* Index's SelfHarm moments are a plenty. Some people so far sans Touma call her out on it.
--> '''Komoe''': Oh Jesus Christ, stop that!
--> '''Index''': *Still stabbing herself* Jesus has nothing to do with this!
* Alternatively, the above quote could be interpreted as Index proving to Komoe that magic is real by [[PeoplePuppets magically controlling Komoe's body]].
--> '''Komoe''': *Repeatedly ramming her right knee against the underside of her table against her will* Oh Jesus Christ, stop that!
--> '''Index''': Jesus has nothing to do with this!
* When Touma orders a lot of food in Episode 2.
--> '''Touma''': I'll have a number 9, a number 9 large, [[RunningGag a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese]], [[AndADietCoke and a diet Coke]].
--> '''Mikoto''': (Diet? Diet!? Oh my god, he can't be ''that'' stupid!)
--> '''Pickup Guy''': Uh, what size is the cup?
--> '''Touma''': Large.