* Someone asked the Makaras [[Music/InsaneClownPosse how magnets work.]] The Grand Highblood actually started giving a coherent and scientific explanation, before [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall sensing the reader's confusion that a Makara knows how a magnet works.]]
* In Chapter 21, after Nepeta becomes Gamzee and Eridan's auspistice, she goes straight to her shipping wall.
-->'''Gamzee:''' Are you updating that stupid shipping wall?
-->'''Eridan:''' Oh cod, the fuckin’ shipping wall - wwe’re gonna end up auspisticisin’ for Nep and eweryone else when she rambles on about this…
-->'''Nepeta:''' See? Already you're agreeing on something!
* Dave tries to punch Equius. It... doesn't go well for him.
* Someone asked the Kin if they rated their deaths to see who got it worst. Laneen says that typically, they don't do that, and then Keskay points out to [[ButtMonkey Vanate]] that at least the rest of them [[RunningGag got their pants back.]]
* [[http://hivefled.tumblr.com/post/62047022107/fovos-meet-the-grand-highblood Fovos: Meet the Grand Highblood.]]
** "...you're motherfucking tiny."
** "What is it with shorter women in my life?"
* Even better: [[http://hivefled.tumblr.com/post/62834092817/i-know-a-great-song-for-right-now-what-are-you Fovos: Ride the Grand Highblood like a majestic steed]].
** Fovos singing "Pony" by Ginuwine.
* [[http://hivefled.tumblr.com/post/57910508622/more-i-really-hope-you-guys-get-this-joke-or Platonic Moirails.]]
* Most of Chapter 43 is the kids watching bad troll porn. WordOfGod is that Fovos got inspired by watching real porn videos with the sound off in order to get the appropriate level of incomprehensibility.
* When the kids took Sollux, Nepeta, Terezi and Karkat shopping, someone commented on Sollux's teeth, 'but we told him he was British and that seemed to solve the problem'.