* The whole book is highly quotable, giving us such lines as "Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess."
* "By 2005, 'World Wide Web' was starting to sound like something [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns would say to Smithers.]]"
* "This particular blunder is known as '{{deus ex machina}}', which is French for 'Are you fucking kidding me?'"
** Later: "This type of ending is a special instance of 'deus ex machina', known as the 'folie adieu', which is French for 'Are you FUCKING kidding me?'"