!!The Book
* Courtesy of the Crimson King: "You may not know it, [[Literature/{{It}} but shape-changing is a time-honored custom in Derry]]."

!!The Film
* [[HasTwoThumbsAnd "Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? This guy!"]] Made funnier by the fact [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment it comes completely out of nowhere.]]
* Shortly after arriving, Dormer proposes yanking a suspect out of school to disorient him and arrest him, and says they should head over right now, only to be informed that (due to the midnight sun) it's actually ten o'clock at night.
* Dormer hanging up on the killer as he's threatened Dormer and then asks him to feed his dogs for him.