* The DrillSergeantNasty telling one of the pilots that the next time he sees their ugly face that it's to be shaven. Said pilot is a rather attractive woman.
-->'''Sergeant''': Suck in that chest!\\
'''Female pilot''': ''(inhales and makes her breasts stick up more)''
* "Why are you mad at me? ''He's'' the one who ate your father!"
* Admiral Benson's war wounds:
** He had most of his bladder blown off at Guadalcanal.
** He has a shell the size of a fist in his head (from Pork Chop Hill), and the only way his hairpiece stays on is by having a quarter of his head magnetized.
** Has sensitive ear canals because he took a bullet in Corregidor. He's able to pull a piece of cloth in one ear and out the other.
** He can't smell because his nostrils were fried in Panmunjom.
** His skull has been made of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CorningWare CorningWare]] ever since Normandy.
** He has ceramic eyes, due to a bazooka in the face at Little Bighorn or Okinawa... "the one without the Indians."
* Admiral Benson's first address to the recruits:
--> '''Benson''': I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, 'What I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger. [[HoYay And a woman]]. You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
* Before take-off in training:
--> "Show me what you can do.\\
Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter.\\
Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy."
* Washout ejects...right into the underside of Deadmeat's plane.
-->'''Washout''': Do me a favor, don't land!
* [[Disney/PeterPan "Wendy, I can fly!"]]
* The horrible doctor when Dead Meat is taken to the hospital:
--> '''Doc''': We gotta work fast. I got a lunch.\\
'''Topper''': I think you're missing the big picture, Doc.\\
'''Doc''': Nurse, check his penis; is it longer than mine?\\
'''Nurse''': No, Doctor.\\
'''Doc''': Good. Now this is gonna hurt. ''(bites Dead Meat's nose)''\\
'''Dead Meat''': Ow!\\
'''Doc''': Nurse, give me 15cc of morphine, quickly! ''(puts the needle in himself)''\\
'''Topper''': Can you save him?\\
'''Doc''': Can't be sure. I'm not a good doctor.
* "Morale on this base is shot to hell. Just look out there. ''(looking at a painting)'' Quiet. Hardly a man moving. Roy? ROY! ''(swats hand down)'' Ugh. Huh? I even went to school with that man. It's just not the same. Been ignoring me all day. Remind me to send him a note."
** In the same scene, his total 180 on Dead Meat Thompson, who he was praising earlier:
--> '''Block''': Sir, may I say something? I know Harley acted irresponsibly. But his kind lives on the edge. Always willing to take a chance. Now, we need Topper for this mission for just that reason.\\
'''Benson''': I like your thinking, Colonel. Besides, Thompson wasn't that good a pilot anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. [[SpeakIllOfTheDead Poor bastard's better off dead.]]
* This, when the crew is out at sea:
--> '''Benson''': Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.\\
'''Officer''': But, sir, we're on the mission.\\
'''Benson''': Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.\\
'''Officer''': It could be ''days''.\\
'''Benson''': (slightly annoyed) ...Then put some food in the life raft, for God's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything!
* When Topper and Kent fight, they put in mouth guards but this causes them to [[TheUnintelligible be unable to understand what each other is saying.]] Then Topper punches Kent:
--> '''Kent''': Augh! My face!\\
'''Topper''': My hand!
* On take-off for the mission, a small yipping dog chases after one of the planes taking off.
* [[TheFunInFuneral Deadmeat's funeral]]. Upon hearing the twenty one gun salute, Admiral Benson pulls out his sidearm and returns fire. [[CrazyPrepared He's even carrying grenades with him]].
* When a pilot pulls his plane into a handicapped spot, a wheelchair-bound man comes up to him, yelling, "Have you no decency?!"
* Topper thinks fast and comes up with a reason for his erratic flying:
-->'''Topper''': I thought I saw Elvis.\\
'''Block:''' Let it go, Topper. The King is gone. Let's head for home.
** And then at the end of the film, The King is included in the "dead people montage".