* "One, two, three-BRANCH!"
* "One, two Don't DIE!" Also a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]].
* Anything Jacob does. Especially -> "Hello, dirt. And How are we today?" [[RunningGag followed by]] "We meet again."
* ''[[DeadpanSnarker "There's]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker the fighter.]] I mean, you're roughing up the handicap, but who's counting?"
* Leiv's nonchalant way of keeping Emma's spirits up.
-->'''Leiv''': Do you like my new haircut? It's all the rage right now.
* Emma playing with her stuffed animals.
-->"Sir Lawrence! Sir Lawrence! [[BigNo NOOOOO!]] Why!?!? He was so YOUNG!"
** The scene is funny enough that Allele cracks a smile [[PerpetualFrowner for the only time in the movie.]]