* It's not really a funny show, but "Herod's Song" is hilarious.
* In the 2000 film, Simon's OhCrap look when Jesus sings "this is my blood you drink" just as he's sipped from the wine.
** At the next line ("This is my body you eat"), the apostle handling the loaf of bread stares at it and then quickly wipes his hands.
* Pilate can be hilariously snarky. His delivery in the 1973 film makes it even better.
-->'''Pilate''' (to the crowd): Well, this is new! Respect for Caesar! Till now, this has been ''noticeably lacking!''