* "A Boy Named Sue."
--> "MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO!? ''NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!''"
--> "And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him... Bill! Or George! Any damn thing but Sue, I still hate that name!"
* "Chicken in Black": "For two long years my head hurt bad so a doctor checked me and he shook his head. He said I'm sorry to tell you, but your body's outlived your brain."
* His tale of assembling a "custom" automobile in "One Piece at a Time".