* Sydney roaring at the guy who stepped in the dog's poop.
* Peter's attempts to scream or to sound cool.
* Doug calling Peter a whore.
* Virtually any time Peter tries to be cool.
** "I will see you then, or I will see you at another time!"
** "Laters on the menjay."
* The exchange between Peter's father and brother after Peter explains that he never had good friends because his family moved around a lot.
-->'''Father''': Well, Robbie always managed to have friends. Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks.\\
'''Mother''': OSWALD!\\
'''Robbie''': No mom, its true, I totally did.
* "Return the favor", Sydney slyly telling Zooey in front of her entire family that she should give blowjobs to Peter more often.
* "Elmo". EVERYTHINGYAGOT!
* One of Peter's costumers is right - the billboards are hysterical.