* The very first scene.
-->'''Houston:''' Drop the banners!
-->'''Sanders:''' Oh, for- Must we?
-->''(the lander unfurls a pair of presidential election banners)''
-->'''Washington:''' The Eagle has landed, baby! ''(laughs)''
-->'''Houston:''' Please keep that fool '''''off the main frequency!'''''
* The North Korean ambassador [[spoiler:"reveals" that his nation's "Glorious Leader" is the mastermind behind the design and construction of the invading spaceships. Nobody buys it.]]
* The scene with Washington and Renate in the police station is probably the funniest part of the movie.
-->'''Policeman''': So, you are a [[ItMakesSenseInContext formerly dead black model who is now suddenly a living white hobo after spending a weekend on the moon…]] correct?
-->'''Washington''': Was I, or was I not, on the dark side of the Moon?
-->'''Renate''': (reluctantly) Yes. You were.
* The two Nazi pilots browsing a modern porn magazine and discussing the contents in German.
-->'''Pilot 1:''' Look at this; no hair here... or here...
-->'''Pilot 2:''' They look like little girls.
-->'''Pilot 1:''' And when they do have hair, it looks like ''this''.
-->'''Pilot 2:''' Like our beloved Führer's mustache!
-->''(cue snickering from both)''
* The space battle scene: [[spoiler:after the US tries to pull off a BigDamnHeroes moment by sending a secretly constructed space battleship against the zeppelin carriers but gets overwhelmed by sheer numbers, a fleet of over a dozen other spacecraft (including the Mir space station!) from various national space programs join the fray]]. Cue the US president's indignant "OK, who ''didn't'' arm their spaceships?!"
** Made even funnier by the Finnish ambassador timidly raising his hand, being the only one who does so.
--->'''President:''' Oh, great... great, that's just... great... You all gave me your word!
--->'''Ambassador:''' But you broke yours!
--->'''President:''' [[HypocriticalHumor We always break ours, that's just what we do!]] Okay, fine, fine fine fine fine fine! Let's just beat the shit out of these pricks and we'll talk about the details later.
** Come on, no one's going to mention Renate deciding to watch TheGreatDictator? You know what is coming, and you can't help but burst your guts laughing!