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* Gordon finding a large spoon in the Juniper Inn.
--> '''Gordon:''' What is this? Were you born with this in your mouth?\\
'''Robert Dean II:''' Don't I wish. That was a gift.\\
'''Gordon:''' From a giant?
* In the Keating Hotel episode, Gordon comments with one of the guests about the color of the lobby. She jokes that it looks like a brothel. When Gordon questions her about it, she replies "I've been told about them", and Gordon replies "Well, I can confirm that".
** The hotel itself is easily one of the most bizarre in the series, the entire place having been designed with the consultation of ''car designers''. [[ForegoneConclusion As you can well imagine, it didn't make for the most functional of hotels]].
** When Gordon decides to try out his in-room Jacuzzi tub (which was placed right in front of the entrance for some reason), he turns on the water jets and immediately [[EyeScream gets sprayed in the face with a burst of soapy water.]]
* In Brick Hotel, Gordon sees a miniature dining set on a space in the wall. He takes it out and sits in one of the chairs, and asks the housekeeping lady to sit on the other chair.
* At the River Rock Inn Gordon took a look at the bed under UV light, saw that it [[{{Squick}} looked like a Pollock painting]], and promptly took out a [[CrazyPrepared sleeping bag]].
** {{WebVideo/Vinesauce}} Vinny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgB5VgmgCuE points out]] that the ManipulativeEditing makes the line even funnier by [[AccentOnTheWrongSyllable highlighting the slightly unusual accent]] Ramsay places on the word "Mosaic".
--->"It's like a mosaiccchh, of zzzssemen."
** Also from the Brick Hotel, the housekeeper becoming flabbergasted after seeing how terrible the rooms are, especially the "[[CoveredInGunge white]]" curtains.
--->'''Housekeeper:''' I thought the curtains were ''GOLD''.
* In Meson de Mesilla, the owner takes to the stage and sings several of Music/{{Cher}}'s songs while Gordon and the other guests try to enjoy their lunches. The customers are all flabbergasted at her impromptu and mediocre performance. At one point, Gordon asks another guest what she thinks is worse: the food or the music. The guest replies that [[StealthInsult they complement each other very well.]]
* In the Vienna Inn, Gordon sends a dish back to the kitchen, with the compliment to the chef that the decorative edible flowers around his plate were delicious. It leads to this exchange.
--> '''Val:''' Jonathan, [[DamnedByFaintPraise the flowers were absolutely delicious]].\\
'''Jonathan:''' The ''flowers''?
* In Hotel Chester, Gordon Ramsay takes over an hour to receive his lunch, so he goes to take a nap. Right after it arrives, Lindsey finds the table empty and [[PrecisionFStrike flatly says "Dammit"]]. The way she says it is just plain hilarious.
** From the same episode, David says he loves his wife, but that she sometimes gets a "[[HairTriggerTemper chef's temperament]]", which he describes as a chef "flying off the handle very easily". Considering that he's saying this to [[ClusterFBomb Gordon]], well...
* In the Applegate Lodge, Ramsay finds himself woken up in the dead of night by a MushroomSamba... as in, there are ''literal'' dancing mushrooms in a room filled with loud music and stoned-out hippies.
--> '''Gordon:''' (''to a guest'') Welcome to the fucking madhouse!
* The "Murder Mystery Dinner" in the Roosevelt Inn is full of {{Narm}} HamAndCheese. Even before Ramsay fixed up the hotel, the owner was having fun with it. Even better: [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments according to visitors, they run it more efficiently now]], and have taken to fully embracing the {{Narm}}, turning it into StylisticSuck.
* In the Four Seasons Inn, Gordon after taking one bite out of doughy curry bread, proceeds to give said bread to the owner's dog. Soon after Gordon checks the dogs' pulse just to make sure they were still alive.
* At the Curtis House, Gordon starts off the episode by pretending to take a nap in the lobby and “stealing” the book with guests’ full names and credit card information. The [[TheComicallySerious receptionist’s reactions]] are what makes it hilarious.
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