!!!''Film/IronMan1'':
* Tony's response for being called as "Da Vinci of our time"?
-->"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
* Tony at the beginning.
--> "I don't want to see this on your Website/{{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
--> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was [[TwinThreesomeFantasy twins]].
* Also also at the beginning:
-->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
** And then after Tony is kidnapped and assumed dead, he is reunited with Rhodey, who finds him haggard, injured and near complete exhaustion:
--->'''Rhodey''': How was the fun-vee?
--->[''Tony laughs'']
* During Tony's escape from the Afghanistan caves, he gets his gauntlet jammed in a rock face when trying to take out a soldier. One sees an opprotunity for a BoomHeadshot. The bullet richochets off Tony's helmet, and [[BoomHeadshot into the head]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard of the shooter]].
** And Tony turns around to say [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh What was that? A twig?]]
** Just before the escape some of the guards demand to know what Tony and Yinsen are doing. Despite the tense situation, or perhaps ''because'' of it, this exchange stands out.
-->'''Tony''': (''hears the guards yelling'') Say something!
-->'''Yensin''': He's speaking Hungarian. I don't know Hungarian!
* Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
* As Tony enters the first press conference, Stane asks him if he has another cheeseburger, since he wanted it to look like he was glad Tony was back, for the cameras.
* "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
--->'''Pepper:''' I thought you said you were done making weapons.
--->'''Tony:''' It isn't. [[ExactWords This is a flight stabilizer]]. It's completely harmless.
--->''The stabilizer shoots a blast of energy that knocks him onto his back''
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't expect that.
* Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, [[RealityEnsues then going through the roof,]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress piano and one of his cars]]. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
* The great unsung comedy moment of the movie, due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
--> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
--> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
* When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler:[[CreatorCameo Stan Lee]]]].
* Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown being peeled out of the Mark III armor]].
-->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
* Two words: "[[OhCrap Icing problem?]]"
** "Might wanna look into it." [[CherryTapping *clonk*]]
* A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
* "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "Well I'm sorry... but I'm not Tony Stark."
* The little exchange between Coulson and Pepper while they infiltrate Sector 16.
--> '''Pepper''': Oh what is that, some kind of device to pick the lock?
--> '''Coulson''': You might want to step back...
** Pepper then turns around and covers her ears in expectation of a huge bang, only for the lock to blow in a small "poof."
* [[spoiler:A dying Tony has just failed to grab the prototype Arc Reactor that Pepper saved and had monogrammed, and is lying there, beaten... until Dummy casually lowers it into frame. Doubles as a [[SugarWiki.HeartwarmingMoments CMOH]].]]
--> '''Tony''': Good boy...
* The scene where Pepper swaps out Tony's Arc Reactor for the upgraded model. Particularly this line:
--> '''Tony''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, it's nothing.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I'm just going into cardiac arrest]] because you ''yanked it out like a trout-''

!!!''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':
* Nanami and Tony are made of funny.
** The initial CrashIntoHello.
** Tony immediately hitting on her, and her ArmorPiercingSlap response.
* [[HotScientist Dr. Tanaka's]] reaction to the air show.
--> '''Tanaka:''' So much for humility.