* Devi's boss's appointment with Jhonen Vasquez.
-->Devi's Boss: "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!"
-->Jhonen Vasquez: "Um..."
* One of [[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Nny's]] lines to Devi:
-->Nny: "Or maybe you'd turn into some hideous, madness plagued lunatic bent on performing ghoulishly obscene acts of murder from which there is no conceivable redemption?"
-->Devi: "Nope!"
-->Nny: "Damn, so that's just me, huh?"
-->Devi: "What?"
-->Nny: "Nuthin'..."
* Devi's [[WeirdnessMagnet attempts at dating]]:
** First guy dies after trying to get in her pants. Not from crashing his car dodging a mongoose, but from being smothered by the late airbag. And assuming it's Devi's arse. To be fair, the mongoose [[IdiotBall had taken his brain]].
** "He '''shit''' in his '''fucking pants'''! It was practically shooting out of every orifice! It was like watching an outhouse explode! It ruined dinner! [[{{Callback}} I'm trying to eat here, could you please stop POOPING!]]"
** [[{{Callback}} Vampire wannabe]] makes his enterance with smokebombs, introduces a mummy wannabe (who uses bees instead of smokebombs), has a fang fall out, escapes with more smoke bombs... [[EpicFail and sets himself on fire]].
** ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac. Tellingly, this is the most normal flashback out of the bunch. Then again, it occurred before he tried to kill her.
** [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Zombie date eats the waiter's brains.]]
* Sickness' varying attempts to poison Devi's creating process include getting random people to come over (which she knows [[HatesEveryoneEqually Devi hates]]), getting Devi to [[OhCrap injure her own hands]], and [[LoudOfWar singing songs she knows Devi hates]].
** How many ways can an evil demon doll stall someone antisocial as Devi from painting something? In a single apartment building? It gets [[{{Mindscrew}} surprisingly]] [[RunningGag repetitive.]]
*** It eventually has to resort to a fat old lady getting stuck in the middle of the hallway, completely and totally blocking it off and forcing Devi to wedge herself between it and the walls.