! Hulk Vs. Thor

* Loki tries to lift Mjolnir. Even given the fact that he was using the Hulk's strength to do so, it doesn't go well.
* Loki sending Bruce Banner skidding a long way across a room by casually backhanding him (barely even touching him). Yes, Loki [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu just pimp-smacked Banner.]]
* Thor tries encouraging Loki to march into battle with him, Loki is less than receptive.
-->'''Thor:''' Fight with me brother! Or die alone.
-->'''Loki:''' Not much of a threat considering we're already in Hel...

! Hulk Vs. Wolverine

* TheStinger at the end of the Wolverine segment:
--> *''Deadpool crawls out of wreckage''*
--> '''Deadpool:''' ...I can't believe it! I'm alive! ''I'm aliiiiiiiiiiii-''
--> *''Gets stomped on by Hulk's super leap''*
--> '''Deadpool:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...ow...]]
** Way to make me nearly drown on dry land, fellas.
* All of Deadpool's dialogue, which was 90% improvised by NolanNorth.
** "Noooooooo! Thaaaaaat waaaaaaas my favoriiite gunnnnnn!"
** "Logan, buddy! It's me, Deadpool! I shot yooooou. :D"
** "Roooock-a-bye...BANG!"
** "Hey, do you still have that indestructible skull?"
*** *''metallic ping''* "OWW! Dammit..!"
** "Who wants snacks? YOU DO!"
** "Logan, [[BlatantLies I think we lost him!]]"
** "And I shot 'im in the ass, with one of these! What? I did."
--->'''Deadpool:''' Logan. We missed you. The Weapon X isn't the same without you. Nobody calls me "bub" anymore! And Omega Red's a bed wetter! * just then Omega Red enters with the Doc*
--->'''Omega Red:''' One day I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson.
--->'''Deadpool:''' [whispers] He's very ashamed.
** Deadpool loves pointy things.
--->'''Professor:''' We put considerable time and money into you.
--->'''Deadpool:''' And pointy things!
** "You know, I'd would think that the last thing he said was, 'AAAAAAAAAAH, Sabertooth!'"
** "Strike a pose!"
** "BANG! Just kidding."
** Deadpool struggling to get his arm back together.
--->[[IncrediblyLamePun "Could you give me a hand?"]]
* "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HULK! HATE! CLAW PEOPLE]]!"
** "[[BerserkButton TALKING MAN HURT HULK!]] '''HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!'''''
---> '''Deadpool:''' My head? Aw crap....
* Hulk and Lady Deathstrike's yelling contest deserves a mention.
* On a meta note, Creator/FredTatasciore and Creator/SteveBlum recorded together and had to be pulled apart slightly, because the pair were acting it up so much that the staff were worried they'd both clock each other.