* [[CatchPhrase "That belongs]] [[ItBelongsInAMuseum in a MUSEUM."]] [[TakeThat "SO DO YOU."]]
* In 1912, as a young Indy and fellow Boy Scout Herman stumble upon a bunch of bandits who discover the gold cross:
-->'''Herman''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
-->'''Young Indy''': Hey, it's just a ''snake''.
** He even ''picks it up and tosses it away'' as he said that!
* Indy breaking a floor tile in time to a Librarian stamping his books, with the Librarian looking in utter bewilderment at his suddenly incredibly noisy rubber stamp.
* After throwing out a Nazi official while in the disguise of an attendant: "No ticket!"
** Made even funnier by the fact that he's speaking plain American English to a bunch of German passengers.
*** Made even more funny when all of the said passengers pull out their tickets and frantically shout "TICKET!"
* Most of Indy and Henry's lines, in fact; SeanConnery and Harrison Ford have ''excellent'' comic timing for normally dramatic actors.
* [spotting fighter planes] "Dad! Eleven o'clock!" [Henry checks pocket watch] "...what happens at eleven o'clock?!"
** Just after that, when one of the enemy fighters gets on the biplane's tail, Henry Sr. takes up the gun and shoots at him... and [[OhCrap tears up his own plane's tail section]].
-->'''Indiana/Henry Jr.''': Dad, are we hit?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less. Son, I'm sorry; they got us.
* This:
-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "Junior, there's something I have to tell you...
-->'''Indy:''' "Don't get sentimental on me now, Dad. Save it for when we get out of here."
-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "The floor's on fire. See?"
-->'''Indy:''' "What?"
-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "...'''And''' the chair!"
** "Dad!" "What?" "DAD!" "WHAT??" "DAD!!" "WHAAAT?!?" "Head for the fireplace!"
** "Our situation has not improved."
** When they wind up on the opposite side of the secret door in the fireplace, they're in a communications room of some sort, at which point a woman looks up and notices them. They both give her awkward grins. She grins back... and yells, "ALARM!"
* The hilariously awkward {{beat}} between Indy and Henry Sr. when he finds out his dad slept with Elsa. Even better because it [[ThrowItIn wasn't in the script]].
** "She talks in her sleep."
*** "I'm just as human as the next man." "I ''was'' the next man!"
*** The little smirk he makes after he says it is hilarious.
* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
* "How does one get off this thing?" "(Brody gets knocked off the tank accidentally)" Made even funnier when Henry notices that Brody's no longer on the tank - you can see him lying there in the background, dazed and probably wondering what the hell just happened.
** And then a moment later:
-->'''Jones Sr.''': Where's Marcus?
* Sean Connery squawking like a seagull to scare a gigantic flock of seagulls into the air.
** They then cause the approaching Nazi plane to crash.
* The scene where they're trying to infiltrate the Nazi castle that Henry Sr. is being held in.
-->'''Butler''': This is a castle, and we have many tapestries; but if you are a Scottish lord, then ''I AM MICKEY MOUSE!''
-->'''Indy''': ''(In a hilariously bad Scottish accent)'' How dare he? ''*knocks out butler*''
** And when Indy comes crashing through the window of the room his dad is being held in, his dad cracks him over the head with (what he thinks is) an incredibly valuable Chinese vase. His dad is heartbroken at the loss, until he realizes it's a fake. Indy is more concerned about his possibly fractured skull.
* One of the German pilots actually trying to fly into the tunnel to chase after Indy and Henry, tearing off the plane's wings and setting it on fire, and ending up passing their car. The look on the pilot's face just says, "I did not think this through."
* This film remarkably has a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming ''AND'' CrowningMomentOfFunny all at the same time ''without a word of dialogue.'' When Henry Jones Sr., Marcus and Sallah watch the tank which they think Indy's inside go over a cliff, they all stand heartbroken on the edge of it. Indy gets up and dazedly walks to the cliff edge, staring confusedly along with everyone else.
** Just before the tank goes off the cliff, Indy's ''[[NiceHat hat]]'' seems to decide ScrewThisImOuttaHere!
* Sallah desperately trying to hint to Marcus that he should run as German soldiers close in on them, until he finally just shouts "Run!" and punches a soldier through his newspaper.
--> '''Marcus:''' ''(confused)'' Yes.
** Just before this, the GilliganCut from Indy telling the Nazis that they'll never be able to find Marcus as he'll blend in perfectly with the locals, to Marcus desperately asking if anyone speaks English.
*** Which has some of Marcus' most hilarious lines. For example:
-->'''Marcus:''' Does anybody here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? No, thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does anyone understand a word I'm saying?!
** And when Sallah tells Marcus to hide in a nearby shop, which is, in fact, a Nazi truck that drives off. Sallah can only stare and lean over in disappointment.
* As above, almost any time that DenholmElliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.
-->'''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
-->'''Henry''' (sighs): [[CallBack Got lost]] [[NoodleIncident in his own museum]], eh?
* A TemptingFate moment:
-->'''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
-->'''Indy''': Dad, we're well out of range.
-->'''''BOOM!'''''
-->''(Sallah's car was hit)''
-->'''Sallah''': That car belonged to my brother-in-law.
** It becomes a BrickJoke when Indy angrily tells Sallah that he doesn't need camels. Sallah explains they're not for transportation - they're to pay his brother-in-law back for the car.
* This exchange between Indy and Henry Sr. after it comes out that Indy brought the MacGuffin with him:
-->'''Henry Sr.''': I should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
-->'''Indy''': Will you take it easy?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
-->'''Indy''': I came here to save you!
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Oh yeah?! And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
-->'''Indy''': I ''told you''...*seizes a machine gun from a distracted guard, then mows away everyone with it, leaving his dad totally shocked*...''don't'' call me "Junior"!
** "Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!"
*** The best part is that it's ''[[Film/JamesBond James freakin' Bond]]'' getting upset over some bad guys getting killed.
* A similar exchange a bit later:
-->'''Henry Sr.''': [[CaptainObvious Those people are trying to kill us!]]
-->'''Indy''': I KNOW DAD!
-->'''Henry Sr.''' (cowed, quietly): Well, this is a new experience for me.
-->'''Indy''': *rolls eyes* [[LampshadeHanging It happens to me all the time.]]
* "What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?"
* When the Nazis offer the Sultan a chest of jewels and gold, he is not impressed - he '''is''' impressed by the Rolls Royce, however. Donovan quickly adjusts his plan, smiles, and tells the Sultan, "The keys are in the ignition."
* "You call this archaeology?"
* Indy laughing after killing the last Nazi motorcyclist chasing them, then doing a double-take at his father who just frowns disapprovingly and then casually winds his watch. Indy then glowers like he's thinking "Nothing's ever good enough for him!"
** Before the front wheel explosion, Henry was clearly impressed that Indy was using a flag poll as a jousting lance.
* Indy's bemused look when he somehow manages to kill three Nazis with ''a single shot'', the bullet passing through them like they were cardboard cutouts.
* When Indy is teaching a class and all the girls are gazing at him!
** Still!
** I swear, there are more girls this class than in the first movie. Makes you wonder how many female archaeologists were running around after World War II...
* When we find out where Indiana comes from. "The dog? You are named after the ''dog?''"
** Hey, he had a lot of fond memories of that dog.
* After dispatching one of the fighter planes in the tunnel.
--> '''Henry Sr''': Well, you can't get much closer then that!\\
''(Cue the remaining plane dropping a bomb near them, causing them to crash their car into the resulting crater)''
* Indy and Vogel are fighting atop the tank and one of the Nazis in it is watching from the periscope. He turns and says to his fellow officers in German, "Die Amerikaner, die kämpfen wie Weiber!" [[labelnote:translation]]Those Americans, they fight like hussies![[/labelnote]]. Indy in his struggle, unintentionally kicks the scope causing it to turn inside and hit the soldier from behind.
* "This is intolerable!"
* Sallah's introduction to Jones, Sr. while the latter is dangling from a tank.
-->"Father of Indy, give me your hand!"
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