* At the beginning of ''Iznogoud's Birthday'', Iznogoud is looking for a mysterious individual who just screamed about his ambition to be the Caliph. Cue this dialogue with a random guard:
--->'''Iznogoud''': Was that you who were screaming?
--->'''Guard''': [[BlatantLies I can't, Great Vizir; I am deaf and mute.]]
--->'''Iznogoud''': But... you just answered me!
--->'''Guard''' (surprised): Did I? But.... then... ({{Beat}}) I AM CURED! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!
--->'''Iznogoud''': O, damn it, not with the crazies again!
* This from ''Iznogoud Finally Caliph'':
--->'''Archivist''': Hello, Grand Vizir; my name is Vhist, and I am...
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[LampshadeHanging I bet your firstname is Archie]]!
--->'''Archivist''': Ew... Indeed. How did you guess?
--->'''Iznogoud''': [[GenreSavvy I'm used to dumb puns]]
--->'''Archivist''': Vhist Archie ? Nah, I don't see... well anyway, I am the Archiv... ({{beat}}. [[LateToThePunchline The Archivist suddenly burst in laugh]]) Ah ah ah! Archie Vhist! Hilarious! I have been Archivist for seventy years, and I never noticed!