* The music montage in the movie with a frantic Mike Giardello uselessly running around and beating up suspects while Kellerman chooses to ignore him completely and to have lunch.
* Pretty much anything JustForFun/JohnMunch says though his "Montel Williams" [[RantInducingSlight rant]] is definitely up there.
* The detectives reading you your rights in "The Documentary".
* Howard quitting Smoking and Felton's overreaction to it, and Bayliss getting Pembleton to smoke.
* Munch ruining Bolander's and Howard's double date.
* ''Lewis'': You're like a father figure to me, big man.
** ''Bolander'': You ever repeat that, I'll gut you.
* The "Electrolite Neutron Magnetic Scan Test" definitely counts.
* Howard twitting Pembleton about her reasons for stopping smoking in "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes". Ed Danvers the "Alpha male", indeed.