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[[folder:The Comic]]
* Harley names the submarine she and the Joker stole "Gunter" and says goodbye to it.
** And then Green Lantern turns up, commenting that Gunter is a terrible name for a submarine.
* The interactions between Harley Quinn and Green Arrow in the prequel comic. Particularly, her calling him out on how stupid a name the "Arrow Cave" is, and noting that the Bat Cave is called what it is because bats live in caves. She recommends that he change the name to "The Quiver", which even Green Arrow agrees is a better name.
** Also, the talk about the boxing glove arrow.
--> '''Harley Quinn''': Why do you need a boxing glove arrow?
--> '''Green Arrow''': Because sometimes I want to punch someone who's a really long way away.
--> '''Harley Quinn''': Agh. Tell me about it!
** The [[BrickJoke fake mustache]] that Harley has [[CrazyPrepared for some reason]].
*** What's the reason? [[spoiler: It contains a hidden lockpick that she used to help break out the inmates of Arkham Asylum, including Solomon Grundy.]]
** Also of note is Harley's first fight with Green Arrow--she hits him with a flash bomb, then picks up a big mallet, winds up, and brings it down on Green Arrow's head...
--> '''(SQUEAK!!)'''
--> '''Harley Quinn''': [[OhCrap (Staring at the rubber mallet) ]] "Squeak?" I didn't know this was the ''squeaky mallet.'' I thought it was the mallet that smooshes your head all over the floor!
** She then proceeds [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to pull a gun.]] Which Green Arrow jams with [[ImprobableAimingSkills a well-aimed arrow.]] Harley's reaction?
--> '''Harley Quinn''': (Giddy) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That was amazing! Do it again!]]
* Wonder Woman taunting Ares in the prequel comic.
--> '''Wonder Woman''': You're right to fear. You fear Superman because you believe he could succeed. What becomes of the God of War in a world without conflict? Maybe you could become the god of something else? Something less violent. Say it with me. 'I am the dreaded Ares, God of Ponies!'
** The payoff? After Supes and Diana kick his ass, he actually seems to be considering it.
* Aquaman's reaction to Billy's denial of the Kraken as a myth.
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Aquaman]]''': [[ArbitrarySkepticism Says the boy in a man's body with powers given to him by a wizard.]]
* Dick to Damian in Issue 14:
--> '''Dick''': Damian, you're 13 years old. How are you the darkest thing in this cave?
* Calendar Man in Issue 15. Nobody recognizes him.
--> '''Calendar Man''': Hey, hey, Wonder Woman! Do you remember me? Last week, I was trying to steal Faberge eggs and you broke my collarbone and punctured my lung with one of my ribs. Best date ever! *downcast* You don't remember.
* Also in issue 15, after Batman causes a computer virus to mess with Cyborg to prevent doors opening to let Flash from taking various immates of Arkham Asylum to another unknown place, Cyborg realizes Batman put the virus in him the first time they met. Killer Croc's response?
--> '''Killer Croc''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That's pretty evil.]]
* Harley, after apparently burning down the Arrow Cave in what she claimed was a little fire, gets escorted to Arkham. Then Green Arrow leaves her alone with the security guard. We get this exchange:
--> '''Harley''': Kenneth, how many times have I broken your nose?
--> '''Kenneth''': [[RuleofThree Three times]]. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck The same nose. Three times.]]
--> '''Harley''': [[ApologeticAttacker I'm sorry.]] *[[FourIsDeath Breaks his nose again]]*
** And then we learn she has a crush on Green Arrow.
--> '''Harley''': Yes, that's it! Tear the super****s apart! But don't touch the green guy with the cute beard. I have a little crush on him. It's probably just Stockholm syndrome but I'll take what I can get.
* Concerning which cities are being targeted by an AlienInvasion:
--> '''Catwoman''': Why those cities?
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Green Arrow]]''': Yeah. [[EiffelTowerEffect Don't they know alien invasions always start near famous monuments?]]
* Issue #25, during an argument about whether or not Superman did the right thing by stopping said AlienInvasion (violently):
--> '''Huntress''': Being sanctimonious and arrogant doesn't make you right, '''Bruce!'''
--> (BeatPanel, Batman [[PerpetualFrowner frowns]] and Huntress has a hilarious OhCrap look)
--> '''Huntress''': There are people in this room who don't know your secret identity, aren't there?
* Later in the same issue:
--> '''ComicBook/GreenArrow''': I can't believe he's Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is a flake!
--> '''ComicBook/BlackCanary''': No. He's not.
--> '''Green Arrow''': Wait a minute... You '''knew?''' And you didn't tell me? I tell you '''everything.'''
--> '''Black Canary''': You had Harley Quinn handcuffed in your Arrow Cave.
--> '''Green Arrow''': I tell you '''almost''' everything.
* Issue #25 again, when facing a KnightTemplar cult devoted to Superman:
--> '''Cultist''': '''Do not stop! Our cause is righteous! Superman would--''' *[[BrickJoke boxing glove arrow]] to the face*
--> '''Green Arrow''': [[TheCavalry Time to go back to whatever intolerant hole you crawled out of.]]
--> '''Cultist''': We don't answer to you. We serve only [[{{Superman}} Him.]]
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Green Arrow]]''': I'd take your religious fervor far more seriously if you weren't wearing a dressing gown in public. Seriously, did someone sew the Superman symbols on or can you get them like that online?
--> '''Cultist''': I bought '''this''' online! *brandishes [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter shotgun]]*
--> '''[[WorldOfSnark Batman]]''': [[BullyingTheDragon You had to mock the zealot.]] *Batman shoves the shotgun into the cultist's face*
* Issue #26: Maybe unintentional, maybe MythologyGag, but a [[KryptoTheSuperdog white dog running off with Clark's red blanket]] in the flashback is amusing.
* A heartwarming kind of funny in Issue #28: Alfred has a list of what Bruce might want to take with him in case he ever has to abandon Wayne Manor in a hurry ([[spoiler:which he has to, since Superman revealed his secret identity to the world as retribution for Batman sending the MartianManhunter to spy on him disguised as Hawkgirl]]). When Bruce tells Alfred that he should leave him to save himself, Alfred informs him that [[spoiler:he can't leave him, he's the first item on the list. We even see the list, and there it is: "1. Alfred"]].
* Superman exposing Batman's secret identity. Whilst the plot-point is a pretty serious one, ''how'' it happens is downright hilarious. [[spoiler: Batman causes a blackout in the broadcasting communications of the Watchtower just as Superman is about to expose him worldwide as Bruce Wayne. So with no apparent way to expose him, how do they get around that? They post "Batman is Bruce Wayne" ''on {{Twitter}}'']].
* The entire sequence in Issue #31 with Green Arrow and Black Canary getting into one of Batman's secret hideouts via a ''restroom elevator'', involving a retinal scan.
--> '''Green Arrow''': I don't know what scares me more, the fact that he has our eyes on file or that the toilet is talking.
* Even though he knows he's pretty much outmatched, Ollie manages to get some final snarky moments in Issue #33.
--> '''Superman''': The U.S. government just ordered my death. Do you know anything about that, Ollie?
--> '''Green Arrow''': I know very little about anything. I didn't even know we were coming here. Hell, we came to the North Pole and Black Canary wore [[StockingFiller fishnets.]] [[ExposedToTheElements That shows a distinct lack of planning.]]
** And this gem, [[spoiler: before one of his arrows bounces off Supes' shoulder and accidentally hits his dad in the shoulder.]]
--> '''Superman''': Arrows won't help you.
--> '''Green Arrow''': [[DefiantToTheEnd Sure they will. They'll make me feel better.]]
* Year Two Issue #5, Guy Gardner trying to keep Superman and Ganthet from fighting:
--> '''Guy''': Okay, guys. You're both very intimidating. Now, how about we take the ominous power levels down a notch before we lose a continent? Why don't we go get a drink? It might be hard for Ganthet to see over the bar--but I could bring a cushion or something.
** What makes it funny is that the situation is so dangerous that it falls on Guy Gardner to be the voice of reason...not something anyone would expect, least of all him.
* Year Two Issue #6: An argument between Hal Jordan and Carol Ferris is interrupted when the latter notices...
--> '''Carol''': There's a small, blue man staring at us. *Ganthet peeks in through the window*
--> '''Guy''' (outside): You guys are omniscient, right? You can see pretty much anything you want to?
--> '''Ganthet''': Yes.
--> '''Guy''': So you're peeking through the window just to be creepy?
--> '''Ganthet''': Hmm.
* The heroes saying goodbye to their loved ones before the big fight in Year Two is very touching, but then there's Harley... having a tearful conversation with her fake mustache.
* Harley shows up in the hospital after Black Canary has given birth, having lied and said she's Dinah's sister, and among the gifts she brings is a muzzle. While Dinah is initially skeptical of this, Harley explains that if the baby is anything like mama in terms of powers it will be prudent to have.
-->[{{beat}}]
--> '''Black Canary''': Give me the muzzle.
* In Year Three, Batman and Detective Chimp are in the back of a car. Constantine and Chaz in front can't help but crack up at the sheer absurdity of the scene.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Story]]
* When Doomsday attacks Metropolis and Lex Luthor attacks Watchtower:
-->'''Superman:''' I'm taking Doomsday to deep space.
-->'''Batman:''' Make sure it's very deep space.
* In the opening chapters, just after Batman and company have cleared up one of Luthor's schemes in the Watchtower, an alarm starts sounding.
-->'''Catwoman''': ''[being escorted away in handcuffs]'' What's that?
-->'''Cyborg''': It's the ''none of your damn business'' alarm.
* Green Lantern's ShutUpHannibal moment against Yellow Lantern. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
--> '''Yellow Lantern''': Sanctimony is easy when you know what
--> '''Green Lantern''': [[ShutUpHannibal Save it]]. [[MirrorMatch Time to kick my ass]].
* Green Arrow's chapter has quite a few amusing moments.
** When discussing Regime Superman's status as a FallenHero, Insurgency Batman mentions that his universe's Green Arrow was killed trying to get through to Superman. With the "normal" universe Green Arrow standing not five feet away.
--->'''Green Arrow''': *suddenly uncomfortable* Alright, moving on.
** After Green Lantern tackles Solomon Grundy out of Wayne Manor:
--->'''Green Arrow''': You kids have fun! Stay out of the street!
** After Green Lantern returns from the above, he casually mentions that he got rid of him by throwing him ''into orbit.'' Wonder Woman is shocked. Batman's totally unconcerned quip:
--->'''Batman''' (totally nonchalant): "Grundy's a zombie, he'll be fine."
** When Insurgency Batman needs the normal universe's heroes' DNA for a scanner, all the hands are ColorCodedForYourConvenience. Batman is blue, Wonder Woman is red, Aquaman is orange, Green Lantern is green, but Green Arrow is...
--->'''Green Arrow''' (incredulous): Yellow?
** Immediately before that as Batman digs out the rock containing his last resort weapon.
--->'''Green Arrow''': A rock? You're gonna throw a rock at Superman?
*** This is possibly a shout out to Killer Croc's master plan in ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''.
* After all that Regime!Wonder Woman [[LadyMacbeth has]] [[ManipulativeBastard done]], it's funny to hear Deathstroke refer to her as "Superman's rebound girl."
* [[spoiler:Sinestro beats the normal universe Superman with a construct mace, and once done, asks Yellow Lantern "[[TemptingFate Not so super, was he?]]" Only for Superman to tap him on the shoulder, [[PunchCatch counter Sinestro's punch]], and then slowly, slowly take off Sinestro's ring.]]
* The Joker's story mode. Anything he does (except him beating Batman) is funny.
** Taking a drive through Gotham in the car of a police officer he just killed and having a conversation with him.
--> '''Joker''': Thanks for the ride. You're a funny guy. Are you sure the old gang lives around here? True� Here, they could be dead� Law abiding!? Bite your tongue!
** When the Joker meets Insurgent Harley for the first time:
-->'''Joker''': Harley, it's me. I'm the Joker! It says here on my underwear! *points at his pants*
-->'''Harley''': *shoots at him* Not funny, creep!
** After the Joker's speech, the New Regime busts into the Joker Clan's meeting and open fires on to everyone, including Joker. He's just taken the durability pill, so the gunfire does nothing. His response?
-->'''Joker''': I should be dead! Thanks, Happy Pill!
** Then the Mainverse heroes come in, and Joker's completely nonchalant.
-->'''Joker''': Hi, gang! What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?
-->'''Wonder Woman''': Joker!
-->*Wonder Woman grabs the Joker's arm tightly and twists it behind his back*
-->'''Joker''': What? Ow! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why does she hate pancakes?]]
** His attempt to ingratiate himself with the team.
--> Superman? His flying friends took Batman... ''[[FoeYay My]]'' [[FoeYay Batman]]... ''Our'' Batman.
* When the heroes lay siege to Stryker's, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern engages Superman.
-->'''Green Lantern''': Can we play too?
* Regime Raven manages to take control of Green Arrow and forces him to fight Insurgency Batman, who proceeds to BeatTheCurseOutOfHim. After he recovers:
-->'''Green Arrow''': [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Don't tell the others about this, huh]]?
** Also, the two times Ollie says "[[PrecisionFStrike Shit]]". They're quick, but you can't help but snicker at them.
* When the Joker and Batman are pulled into the Regime universe, the former turns to the latter and almost immediately declares "This is somehow your fault!"
** Well, he ''is'' right, if you think about it.
* After the Flash defeats Sinestro, he muses to himself that he can't just leave him lying there. So what does he do? Use his SuperSpeed to build a small pyramid over the unconscious Sinesto. Of course, Sinestro gets out by the time of good Superman's arrival in the Injustice universe.
* During Lex Luthor's chapter intro, where he ends up crashing from the sky onto an APC, the Joker arrives just as he's getting up and summarizes it as only he can.
-->'''Joker''': [[BaldOfAwesome Humpy Dumpty]] fell through a truck. Humpty Dumpty's suit is all f-.
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' [[CurseCutShort Love the color.]] Matches your eyes.
* Nightwing interrupting Lex's gloating in the opening chapter:
-->'''Lex Luthor:''' Most of the League dies, and Superman's beloved city is vaporized. I console the masses by offering to rebuild it, in my own image of cou...
-->[''[[TalkToTheFist Nightwing smacks him in the head with his eskrima stick.]]'']
-->'''Nightiwng:''' He was done
* After a quick fight, Batman tries to convince Insurgency!Batman to let them help with a heroic speech and use the teleporter to summon Superman.
-->'''Insurgency!Batman:''' ...You have no idea how to use it, do you?
-->'''Batman:''' I was hoping you wouldn't figure that out.
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[[folder:The Gameplay]]
* In an interview with [[http://www.comicvine.com/sdcc-2012-ed-boon-interview/112-1849/ Comic Vine]], Ed Boon expressed that Hawkman would not be in the game, though he would not disclose the reason why beyond personal issues. [[spoiler:Cue panel of Hawkman declaring "Risk my life to save [[MidwayGames Midway]]? NEVER!"]]
* If you're a MortalKombat fan, you'll find this one funny. When Batman uses his grappling hook to grab an opponent in the air, he says [[ShoutOut "Get down here!"]]
* Harley Quinn's Supermove. After stunning her opponent with her mallet, causing them to stumble back, Harley charges forward with a battle cry, fist raised... only to slide between the foe's legs, laying an explosive cream pie between them in the process. She even does a child-like "fingers in ears" crouch as the thing goes boom and the opponent flips head-over-heels over her.
* Some of the stage transitions are pretty amusing.
** The transit from Luthor's Lab to the Command Center of Insurgency. In a rather {{slapstick}} fashion, the combatant lands on their back, gets smushed under a large press as they try to get up, gets smushed ''again'' as they try that again, and then flung into a swinging mechanism that whacks them like a baseball across the room (and through several armor sets and a vent) into the starting area.
** The HumiliationConga transition from the Mess Hall to the Cell Block at Arkham/Joker's Asylum. The transitioning combatant is knocked into ''the rec room'' and hits Killer Croc, who angrily throws them by head into The Penguin, who slams and hits his umbrella on the combatant, who is then knocked over to Two-Face who slams a TV down on their head, forcing them to stumble into the Riddler's swinging cane, right before Croc comes back to punch them hard enough to knock them into a wall into another room.
*** Also at the Asylum stage, the other transition has the player bursting into the Scarecrow's cell. Rather than thank the player and be on his way, Dr. Crane seems upset that you've ruined his quiet time. So he injects the player with fear toxin, gives a hilariously over the top [[EvilLaugh giggle]], and sends you to his [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum Arkham Asylum dreamworld]], at which point he grows to giant size, smashes the player with his fist, picks the player up, and throws him/her through the floor and plummeting into the void... or rather, the kitchen. [[OffscreenTeleportation Somehow]].
** The Watchtower's transition from the Bridge to the Reactor. You knock the opponent hard enough to send them flying through multiple ships before falling off the ledge multiple stories before landing on the base of a giant cooling fan on their backs, right before the last ship they hit falls off the ledge on top of them (with an appropriate OhCrap reaction to boot), smashing them through the fan and into a room with a miniature sun, which spits them out onto the floor.
** The Gotham City Alley to Rooftop transition. Launched by an exploding vehicle and striking a few things on the way up? Okay, fair enough. But bouncing from building to building in straight lines? On a descending fall, that might be painful, but going up, it looks amusingly silly.
** The Hall of Justice's transition from the Great Hall to the Plaza. Your target is smacked into a Boom Tube that leads to Darkseid's throne room, of all places. The obviously displeased ruler of [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Apokolips]] immediately gives your opponent a walloping before tossing him or her back out the Boom Tube (now leading to the Hall's exterior) with a final [[EyeBeams Omega Beam]] blast as if to say "And stay out!"
*** Vice versa is pretty funny too the target is walloped into a robot, who angrily tosses them over to Giganta, [[GrievousHarmWithABody who hits Atom Smasher with him/her a couple times]], then throws them through the ceiling of the Great Hall.
** Themyscira's Temple to Port. Another TraumaCongaLine, the opponent smashes into a statue, falls from the statue onto some stone steps, bounces down said steps, crashes into a lit brazier, flips over the brazier over a cliff, smashes into several trees on the way down, crashes into the cobblestone docks, and then the head of the statue s/he smashed into (which was knocked off in the initial crash and rolled after the opponent) promptly lands on top of him/her before bouncing off into the sea.
** The Batcave transition from the Lagoon to the Crime Lab. You smash the target into an elevator� then promptly leap in and deliver a [[CurbStompBattle flawless]] NoHoldsBarredBeatdown throughout the entire ascent, denting the poor thing everywhere in the process. It's especially funny if someone like [[LethalJokeCharacter Harley]] [[FightingClown Quinn]] is delivering the beatdown to someone like [[LightningBruiser Dooms]][[HumanoidAbomination day]].
* Some of the stage interactions are fairly amusing.
** The Flash doing an "offensive" interaction with a car = SuperSpeed head-slamming.
** In the Metropolis "Museum" subsection, one of the interactive options is a rocket-propelled grenade launcher that Gadget characters can pick up and shoot at their opponents. What do Power characters do? They scrunch it into a little ball and lob it like a hand grenade.
** In the Stryker's Island "Cell Block", Gadget characters can interact with the guard on the left of the arena by grabbing the guard's gun, shooting his/her opponent, and handing it back to the guard [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight like nothing ever happened]] ([[DoesNotLikeGuns Batman is an exception]]).
** Slamming an enemy's head into a robot's crotch will never get old.
* Batman's S.T.A.R. Labs training mission, if only for how depreciate the first objective is worded:
-->Show Nightwing how rusty you are.
* Sometimes during Grundy's Pain Chain (which can last for a while), specifically the attack booster, when Grundy performs the last maneuver (a reverse tombstone), he says "Grundy don't stop." The delivery makes it work.
* Quite a few of the Clash quotes are amusing.
** The Joker vs. Batman
--> '''Joker''': Smile!\\
'''Batman''' (deadpan): I ''am'' smiling.

-->'''Joker''': Funny meeting ''you'' here.\\
'''Batman''': Shut it, clown!
** Aquaman vs. Superman
--> '''Aquaman''': What makes you think you'll win?\\
'''Superman''': [[{{Badass}} I'm Superman]].
** Solomon Grundy vs. Green Arrow
--> '''Grundy''': Arrow man no hurt Grundy!\\
'''Green Arrow''': Arrow man ''yes''... hurt... Grundy.

--> '''Green Arrow''': Grundy, say "[[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} Fire bad]]".\\
'''Grundy''': [[RepeatAfterMe Fire is bad.]] (Alternatively: You not funny!)

--> '''Green Arrow''': Slow, stupid, and ugly.\\
'''Grundy''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Grundy not slow!]]

--> '''Grundy''': Puny arrows no hurt Grundy!\\
'''Green Arrow''': Then I'll use the non-puny ones!
** Killer Frost vs. Green Arrow
--> '''Killer Frost''': [[YouFightLikeACow Do you ever shut up?]]\\
'''Green Arrow''': Every other Tuesday.
** Catwoman vs. Harley Quinn
--> '''Catwoman''': So [[MadLove you and Joker?]]\\
'''Harley''': And [[DatingCatwoman you and Bats!]] (Alternatively: Don't knock it 'till you try it!)

-->'''Catwoman''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards Have you no self-respect?]]\\
'''Harley''': [[{{Hypocrite}} Says the girl in the kitty suit!]]
** Catwoman vs. Nightwing
-->'''Catwoman''': Still living in Batman's shadow?\\
'''Nightwing''': Still using a litter box?
** Catwoman vs. The Joker:
-->'''Catwoman''': You've no chance against me!\\
'''Joker''': Do I have a chance ''[[ShipperOnDeck with]]'' you?


--> '''Catwoman''': Watch yourself, gargoyle!\\
'''Joker''': Here, kitty kitty!
** Batman vs. Cyborg
-->'''Regime!Cyborg''': This is a criminal act!
-->'''Insurgency!Batman''': Talk to my lawyer!

-->'''Batman''': I can hurt you.
-->'''Cyborg''': For the record? You're scary.
** The Joker vs. Bane
-->'''Joker''': [[ItsPronouncedTropay Is it "Bane" or "Ban"?]]\\
'''Bane''': [[FelonyMisdemeanor Now you will suffer!]]

-->'''Bane''': Die, ''[[GratuitousSpanish payaso]]!''\\
'''Joker''': Someone needs a hug.
** Solomon Grundy vs. himself
-->'''Grundy #1''': [[MirrorMatch It's like looking in mirror]]!\\
'''Grundy #2''': Grundy hates mirrors!

-->'''Grundy #1''':Grundy think you handsome!\\
'''Grundy #2''': So does Grundy!
** Killer Frost vs. The Joker (sometimes)
--> '''Killer Frost''': Does this mean you don't like me?
--> '''Joker''': I don't like you!
** The Joker vs. Regime!Nightwing
--> '''Regime!Nightwing''': Let's end this, Joker.
--> '''Joker''': Past your bedtime?
** Aquaman vs. Ares
--> '''Aquaman''': You're not invincible!
--> '''Ares''': Actually, I am.
** The Flash vs. Green Arrow
--> '''Green Arrow''': I can hit a moving target.\\
'''Flash''': This one hits back!

-->'''Green Arrow''': [[BaldOfAwesome Not a hair on my head!]]\\
'''Flash''': I just shaved your head.
** Harley Quinn vs. Nightwing
--> '''Harley''': You fight like my grandma!\\
'''Nightwing (laughing)''': You fought your grandma?

-->'''Nightwing''': You're kinda hot for a psychotic.\\
'''Harley''': Charmed, I'm sure.
** Green Lantern vs. Sinestro
--> '''Sinestro''': Human scum!\\
'''Green Lantern''': Evil ''and'' racist!
*** If you downloaded the John Stewart skin (which has all of Hal's dialogue), it perhaps makes this exchange even funnier.
** Nightwing vs. Batman
--> '''Nightwing''': [[VitriolicBestBuds You wanna order Chinese later?]]
--> '''Batman''': Focus, Dick.

--> '''Batman''': Don't make me angry.
--> '''Nightwing''': When ''aren't'' [[TheStoic you]] [[NotSoStoic angry]]?
** The Joker vs. Harley Quinn
--> '''Harley''': I thought you loved me!
--> '''Joker''': We need to talk.

--> '''Harley''': Puddin', how could you?!
--> '''Joker''': (pulls out crowbar) Simple really. Like ''this''. (alternatively: Stop calling me that!)
** Killer Frost vs. The Flash
-->'''Killer Frost''': I know your weakness.
-->'''Flash''': Romantic comedies? (alternatively: Chocolate cake?)

-->'''Flash''': You're no Captain Cold.
-->'''Killer Frost''': Thank goodness for that. (alternatively: I out rank him.)

** Harley Quinn vs. Batman
-->'''Harley''': You're scary when you're mad!\\
'''Batman''': That's the idea.

-->'''Harley''': Some hero, hitting a lady!\\
'''Batman''': Do I ''have'' to say it?

-->'''Harley''': Let's dance, Bats!\\
'''Batman''': The song is over.

-->'''Batman''': Psychopaths like you-\\
'''Harley''': Blah, blah, blah!
** Green Arrow vs. Green Lantern
-->'''Green Arrow''': Nice target on your chest!\\
'''Green Lantern''': Still have to hit it!

-->'''Green Lantern''': [[BadassBoast Don't even need the ring!]]
-->'''Green Arrow''': Can I borrow it?

-->'''Green Arrow''': Why are we fighting?\\
'''Green Lantern''': You started it.
** Hawkgirl vs. Lex Luthor
-->'''Lex''': You look like a chicken.
-->'''Hawkgirl''': And ''you'' look like [[BaldOfEvil an egg]].

-->'''Lex''': I could use that belt.
-->'''Hawkgirl''': Or a breath mint.
** The Joker vs. Lex Luthor
-->'''Joker''': You're not laughing!\\
'''Lex''': Your jokes are stale.

-->'''Joker''': Is your little jumpsuit okay?\\
'''Lex''': [[DeadpanSnarker Your humor eludes me.]]

-->'''Lex''': [[VerbThis Laugh at this!]]\\
'''Joker''': ''You're'' the joke, Lexy.
** Green Arrow vs. Sinestro
-->'''Sinestro''': You fight with a toy!\\
'''Green Arrow''': ''You'' fight with ''jewelry''.

-->'''Sinestro''': Annoying little gnat!\\
'''Green Arrow''': Grow a ''real'' mustache! (alternatively: "Need some ice? Your head's swollen," or "No wonder Hal hates you.")
** Batgirl vs. The Joker
-->'''Batgirl''': I'm gonna send you to Hell!
-->'''Joker''': [[JokerImmunity Meh, that's overrated.]]
** Batman vs. Catwoman
-->'''Catwoman''': [[DatingCatwoman Don't you love me?]]
-->'''Batman''': Not right now.
** Shazam vs. Black Adam
-->'''Black Adam''': No hero can best me!
-->'''Shazam''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wow, even your]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint hair]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint is evil!]]
** Superman vs. The Flash
-->'''Superman''': Just as fast as you!
-->'''Flash''': Clark, [[MythologyGag we've settled this]].

-->'''Superman''': Speed isn't enough!
-->'''Flash''': Well, there's also my looks and my charm. (Alternatively, "That's what slow people say!")
** Batgirl vs. Catwoman
-->'''Catwoman''': I'm not sharing Batman with you!
-->'''Batgirl''': [[NoJustNoReaction What?! Ewww!]]
*** Made even funnier if you remember Bruce and Barbara's relationship in The Animated Series
** The Flash vs. Green Lantern
-->'''Green Lantern''': Stop right there, Barry.\\
'''Flash''': Green light means "go!"
** Scorpion vs. Batman
-->'''Scorpion''': You're no [[AnIcePerson Sub-Zero]].\\
'''Batman''': I'm Batman.
** Solomon Grundy vs. Batman
-->'''Batman''': Overgrown gorilla!
-->'''Grundy''': Me Grundy, not Grodd!
** Superman vs. Shazam
-->'''Superman''': Last chance, Billy.
-->'''Shazam''': Don't call me Billy!
** Raven vs. Cyborg
-->'''Raven''': I'm in no mood, Victor.
-->'''Cyborg''': Too much Trigon for breakfast?
** Green Arrow vs. Hawkgirl (via stock battle quotes)
-->'''Green Arrow''': [[AssShove How 'bout an arrow up your ass]]?
-->'''Hawkgirl''': [[AccidentalInnuendo Is]] [[TooKinkyToTorture that]] [[{{Fetish}} all]]?
** Deathstroke vs. Green Arrow (via stock battle quotes)
-->'''Deathstroke''': [[SadisticChoice Do you prefer]] [[CoolSword steel]] [[MoreDakka or lead]]?
-->'''Green Arrow''': [[TakeAThirdOption How 'bout an arrow]] [[AssShove up your ass]]?

* The Joker has a number of mid-battle funnies, like:
** His SillyWalk when charging during the Clash.
** One of his "hurt" sounds (specifically, the one used whenever he gets shocked) sounds more like the waggling of one's cheeks than anything painful.
** His back-dash is a silly little twirl.
* The Joker's fight intro.
--> '''Joker''': (as a dead cop, fake Irish accent) Watch out, Joker! This one looks kinda tough! (tosses the cop away) Really? [[UnderestimatingBadassery I think you underestimate me!]]
* In Lobo's DLC reveal trailer, his super consists of him whipping his opponent with his hook and chain before hitting them with his bike into the air, shooting them, then burns them up with fire coming from the bike all while giving the (censored) finger.
* Scorpion's intro - he's just about to finish Sub-Zero, only to be teleported to the Injustice universe. Needless to say, he's not happy about it.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAMriHw5jx0 Intro & Victory Swaps.]] Especially funny ones include Black Adam as Lobo (Complete with nonexistant Bike) and Lex Luthor's Doomsday suit.
** What about Scorpion as Clark Kent?
* Catwoman's screams when she's hit actually sound like a cat's.
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