* Roy? ROY!
* Without a doubt in Part Deux: Topper firing the chicken.
* [[http://youtu.be/SVGLJAxp6Oo "You win..."]]
* The random, hilarious and yet romantic ''Lady and the Tramp'' spoof in Part Deux.
* Topper grabs Saddam's arm and tries to throw him, but he just made him stand in front of him with his gun. Even Topper looks confused.
* "I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, 'What I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger. [[HoYay And a woman]].'"
* "I smell a rat."
* Dexter falls off a cliff, WileECoyote style.
-->'''Topper:''' He really was a wiener.\\
'''Ramada:''' Don't get me started.
* The President grabs a bust of UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln, and removes the top of Lincoln's head:
-->'''President Benson:''' Cookie?
-->'''Colonel Walters:''' No thank you sir.
-->'''President Benson:''' Young lady?
-->'''Michelle:''' No thank you sir.
-->'''President Benson:''' No I was just offering him a young lady.
* Washout ejects...right into the underside of Deadmeat's plane.
-->'''Washout''': Do me a favor, don't land!
* Topper runs out of ammo for his M60 and ''throws'' a pile of bullets at some mooks.
** And it ''works'' and they all fall to the ground as if shot.
* The DrillSergeantNasty telling one of the pilots that the next time he sees their ugly face that it's to be shaven. Said pilot is a rather attractive woman.
-->'''Sergeant''': Suck in that chest!\\
'''Female pilot''': ''(inhales and makes her breasts stick up more)''
* The line "It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.". Probably because it sounds so much like something Reagan or Bush Sr. ''could'' have said.
* Those poor monks when Michelle shows up with the Colonel. Vow of celibacy and all ([[FridgeLogic like their fathers and their father's fathers...]])
* "[[ActorAllusion I loved you in]] WallStreet!" in a scene that was ''already'' doing simultaneous shoutouts to {{Film/Platoon}} and Film/ApocalypseNow.
* Admiral Benson's first address to the recruits:
--> '''Benson''': You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
* This, when the crew is out at sea:
--> '''Benson''': Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.\\
'''Officer''': But, sir, we're on the mission.\\
'''Benson''': Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.\\
'''Officer''': It could be ''days''.\\
'''Benson''': (slightly annoyed) ...Then put some food in the life raft, for God's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything!
* [[OneManArmy BLOODIEST]] [[BodyCountCompetition MOVIE]] [[MoreDakka EVER!]]
* The limo driver trying to watch Topper and Michelle have sex. He variously uses public pay binoculars, a film camera and popcorn until Topper closes off the front section. Next time we see him, he's outside the limo, taking photographs.
* The sex scene between Topper and Michelle is itself pretty funny. She ties him down, even having him lend a finger so she can get the knot, despite the other hand being tied to the opposite bedpost. She walks up stairs, onto a diving board, and flips onto the bed. Finally, she's riding him while swinging a cowboy hat and shooting a revolver into the air while yelling "Yippy!"
** Don't forget the ShoutOut to ''Film/BasicInstinct'' as she grabs a screwdriver from beside the bed and stabs it... right at a loose squeaky screw just above Topper's head.