing Cadmus. Batman mentions that he assigned [[ConspiracyTheorist The Question]] to gathering information on the organization. This elicits a CollectiveGroan from the rest.
-->'''Flash''': Not that nutjob!
* The Balance, Hermes, Messenger of the Gods, you'd think he'd be experienced enough not to screw up which scroll he gives to who.
-->'''Wonder Woman''': (reading from scroll) "For a good time, call Podenemus"?
-->'''Hermes''': Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, ''it's her cell number''.
** From the same episode, when Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl are in Hades, some demons see Hawkgirl's wings, and are instantly hesitant to fight her. She plays this for all it's worth, claiming to be an angel, and scaring the demons away.
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