* The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, ''break a sink'', and walk out without said pants.
* The dance lesson. Albert...''shows'' Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top Dad-dancing to Music/{{Usher}}'s "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD:
-->'''Hitch:''' Don't -- EVER -- do that again. Do you hear me?
-->'''Albert:''' I was just expressing myself...
-->'''Hitch:''' No. ''Neww.'' Nn-nn. Not like ''that'' you're not.
** And then Hitch tries to teach Albert some more normal, subtle dance moves. It doesn't work.
--->'''Hitch:''' [''slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right''] Get out.
** The ones Kevin James does in the HilariousOuttakes are ''even funnier'', to the point where Creator/WillSmith can barely hold it together and [[{{Corpsing}} doubles over laughing]] as soon as "Cut" is called.
* Albert and Hitch's "big kiss" -- keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do ''before'' a kiss:
-->'''Hitch:''' WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
-->'''Albert:''' I was showing you the magic!
-->'''Hitch:''' Nooo! I said you come ninety, then ''I'' come ten! You don't go ''the whole hundred''!!! [''storms off''] My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...'''[[CurseCutShort blegh!!!]]'''
* Hitch's allergic reaction to the coquille St. Jacques...particularly his reaction when he sees his face.
--> '''Hitch:''' OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [''grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on''] Coquille St. Jacques---[[SuddenlyShouting DEATH ON A LEAF!!!]] [''begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water, while looking in a mirror expecting an instant result.''] COME ON!!!
* During the speed dating scene, the woman who shares TooMuchInformation when Hitch and Sara are arguing:
-->'''Woman:''' [''stands up''] You know, this is kind of distracting, and I haven't gotten laid in a '''YEAR!'''
-->[''the entire room goes silent'']
* The DancePartyEnding at [[spoiler:Albert and Allegra's wedding]].