* Diana's reaction to finding out her real name is Dawn Budgie.
-->'''Diana:''' That's a terrible fucking name.
* The whole fight between Sandy and Diana at her house, which ends with Sandy throwing a waffle iron at the back of Diana's head to knock her down.
** It's even funnier in the unrated cut, when Sandy subsequently ''whacks Diana across the face with a guitar'' after she recovers and continues to try to escape him.
* This scene, when Skiptracer, Marisol and Julian are being arrested by police.
-->'''Julian:''' "He shot me!" \\
'''Skiptracer:''' "You shot me first!" \\
'''Police officer:''' "Doesn't matter. We're all going down town." \\
'''Julian:''' "For what? I'm in a trunk!"
* Also, when Marisol and Julian were being put in the trunk.
-->'''Julian:''' "Hey, man, this is some bullshit. If you wanna kill me, you could just kill me right now. I ain't gotta get in this motherfucking trunk." \
''(Skiptracer [[DramaticGunCock cocks gun]])'' \\
'''Julian:''' "I'm gonna get in this motherfucking trunk for now."
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