* From the opening cutscene, right after Ninja accidentally kills his master:
-->'''Ninja:''' [gasp] Master... you're... dead...!\\
'''Sensei:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Your grasp of the obvious astounds me...]]
* After an IceCreamKoan too many:
-->'''Ninja:''' It's all crystal now... Yeah there was me, thinking you WERE AN IDIOT!\\
"Yeah yeah yeah. As my grandmother once said to me: (''unintelligible'') She was mad too."
* Every time you skip through Sensei's dialogue, this is accompanied by the sound effect of Ninja doing an annoyed "SHHH!".

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