Some people may say Cena can't Wrestle, but he ''can'' tell jokes.
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* In a 2005 feud with Wrestling/KurtAngle, he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XjfhlZVmO0 tries to poll the backstage area]] to see if Kurt Angle sucks:
** First he ends up in the ladies' locker room. Right before he's thrown out, Candice Michelle stands in front of Cena and [[SexyCoatFlashing drops her towel]] (her back, unfortunately, to the audience). After he's thrown out, he [[MilkingTheGiantCow genuflects briefly at his bad luck]].
--->'''Candice Michelle:''' John, I know you think that Kurt Angle sucks, but... ([[SexyCoatFlashing drops her towel]]) ...do you think ''I'' do?\\
'''Cena:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Is there any way I can make that happen...]]
** Next, he ends up in the men's locker room, where Gene Snitsky is giving Tyson Tomko [[{{Squick}} a massage]].
--->'''Cena:''' I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
** Then, he sees The Boogeyman in an odd closet. He just sings "My Fair Lady", and smashes his own face with his clock.
--->'''Cena:''' Okay, maybe the WWE Superstar thing was a right turn down Bad Idea Street...
** Finally, Cena went out to the audience, where several audience members say Angle sucks.
* Really, his entire time doing "Five Questions with the Champ/ with John Cena" was full of this. He might be a LargeHam now, but believe me, age has mellowed him.
* John Cena and Fruity Pebbles. That is all. Thanks, [[Main/DwayneJohnson Rocky]]!
** Not quite AscendedMeme territory but now [[http://djphillipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com/images/2013/01/20130107-LIGHT-FruityPebbles-C.jpg?dur=904 he's appeared on a box of the cereal]].
*** [[http://m.nypost.com/p/news/national/wwe_john_cena_to_replace_fred_flintstone_JgwsTOxOC1fmJfIwUTjjsK Now, he's replaced Fred on the cover.]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq0GY2jTSEs Now he has his own commercial.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EA5YzUMYoE "...BALONEY, FUDGE, AND MUSTARD!]] My life is being ruined by the Internet! ...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc I haven't flipped out this bad since my mom canceled my subscription to]] [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Warcraft]]!!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EihybxlGqmw This whole video.]] ''Especially'' the bit about Wrestling/{{Umaga}}.
** [[LargeHam "I will hit the ring]] [[TheBerserker with the strength of a thousand men,]] [[ShockAndAwe lightning will shoot]] '''[[AssPull FROM MY ASS!]]'''...
* Even if it's just coincidence (which is doubtful), [[http://youtu.be/kqKpR9YnNcE Cena's fake whining]] having more than a passing resemblance to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM a similar scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' is hilarious.
* John Cena is not the only one who won a-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIL_xi5IoNA&feature=related&t=2m48s "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"]]''
** "[[LampshadeHanging It's a]] RunningGag!"
*** Vickie could barely keep herself from smiling.
*** [[{{Corpsing}} She did. Twice.]] Dolph needed to remind her she was supposed to be angry both times and had to cover her ears after the second time to keep her in-character.
** And then in this particular promo, Cena and JerryLawler start VolleyingInsults about Vickie's weight.
* Cena [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD0l6KEz9bA was a guest referee]] for a match between what was supposed to be a 4-on-4 tag team match between CM Punk's Nexus and Barrett's new team, "the Corre", with the stipulation that the losing team would not participate in the Royal Rumble. Cena then proceeds to throw both teams out of the match leaving just Punk and Barrett, attack both of them before the match starts (knowing they can't retaliate or else they're DQ'ed), throws Punk out of the ring, leaves the ring to sign autographs while Barrett covers Punk, and finally disqualifies ''both'' competitors while they're on the canvas... for using ''excessive profanity.''
* Cena being a little too excited to be teaming with Trish Stratus on RAW, as he wrestled [[RagingStiffie with a visible boner]] for much of the match. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qio9xG2jbOI&t=9m57s You can hear Cole and King audibly stifle their laughter as they try to call the match.]]
* His TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to John Laurinaitis was hilarious. Even Michael Cole, one of Laurinaitis' very few supporters (though [[EvenEvilHasStandards Laurinaitis had even managed to turn Cole against him somewhat by then]]) admitted it was ActuallyPrettyFunny.
** Laurinaitis could barely keep his frown up.
* When Eve came out to introduce John Laurinaitis after Over the Limit, Cena told her, "Wow, John Laurinaitis, you got really hot, but you still suck!"
** He did something similar to Wrestling/{{Melina}} concerning Umaga.
--> '''John Cena''': Umaga, you look very, very different.
* The ENTIRE John Cena vs. Wrestling/MichaelCole. What Cole learned, is to not mock someone, who's going to stipulate a match with ANYONE.
* Making his conflict with Wrestling/JohnLaurinaitis and Wrestling/TheBigShow sound like a WWE[=/=]Franchise/StarWars {{crossover}} FanFic. Even he had trouble not laughing while doing it. It wouldn't be surprising of half of what he said become memes in short order.
-->'''John Cena:''' "The reason for an announcement so big, is that because over the past month, the [=WWE=] has been turned upside down. It's been like a... like a rotten episode of ''Star Wars''. *beat* Allow me to enlighten you: A short time ago, in a [=WWE=] universe not so far away, the [[BigBad evil emperor]] John Laurinaitis convinced the world's largest Jedi to [[FaceHeelTurn join the dark side]] and become [[Wrestling/TheBigShow Show Vader]]. Show Vader then channelled his new-found anger to wage war against the younger, more handsome Jedi [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue John Cenawalker]]. The two did battle in an epic fight so big it had to be contained in a [[GimmickMatches fifteen-foot-high Death Star]]. With the evil emperor sitting at ringside, but not to be outdone and to be sure the match was fair, the old, decrepit, dust-covered Jedi [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Yoda [=McMahon=]]] sat there next to him. The entire galaxy was involved: [[Wrestling/BrodusClay Jabba the Funkasaurus]], Han Soul-bro, [[Wrestling/ZackRyder Bro-bacca]] the [[CatchPhrase woo-woo-wookie]]. Hell, even R2-A-ri and [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella Santin-3PO]] were there. The battle was so vicious, that Show Vader had Cenawalker in a corner, and breathing heavy as he most often does, said [[VaderBreath *wooosh* *wooosh*]] [[LukeIAmYourFather 'I am your father!']]. And to be quite honest, that totally weirded me out, because I know my dad and my dad's not Show. So I climbed out of the Death Star as quick as I could, using a maneuver that was easier than bagging womp rats back in Beggar's Canyon, and when I hit the floor, the ancient, old Jedi Yoda [=Mcmahon=] leaped out of his chair and said to the face of the evil emperor, '' 'No chance in Hell have you.' '' [[{{Corpsing}} *be]][[BeatPanel at*]] ''[[CatchPhrase 'Fired you are!']]''
* Wrestling/ChrisBenoit locks Wrestling/PaulHeyman in the Sharpshooter while Cena makes Pauley ''eat soap''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiMjX-dfxqw See it here]]. John was having a lot of fun telling Benoit when to apply pressure with the submission and when to ease up so Heyman could do something other than scream and tap out.
--> "Eff me? Eff moi? I believe that the correct verbage is F.U, Paul Heyman!"
* Maybe funnier for one that doesn't like Cena, but there was a slapstick-like moment of the borderline- EpicFail variety in his most recent match against Wrestling/CMPunk. Cena sets up for his shoulder tackles - the first of his FiveMovesOfDoom. When he makes the return pass for the second, though, Punk [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy hits the deck]], causing Cena to come up empty and fly halfway across the ring before spilling out onto the floor.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4RVc9NeP8E John Cena low blows CM Punk.]]
** Probably made even funnier by his obvious "YOLO!" look toward the ref right before he does it.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_RCywCD3c0 This moment.]] It starts off with Cena slamming Edge, then Cena has a spaz attack when doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle, then Big Show chokeslams Edge, then Edge gets gets pinned by four wrestlers. Everything about this is funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG5lC4m7ffA This moment in 2011]] Cena tells The Miz and R-Truth that his tag partner for Survivor Series is The Rock, And when he says that he spits on the mic.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_9EmI3Jpw His angry face.]] Nuff' said.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBjSoy_vfU This 2003 Moment.]] Almost everything is funny. Cena stealing Wrestling/EddieGuerrero's low rider sold the deal.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ks4ta60Bew Cena beating up people while rappin.]] Priceless.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8aH60zpxyA Raw on 4/8/13.]] Cena came to the ring after Beating [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] for the WWE Championship at ''[=WrestleMania=] 29''. And he basically messed with the crowd for the most part in this promo, But the funniest part was four minutes in the video Cena said he may do a Championship dance, And then he did a embarrassing shake, Then a kick, But the funniest part was that Cena teased a [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]].... By doing a [[ExactWords HEEL turn!]]
** May have turned into a FunnyAneurysmMoment for his fans because he came up with an injured achilles about a week later.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g5cEiPmYys Cena trolling Team Rhodes scholars.]] Especially the part where Cena was leaning to Wrestling/CodyRhodes' mustache.
--> '''John Cena:''' An issue, That's totally [[ExactWords growing out of proportions]] it's everywhere- Don't move pretend I'm not even here, I just wanna see it up close.
* Cena's entire ShoutOut to ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' when Mike Tyson [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ6tyNgXsnQ as the guest.]] Even Orton was {{Corpsing}} at that point.
* Pretty much every time John Cena was on screen in the WebVideo/{{Fred}} movies. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMiRee0_ezw They even fought Mr. Devlin and Kevin in front of a LIVE]] [=WWE=] crowd! ...But it was [[AllJustADream all just a dream]]. [[OrWasItADream or was it!?]]
--> '''Devlin''': No human is a match for the strengh of the, Undead!
--> '''John Cena''': Except a WWE Superstar!
--> '''Devlin''': I was going to say that, If you let me finish that was gonna be the end of my sentence.
--> '''John Cena''': I'm sorry I cut you off.
--> '''Devlin''': You're what?
--> '''John Cena''': I-I'm sorry.
--> '''Devlin''': Well you don't sound like you mean it so, apology not excepted!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OgOFMq9Lc This moment in 2007]] When Cena was on Carlito's Cabana, He started [[TalkingToThemself interviewing himself]] under a new show called "Cena's Cabana".
-->'''John Cena:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Because that, My friend, Is cool!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvexnFQkCpQ When Cena visited Manchester, England.]]
-->'''John Cena:''' I am lord helmet!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61szMpXk_Yk Cena Rock bottoming The Rock.]] Mainly his face after The Rock kicked out.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af205cu5gAI Cena and Eddie Guerrero in Singapore.]]
--> '''John Cena:''' To be honest with you I'm a little sexually confused.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZB1gzoz8f8 When Cena]] made a cameo on ''Series/HannahMontana'' and beats up Jackson Stewart to get him to read. But it was [[AllJustADream just a dream.]]
--> '''John Cena:''' ''READING TAKES YOU TO NEW AND EXCITING PLACES!''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ffALAdqTOE Cena pissing on a grave.]]
--> '''John Cena:''' ...WORD LIFE!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTYILmbGn7Q Cena showing what he thinks of being on commentary for a match in 2008.]]
--> '''John Cena:''' [[BadBadActing Wow Steph, Thanks a lot. That'll be so exciting, Not only for myself WWE Superstar John Cena, but for all the WWE Universe watching.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfO5yTFyB0g This moment between him,]] Wrestling/TripleH and Wrestling/RandyOrton.
--> '''John Cena:''' [[NoIndoorVoice THERE IS NO GOOD REASON ON THIS GREEN EARTH THAT THE TWO OF US SHOULD FIGHT THE THREE OF YOU, TONIGHT WE WOULD SIMPLY SELF DESTRUCT!]]
--> '''John Cena:''' .....But, despite all that...
--> '''John Cena and Triple H at the same time:''' WE ACCEPT!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=638WkwiaOoY This moment in 2007 between him,]] [=Vince McMahon=] and Wrestling/ShawnMichaels.
--> '''John Cena:''' Unless Wrestling/{{ECW}} stands for "Extremely Crazy White-Guy", all i'm seeing, is a stooge in a doo-rag.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr7NF7_y5tg In this]] 2009 moment between Cena, Triple H and Shawn Michaels, They are looking for Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}}, then he comes out decked out in John Cena gear.
--> '''John Cena:''' See? Not wearing your stuff, head-to-toe, John CENA merchandise, you guys hang him on a hook, he just gets angry and more assertive, you gotta talk to him nice- hey look at this!
--> '''John Cena:''' Hey watch this he learns too, show em' this is the thing- the thing! do the thing!
--> '''*Hornswoggle does Cena's "You Can't See Me"*'''
--> '''John Cena:''' And you know that's just like Survivor Series cause at Survivor Series you two...
--> '''John Cena: (While him and Hornswoggle do the "You Can't See Me.")''' CAN'T SEE ME!
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1AQOGTM7e0 this]] 2009 moment between Cena, HHH, and Shawn Michaels, they talked about "[[ThatCameOutWrong Beating]]" eachother... in front of the Wrestling/BellaTwins.
--> '''John Cena:''' Well guess what I beat you! I beat you! We all beat each other ''WE BEAT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!''
--> '''"{{Beat}}"'''
--> '''*Bellas leave*'''
--> '''John Cena:''' ''[[ThatCameOutWrong THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!]]'' *Throws Cap*
** An extra level of hilarity comes into it nowadays since Cena is in a relationship with one of the twins.
* Cena posted on Twitter of him dressed as [[https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/396377759951634432/photo/1 Jaba.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiY1un9Tgc In 2004,]] Cena who wanted to get payback over Wrestling/KurtAngle backstage, Angle pulled a YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses, (But in this case a wheelchair) and Cena's reaction?
--> '''Kurt Angle:''' You wouldn't hit a man in a wheelchair!?
--> '''"{{Beat}}"'''
--> '''(Cena picks up Angle)'''
--> '''John Cena:''' ''[[LoopholeAbuse U NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW!]]''
--> '''(After throwing Luther Reigns through a wall)'''
--> '''John Cena:''' ''THIS IS MY HOUSE! NEXT TIME, WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU GET HERE!!!''
* Cena in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqvDUFUydcI this]] Capri Sun commercial.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKfxAYZEuhY All of Cena's interactions with the We Hate Cena Guy.]]
* 3/24/14: John Cena in the bathroom and in the mirror he see's Eric Rowan. When he looks back, Rowan's gone. Cena has a WTF Face.
** The following week, as Bray is celebrating his win over R-Truth a strange figure appears dressed like Eric Rowan, sheep mask and all. It's Cena, but can you ''imagine'' Cena wearing that sheep mask over his face?
* 4/7/14: Cena enters and the crowd, more or less angry that he beat Bray the night before, decide to sing to his theme. What do they sing? "John Cena Sucks"....''in time to his own theme song''. This had happened before during a show at Peru but it was still mixed in with wild cheers and thus not as audible. This time it came out loud and clear.
* Cenas face in [[http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.sportskeeda.com/static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/594x395x481951029-2158380.jpg.pagespeed.ic.pvGPcM31Yx.jpg this]] picture.
* 4/14/14: Cena coming out and showing three photoshopped picture's of Wyatt, Harper and Rowan and talking about how Wyatt is secretly a ladies man.
* Completely unintentional and an indirect example, but Cena told Nikki Bella in an episode of Total Divas that he could be on the road for at least ''another ten years'', making him unsuitable as a husband and a father- much of WWE's fandom seems pretty alarmed by this...... until one realizes, upon actually reading or listening through most mentions of that segment, that it isn't the drama between Cena and Nikki which alarms them, it's the implication that ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck they'll be seeing Cena for at least another ten years]]''.