* This exchange:
-->'''Wrigley''': I'll have a salad. Baby field greens?
-->'''Diner Waitress''' (''straight out of central casting''): What did you call me?
-->'''Wrigley''': Uh -- do you have a green salad?
-->'''Waitress''': What the fuck color would it be?
-->'''Wrigley''': ''[Turns to Miles, hissing]'' Why are we eating here?!
* This. Just...
--> '''Wrigley''': Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
* "Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as 'the silly man'!"
** The entire courtroom scene:
-->'''Freddy:''' Objection, your honor! Strangling the witness!
-->'''Judge:''' I'm going to allow it.
* When their hired killer "Wheezy Joe" meets them he's gasping for breath and using an inhaler:
-->'''Miles''': Are you ... Wheezy Joe?