* One time Joan's phone rings with stirring, inspirational music, like what would announce the arrival of a king...she looks at the caller ID and it clearly says "GOD."
-->'''Joan:''' [[SarcasmMode Haha, very funny]]!
-->'''God:''' I thought so.
* Before Joan believes she's actually talking to God, she's skeptical.
-->'''Joan:''' [[GodTest If you're God, let's see a miracle]].
-->'''God:''' Okay...how about that?
-->'''Joan:''' ...that's a tree.
-->'''God:''' Let's see you make one.
* From the pilot:
-->'''Luke''': What you do is you shoot these photons at this piece of paper-
-->'''Joan''': There's a pervert in the yard!
-->'''Luke''': -and a pervert appears in the yard!
* "Wealth of Nations"
-->'''Adam''': You stole from the homeless?!
-->'''Joan''': I know I'm a terrible person.
-->'''Adam''': Yeah!
-->'''Joan''': Well, you weren't supposed to say that!
* "Thanks for leaving a message with my father ''the rabbi'' saying you wanted to spend the night with me building a gun!"
* "Don't scare the cripple! My fight or flight impulse is very confused!"