For funny moments from Strong Bad Emails, go [[Funny/StrongBadEmail here]].
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[[folder: Specific Characters ]]

* Pick a Senor Cardgage quote. ''[[WordSaladHumor Any]]'' [[WordSaladHumor quote]].
--> '''Senor Cardgage''': I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I [[{{Malaproper}} steep some identificaption]]?
* Homsar's [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.html character video]], in which ''the background is upside-down'' as he speaks.
-->'''Homsar:''' Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar, the captain of the gravy train. (''hat briefly turns into an engineer's hat'') Climb aboard! (''hat turns back to normal'') I brought my best foot flowered. Pshoo!

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[[folder: Big Toons ]]

* [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cantsayjob.html Coach Z's best attempt to pronounce "job"]]--it comes out as "JYEAROREAROREAYEAROREORB!!!!"
* From [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/whereis.html "Where's The Cheat?"]]:
--> '''Homsar''': Whuaaaaaa, oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!
--> '''Strong Sad''': I shanked your Jenga ship? We're playing Connect Four.
--> '''Bubs''': Hey you guys! Where The Cheat is at?
--> '''Strong Sad''': Oh, I don't know. It's just us two.
--> '''Homsar''': Uh, hey, Tubs! I just lost my Jenga Jam!
--> '''Bubs''': Don't you talk to me. (walks off)
* From "Bug in Mouth Disease", Homestar turns to Bubs for advice regarding a swallowed bug, and Bubs tries to convince Homestar to buy a new pancreas.
-->'''Homestar:''' Bubs, are you some kind of unethical quack?\\
'''Bubs:''' [[BrutalHonesty The most quackin'-est!]]
** "I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow individually ended up priced and labeled in an online auction." "Nobody buy the blue ones!"
** "That was a great skillet-nap!"
** "The good times are over! I swallowed your computer!" "[[BigWhat YOU]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?]]''"
** "Awww... now my head isn't taped to the TV..."
** "You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show!"
** "The world is saved! I found the blue ones!"
** Homestar keeps trying to ask Strong Bad's help, who tells him to buzz off. When Homestar pops behind the couch, Strong Bad gives him an OffHandBackhand with his frying pan that knocks him out to the "skillet-nap".
* [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/doughnutstand.html Overly angry Bubs]] from "Donut Unto Others".
-->"I'm ''[[SarcasmMode delighted]]'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away from me''!"
* From [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/datenite.html Date Nite]].
** "Ordinarily, I drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', maybe I should drown them in... drowning them!"
*** "Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
** "Mmm, my almond-encrusted Chilean sea marshmallow was just delicious. How was your hot dog?"
** Strong Bad being an Italian chef... [[EpicFail in a French restaurant]].
---> "Um... s-snails?"
*** And as Marzipan and The Cheat glare at him, Strong Bad remarks, "Yeah... you know, I didn't really research this role."
** Homestar and Strong Bad's cardboard box submarine.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!

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[[folder: Short Toons ]]

* Senor Mortgage...hoo boy. Guess who the main character is in this toon?
-->'''Senor Cardgage:''' Act now, and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds.
* From [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/drivethru.html Drive-Thru]]:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' My The Cheat wants to know what your crappy toy is this week.
-->'''Drive-Thru Whale:''' It's brown.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' (to The Cheat) It's brown.
-->'''The Cheat:''' ''(starts sobbing)''
-->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(condescendingly)'' Well I guess they're ''out'' of blue ones!
* Coach Z dressed as Drive-Thru Whale in ''Blubb-O's Commercial'':
--> '''Coach Z'''': Hey dere, kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! '''I'LL CHOP OFF YER LEGS!!'''
--> '''Strong Sad''': Sometimes it seems like you're ''trying'' to go to prison, Coach Z.
--> '''Coach Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!
* [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/onbreak.html You're going have to share a bathroom / with some kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...]]
* It's the loading screen! It's the loading screen! I can't believe [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/loadingscreens.html this cartoon]] is just all the loading screens!
* The easter egg at the end of [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/79secondsleft.html 79 Seconds Left]]: "This composition book belongs to...The LEG-- Aw, crap! [[DumbassHasAPoint Homestar was right]]. This just spells 'Leg'!"

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[[folder: Marzipan's Answering Machine ]]

* When Homestar regrets a message he sent to [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer9.html Marzipan's Answering Machine]], he tries to get rid of it by saying it ''backwards''.[[note]]don't bother trying to play it forwards, though: it's gibberish either way[[/note]] When Pom Pom [[IntelligibleUnintelligible "tells"]] him this doesn't work, Homestar replaces the tape with one containing fake messages. Needless to say, the impressions he does of Marzipan, Strong Bad, Coach Z, ''himself'', and Strong Sad are hilariously terrible.
* [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer10.html Homestar takes prank-calling lessons from Strong Bad.]] [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues as Homestar tries to come up with a good prank-calling nickname]].
--> '''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Sugarface. ''(softly)'' Okay, now what?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugarface.\\
'''Homestar:''' Okay. ''(louder)'' I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... ''(suddenly starts singing)'' and gets run over by a lawnmower blade!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What?\\
'''Homestar:''' I chose to end in song!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, boy... Remember how I said this is a six-week course?\\
'''Homestar:''' Yeah, I'm excited!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, it turns out it's cancelled.\\
'''Homestar:''' Aw, man!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, it's a shame.\\
'''Homestar:''' Oh well. It's still the second-best 500 bucks I ever spent.
* Another one was when Strong Mad was trying to do a prank phone call via answering machine, with Strong Bad yelling in the background about how "Is your refrigerator running?" doesn't work on an answering machine.
* In one Answering Machine Strong Bad, sounding disinterested, prank-calls Marzipan pretending to be "Goat-Face" before giving up and just calling her ugly.


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[[folder: Holiday Cartoons ]]

* In "The House That Gave Sucky Treats":
--> '''The King of Town''': ''(dressed as HagarTheHorrible)'' Trick-Or-Treat! I'm horrible!
--> '''Strong Bad''': [[DeadpanSnarker You got that right!]]
** Any of the treats you give Strong Bad (dressed as CarmenSandiego).
*** If you give him a fun size Butterfinger:
---> "Oh, a 'fun size' candy bar? Tell me this: what's fun about eating less candy? Maybe if you gave me an entire bag of them it would be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this thing is smearing it all over your door when I leave." (does so)
*** If you give him a marshmallow bunny:
---> "Why you lazy crap for crap! All you've got is old freakin' Easter candy? This thing's rock hard, man! Well, you just made it onto my 'People I gotta egg today' list." ''(shows off that list)''
*** And if you give him an apple:
---> "What is ''this'' crap? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs hippie dentist]]?"
** Any of the treats Marzipan (dressed as [[Music/TheRamones Joey Ramone]]) is given:
*** If you give her some candy corn:
---> "Candy corn? Do you have any real corn? Or Indian corn?"
*** If you give her some rice cakes:
---> "Hey, rice cakes! I like to eat these without water."
*** But the best is if you give her a steak (she's a GranolaGirl):
---> "Is this some kind of a joke? It's not funny."
**** What is particularly funny is that while she is talking, Strong Bad is sneaking several more steaks into her bag.
* "Homestar Presents: Presents" has Homestar's reaction to realizing he forgot to do his holiday shopping until ''10 PM on the night of the holiday in question'', which is basically to shout "{{Oh crap}}!" for various reasons, culminating in an OffscreenCrash followed by a deadpan "Oh crap, I fell down the stairs."
** "And now I ran out of the house, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked somehow.]]"
** "Foolish Homestar! Decemberween is not about getting people presents. [[SpoofAesop It's about getting people good presents!]] ''Good'' presents! Not this [[ConvenienceStoreGiftShopping last-minute discount crap]] you're trying to foist on us!
* "Senorial Day", a parody of ads for Memorial Day car dealership sales with dueling {{Kitschy Local Commercial}}s for "The Senorial Day Tent Event Suprasale" and "Bubsotathon".
-->'''Senor Cardgage:''' Gamble around the campfire, children! It's Senor Cardgage with the Senorial Day... Tent Thing that guy talked about.
* Pretty much all of the Halloween [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Fan_Costumes Fan Costume commentaries]], but especially Strong Bad's song during the montage of bad Homestar costumes in the 2009 edition.
-->Oh, a red t-shirt and taped-on star\\
Has anybody told you how terrible you are?\\
Some white face-paint, or maybe none at all\\
Just standin' around in your front hall!
** Strong Bad's reaction to a rather poorly-done Trogdor costume in the 2005 edition.
--> "I said 'S and more different S', ''not'' 'Seven or... more different... crescent wrench'. And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm!?"
** This exchange from 2006:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' (''Looking at a guy in a Homestar costume, whose face can be seen inside the papier-mâché Homestar mask, next to a guy in a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] costume.'') Guess a little chicken wire and papier-mâché... goes ''not'' a very long, long way. Wait a minute, Homestar, who's that in your mouth? Did you eat Luigi?!
-->'''Homestar:''' Yes, Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms...
** Strong Bad being horrified and confused over finding a woman in a Homestar costume hot.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ha-a, dar dar dar dar DA-A!! So confused... what to think?? Hot Homestar?!? My brain is splitting in half!
-->'''Homestar:''' Oh, hey Strong Bad!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Daa! You get outta here!
-->'''Homestar:''' Whoa, you sound tense. Do you want me to give you, like, a back rub or anything?
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh... yes! '''NO!''' I... don't know! '''''Next picture, next picture!!'''''
-->'''Homestar:''' I think this is the last one, sweetie.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' (screams, which recedes in volume as though he is running away)
-->'''Homestar:''' I should probably stop calling everyone "sweetie".
** Strong Bad's reaction to a rather attractive woman wearing a "The Pizz" (from the Pizza e-mail) costume.
--> "Oh, [[OverlyLongGag you're hired, you're hired, you're hired, you're hired, you're hired, you're hired...."]]
* This exchange in "Which Ween Costumes?":
-->'''Strong Bad''': Uhh, why does this feel... weird?
-->'''Homestar''': What are you talking about? We stand around in the snow in Decemberween costumes every year. It's our thing. It's what we do.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Are you sure? I think we may have gotten our... [[AccidentalInnuendo weens crossed]]...
-->'''Strong Sad''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Can you please never say that again~?!]]
* The entirety of "A Mother's Day Message", where the Homestar characters force Strong Bad to give this kind of message after losing a bet (and while [[ForcedIntoTheirSundayBest wearing a cute little boy's sailor suit]]):
-->'''Homestar''': Go on...
-->'''Strong Bad''': (clears throat; mumbling) Happy Mother's Day.
-->'''Homestar''': Whaaaaat?
-->'''Strong Bad''': (slightly louder, but still low) Happy Mother's Day.
-->'''Homestar''': (singsong voice) We can't hear you!
-->'''Strong Bad''': (explodes) HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!
* This [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/payplus.html April Fools Day]] prank.
* And yet another April Fools Day [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/underconstruction.html prank]].
-->'''Stinko Man:''' Hey, Stickly Man! ''Whaaaat'' are you doing?
* After years of almost nothing following the release of "A Decemberween Mackerel" and "Which 'Ween Costumes?" in 2010, April Fools' Day 2014 saw... well, [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/aprilfools_2014_final.swf this]].
-->'''Homestar Runner:''' "How come you stopped updating the best feature on your website?" And to that I answer: You mean how come I stopped updating [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the Hairstyle Runner gallery back in the year 2000?]] I don't know! Let's go update it right now, Joshy!
** Homestar [[OverlyLongGag laughing way too hard at a picture of himself with "P." on his face]]. "Who puts a period after the letter P?"
** The "Colorarized" version of Old-Timey Homestar: "Sorry, Sickly Sam, you're an affront to God and man!"
** The new words for Homestar Talker:
-->'''Homestar Runner:''' Kitchenette! Strong Bad! Is! Making! Draconian! Marshmallow! Poink!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Draconian marshmallow poink?! Oh, that is it! I'm going to appear on screen! Now.
-->'''Homestar Runner:''' Alright!
** Strong Bad decides to update ''his'' most popular feature: "strongbad_eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_[[BaitAndSwitch windows98desktoptheme]]!" Made even funnier by the UnexplainedRecovery of the Compy 386.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Welcome to Windows 98. ''[[SuddenlyShouting Why are you still]] [[LampshadeHanging using Windows 98?!]] What is wrong with you?! [[HypocriticalHumor Stop buying computers from thrift stores, man!!]]''

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[[folder: Other ]]

* The [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/firsttime.html first time video]]
-->'''Homestar Runner''': Oh, hello. Welcome to homestarrunner.net!\\
'''Director''': It's "dot com".\\
'''Homestar Runner''': Oh, right. Homestarrunner.net--[[ComicallyMissingThePoint it's dot com]]!
*
--> '''Homestar''': Okay, this time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.
--> '''Director''': ...go ahead, we're rolling.
--> '''Homestar''': Oh! I am Homestar, and [[CaptainObvious This is A Website]]!
*
--> '''Homestar:''' Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ''(long pause)'' Isn't that great?
--> '''Strong Bad:''' Oh, I can't take it anymore! ''(knocks Homestar aside; [[SarcasmMode sarcastically imitating Homestar]])'' Hello, and welcome to I'm-A-Big-Moron-Who-Can't-Remember-His-Lines-dot-com! ''(calmer)'' No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but ''I'm'' the reason you're here.
--> '''Homestar:''' ''(leans in)'' It's true.
--> '''Strong Bad:''' Check me out! No, seriously, check me out.
* Before they were discontinued in 2008, if you bought something from the store, you were given a thank-you message from one of the characters. They were also time-oriented, so depending on what time of day something was bought, you'd get a message that corresponded. If you bought something from midnight to 5 AM, Homestar would come out in his pajamas and say...
--> ''"(yawn) Oh...hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um...(yawn)...you should really get to bed."''
** What's even better is if you try to [[http://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html watch those flashes]] on the website now.
* One of the old intro decision pages has one... [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Intro_decision_page_with_store.png awkward button placement]] for "come on in".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0m-k6qZMx8 This]] intro for Creator/WilWheaton (or, as Strong Bad calls him, [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "Hwil Hweaton"]]) at [=W00tstock=] 5.0
-->'''Strong Bad:''' This one isn't a rule so much as it is a question: can anybody explain Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} to me?