* "Bravo Dooby-Doo": Johnny and the Scooby gang unmask the Ghostly Gardener.
-->'''All:''' [[HannaBarbera Joe Barbera]]?\\
'''Johnny: Who's that?'''\\

* In one episode Johnny is in Ireland, chasing a leprechaun, who tries to get away by turning into a sheep and hiding in a pasture. How does Johnny find him? By shouting "Scotland rules!", which causes the leprechaun-sheep to jump up and protest. Could also double as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, considering [[TheDitz Johnny]] outsmarted someone.
* "Follow your heart, Johnny...'''''AND THEN BURN ATLANTA!'''''" "Tiny General Sherman is right!" [[labelnote:Context]]In "[[Film/SomeLikeItHot Some Like It Stupid]]", the Creator/MarilynMonroe {{Expy}} wishes Johnny good luck in the beauty pageant, complimenting his performance for the talent portion, a finger-puppet reenactment of the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar American Civil War]]. Johnny struggles with the decision to confess his feelings even if it means attracting TheMafia's attention, at which point Tiny General Sherman chimes in.[[/labelnote]]
** It's even funnier if you know where Creator/CartoonNetwork's headquarters is located.
* In one episode, Johnny has [[ParodySue Donny Osmond]] for a nanny. At the end, he floats away on an umbrella, attempting to imitate Film/MaryPoppins. And then he's struck by lightning! "Oookay, that was a bad idea. Can I borrow your car?"
** Donny takes Johnny out into the mountains for a singalong, and Johnny tries to get out of it by tossing Donny's guitar into the sky. Donny reveals that he brought along some bagpipes instead!
** From the same episode:
-->'''Donny:''' "Why don't you jump in the balls?"\\
'''Johnny:''' "Why don't you jump in a river?"
* "One Angry Bravo" full stop.
** One of the jurors, frustrated by Johnny's stupidity, jumps out the window, crash lands and immediately yells "I'm O.K.!"
**
-->'''Judge:''' You're out of order!
-->'''Johnny:''' No, you're out of order! This court's out of order! THIS CANDY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER! Hey, free candy!
* Johnny (to a woman he's trying to seduce) "I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?"
* Johnny declaring "You shall be MY WIFE!" in a triumphant voice is pretty funny to hear.
* Johnny trying to play "she loves me, she loves me not" with a field of four-leaved clovers, not realizing that because of the even number, "not" will always win.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNGHXv9qQo An idiot meets his echo.]]
* In ''Johnny O. And Juliet'', Johnny conspires to get his mom and a neighbor lady to end a feud so he can date the neighbor's daughter by infesting their lawns with aphids. After Bunny and Mona (the neighbor) team up and get rid of the insects, they cheer by doing a sort of "raise the roof" motion, only neither knows what it's supposed to mean.
-->'''Mona''': Bunny?
-->'''Bunny''': Yes Mona?
-->'''Mona''': What does this mean?
-->'''Bunny''': I have no idea.
** It's just their total deadpan dialog that sells the moment.
* When Johnny is trying to get a new car he plants a toy car in the ground hoping it will grow into a full-sized car. When nothing happens he angrily remarks "stupid car plant".
* The end of "The Clueless Kid".
-->'''Johnny''': So do I get my red dragon belt of death?
-->'''Master Hama''': No, you get frilly pink apron of shame! Go clean toilets.
* Johnny is turned into a vampire, and lets out a BigNo when he finds out this means he can't look at himself in the mirror anymore.
* In "Johnny Telethon", Johnny is roughly $1200 away from getting enough money to save the $1.03 store (going out of business due to a $1.02 store opening next door). When the last act of the night can't make it Johnny tries to make the last of the money by taking off his shirt and making music with armpit farts, then when the counter starts rapidly spinning and at first glance it looks like his act is gaining money, it turns out he was ''losing'' all the money he made. Following this [[BrokeTheRatingScale the counter turns to negative numbers]].
* In the episode where there is a specter living in Johnny's attic, this happens...
--->''Organ starts playing itself.''
--->'''Johnny:''' That's [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Eerie. Scary! HORRIFYING!!]] *starts dancing* But it's got a nice beat!
** Johnny looking for a rare comic book in his attack to get some money, discarding jewelry and gold bars in the process.
* From "Johnny Goes Hollywood":
--->'''Johnny''': This man's not breathing! Parthamithuh... Pardamida... Partumiduh... Is this even a word?
** Also this:
--->'''Johnny''': To be... or... not to... be.
--->''*pulls out a script*''
--->'''Johnny''': Nyeheheh, this is stupid. Who writes this?
* In one episode, Johnny attempts to recite the alphabet.
--->'''Johnny Bravo''': A, Blee, that curvy one... A, Blee, Three!
* From the episode "Super Duped":
--->'''Random Kid''': ...Then, my cat coughed up this thing, which kinda looks like George Washington.
* In the episode "Bravo 13", Johnny and Carl end up getting lost on the way to the amusement park, and end up crashing in front of the NASA Space Station. To get inside, they have to get past the guy manning the gate. Johnny, thinking that NASA is the amusement park, blabbers on about riding the most extreme rides, even if it means risking his own life to do it.
--->"YOU ASTRONAUTS ARE THE BRAVEST MEN ON EARTH!"
* At the end of "I, Fly", Johnny, Carl, and a fly are all having dinner at Pops' with swapped bodies and characteristics. Then the fly says:
--->'''Fly''': This was a strange and disturbing episode.
* This exchange:
-->'''Carl''': I dunno Pops. Isn't otter an endangered species?
-->'''Pops''': Relax, it tastes just like bald eagle! I mean chicken.
* Johnny's ancestors. One of which searched for the fountain of youth, and ended up poor and friendless years later. Another one betrayed Americans to the British.
* In a parody of Literature/{{Frankenstein}}, Johnny wanders in to Pops' Diner to find him blind and confused.
-->'''Pops''': Who’s there? I can’t see because I just had laser eye surgery. (feels around Johnny’s face) Poor inarticulate brute. Come and share this simple meal with me. (sticks a flaming kabob in Johnny's hand)
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Johnny''': AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
-->'''Pops''': No, no, fire ''good''.
* "Fugitive Johnny" has Johnny make a phone call to the policewoman who is leading the manhunt for him. She quickly determines that Johnny is calling from the police depot itself. Then the camera zooms away to show that Johnny is in ''the same room as her''--sitting at the same table, even. And when she confronts him, he shoos her away because he's busy talking.
* Several from "Luke Perry's Guide to Love":
** One of Luke Perry's fangirls talks about stealing a lock of his hair to clone an army of him to overthrow the government.
** Johnny calling himself a genius by taking pig hormones and using them as a deodorant to attract chicks.
** "Thanks '''LUKE PERRY'''! You're a great friend, '''LUKE PERRY'''!"
** Johnny attempting to speak French to win a girl over.
* "You're Fidel Castro!"
* From "In the Line of Johnny":
** "Wevil to Red Snapper, Wevil to Red Snapper. Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!"[[labelnote:context]]Johnny investigates a kid's "suspicious lunchbox" and eats everything inside, ruining his lunch. Once he leaves, the kid utters the following phrase in a microphone.[[/labelnote]]
** The Princess of Soy is about to put on her lipstick, when...
--->'''Johnny:''' Stop! From now on I will test all of your food. ''(begins eating lipstick)''
* At the beginning of "Chain Gang Johnny"
-->'''Carl:''' Johnny, you're not supposed to read the subtitles out loud in funny voices while making hand puppets on the screen!
** The female prison guard, in a parody of the Sunglasses Man from CoolHandLuke, attempts to discipline Johnny by sentencing him to 30 days of solitary confinement in The Box, a small isolated shed in the prisonyard. Johnny is unimpressed, until she sentences Carl to go with him, THAT makes Johnny break down crying and beg for mercy.
* From "The Great Bunny Book Ban":
** Smelly Raymond's book report:
---> "My book report is about Literature/TheLittleEngineThatCould, which is about a little engine that gets attacked by ninjas, but morphs into a snowmobile, and then his robot friends come to help him, and [[Film/ANewHope they blow up the Death Star]]."
** Mister Blowhard's reason for banning ''Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny'':
---> "''Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny'' depicts a world where bunnies frolic shamelessly at parties, at picnics, and even on the moon! It's ''THAT'' kind of fantasy hoo-ha that leads to dancing, card playing, and the eating of ''TOFU''!"
* In "Candidate Johnny", Johnny and Carl are running for Assistant Litter Commissioner.
-->'''Pops''': Carl has 99% of the vote.\\
'''Johnny''': So wait, I only got 1%?\\
'''Pops''': Actually, you got zero.\\
'''Johnny''': How?\\
''Cut to polling reporter''\\
'''Reporter:''' Who do you prefer, Carl or Johnny?\\
'''Man''': I like pie!\\
''SpinningPaper, "Carl 99% [[TakeAThirdOption Pie 1%]] Johnny 0%"''\\
'''Johnny''' [reading the paper]: I'm kind of worried, Pops. The pie has an impressive grasp of the issue.
** The pie is later included in a debate, with a headline later declaring "Pie Concedes 'I'm sickened and disgusted'". Johnny later eats the pie during the vote count.
** Johnny concludes his debate with "And that's why ozone depletion is our best friend!"
** Johnny decides to enter the campaign to impress the pretty members of the environmental council, and then asks her to help him tear down all of Carls posters.
* ''AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *takes deep breath AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!''
* In "Hail to the Chump", when Johnny becomes mayor Pops barges into his office saying that the city health officials tried to close down his diner. When Johnny asks if it was because there's asbestos in the chili, Pops comments that it was actually because there's radon in the meatloaf. His actual complaint was that he had to bribe the inspectors with a thousand bucks to go away, but the old mayor only charged 500.
** The reason Johnny becomes mayor? The Mayor and his entire administration gets a bad case of food poisoning from Pops' tuna at the Tuna Jamboree, and according to the town charter, in case the ruling council is incapacitated, authority shall be turned over to the village idiot, IE Johnny.
** When Carl tunnels out of prison with a spoon after Johnny enacts a law stating that all nerdy dweebs be imprisoned, he sees the Johnny-shaped sphinx and says that it's terrible... because a real sphinx faces north northeast and the proportions are off.
** When Johnny calls in his army of gorgeous women lawyers they march in to the tune of a sexy drum beat. Johnny then turns to one of his hot assistants, who just happens to be on the drum set, and says she doesn't have to play that every time the lawyers come in.
** When Carl leads a revolt against Johnny in the climax of the episode, he gives a long, winding speech about brotherhood and solidarity, to the point where his own mob gets sick of him and throws him out the window. They then depose Johnny and put him in stocks at the public square where he is [[ProducePelting pelted with fruit]].