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* Anime episode 3. [[spoiler:Nipple lasers.]] That is all.
* Episode 4 had Freed's [[OhCrap For real?]] face when Issei promotes himself to [[ChessMotifs Rook]].
** The Dub actually makes funnier with Freed nonchalantly going "Yeah, I'm [[PrecisionFStrike fucked.]]"
* Anime Episode 7/Light Novel Volume 3: Issei giving Saji a ''very'' firm handshake after he enthusiastically shakes hands with Asia.
** Issei suffers a GroinAttack during the dodgeball game, and gets treated by Asia's HealingHands.
-->'''Koneko''': I have no words to suit this scene.
** And after that Rias says they can't let ''[[HeroicSacrifice Issei's death]]'' be in vain.
*** [[spoiler: [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Although considering what]] [[OurHeroIsDead happened to Issei]] in the light novels...]]
* Episode 8: To an understandably furious Koneko.
-->'''Issei''': So... come here often?
** Issei accidentally walks in on Asia when she's in the shower and ''he is the one that'' ScreamsLikeALittleGirl
** It's even funnier when you realize it was because [[CovertPervert Asia briefly glanced at his groin]]. And then he promptly lampshades the moment with "Wait, why am I screaming!?"
* Episode 9: Asia trying to read from her bible ''knowing'' it will [[AmusingInjuries cause her terrible pain]] and doing so anyway, repeatedly.
** Same episode of the dub, Kiba walks past the struggling Issei with a wonderfully blithe "On your right", causing Issue to go "Seriously!?" [[note]]Even more funny if you're thinking of the same general exchange from [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier Falcon]][[/note]]
* [[LampshadeHanging "Why does everyone we fight have these wiggly appendages?"]]
* Most of Freed's appearances. EvilIsHammy indeed.
** [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Of all the ways]] he can pronounce Excalibur, he chooses [[Manga/SoulEater this]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuhc8RROw10 one]] instead.
** Freed calling Kuroneko "[[BerserkButton little]]'', and gets benches thrown at him.
*** His not so manly "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPZjqYFwjA Owie]]" after being hit with a bench
* Saji getting spanked by Sona, and then Rias follows her example with Issei, and later Kiba.
* Xenovia praying to God after becoming a Devil. The results are... predictable.
** And straight after, when she practiced "how to be a normal teenage girl"
--> '''Xenovia:''' ([[{{Kawaiiko}} Voice several pitches higher]] than her usual coarse-and-masculine baritone) Let's get along, 'kay, Issei-kun!
--> '''Issei:''' ''That cutesey voice does NOT suit you!''
--> '''Xenovia:''' (Switches straight back to her [[ContraltoOfDanger normal-unfeminine voice]]) ''I know, I tried to copy Irina, and it was SO difficult.''
* Xenovia trying to get Issei to sleep with her and is completely [[TheComicallySerious stone faced]] about it.
** And she continues these antics next episode, first by holding up several ''condoms'' in class while asking Issei for some "practice".
* Serafall's antics during Class Observation Day (and subsequently, Sona just losing it out of sheer embarrassment).
-->'''Serafall''': No Sona-chan, no life!
* Koneko trying to toughen up Gasper by offering him some Garlic.... he's a vampire mind you. The sight of her [[http://static.metanorn.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Koneko-chasing-Gasper-325x183.jpg chasing him]] all the while chanting "Here Here Here" in her usual deadpan tone is a side-splitting sight.
* During the conference, Azazel asks for Issei's opinion (who says he can't make that serious an opinion so quickly). So he puts it in LaymansTerms: if there's peace, he can have sex with Rias every day; if there's war, he can't... ''all while Rias is present beside Issei''.
** And needless to say, Rias's reactions to this are pretty funny as well.
** Issei only catches himself yelling enthusiastically about having sex with Rias when Kiba points out Sirzechs [[note]] Rias's ''own brother'' [[/note]] is in the room. Cut to a reverse angle showing Sirzechs hiding behind his chair trying desperately not to laugh.
** He also uses a similar analogy in order to make Issei power up in his fight against Vali (Half Dimension reduces everything affected by it in half, ''including'' Rias' breast size). [[UnstoppableRage It works so well]] he even lampshades it.
--> What the heck? Seriously? His powers skyrocketed just by the thought of his mistress' tits shrinking.
* In the same episode, when Gasper has frozen his captors in time with his newfound powers, Issei wasted no time at all Dress-Breaking them, and was about to pounce on and grope the helpless villains... when Rias stopped him with a MegatonPunch to the head.
* Any time Koneko performs some feat of SuperStrength accompanied with a tiny little "Eh."
* In Episode 8 of DxD NEW, using a block of modeling clay, running on autopilot, Issei manages to make a sculpture of Rias. Naked, with only GodivaHair covering the important bits. And then it sparks off a bidding war as Rias' fans clamor to buy it off him.
** His dad's reaction is icing on the cake: "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I thought perversion was all he had going for him, but he might become a famous artist someday!]]"

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[[folder: Volume One ]]

* In chapter 2 Issei suffers a RhetoricalQuestionBlunder when he fails to use the magical diagram after being summoned and Rias tells him to travel on foot. He asks "What kind of Devil shows up on a bicycle after being summoned?". Koneko points at him in response.

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[[folder: Volume Two ]]

* Chapter 16.5: "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DERE!"
* The reactions of Issei's comrades to Dress Break. Koneko tells him to stay far away from her, and Kiba actually apologizes to the other team.

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[[folder: Volume Three ]]

* Kiba gets spanked by Rias with Issei laughing throughout the whole time.
** Though that might be because Ise got spanked earlier....
* During the fight with Kokabiel, Ise says that he won't let him destroy the town before he becomes a harem king. Kokabiel laughs and offers to let him sleep with a bunch of the fallen angel girls. Issei is so shocked Rias has to snap him out of it with a slightly jealous reprimand.

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[[folder: Volume Four ]]

* Issei is losing the fight with Vali by a large margin. In an attempt to rile Issei up, Azazel mentions that Vali can halve peoples breasts. Three seconds later Vali is spitting up blood and struggling to stay in the air.

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[[folder: Volume Five ]]

* The Sitri teams reactions to Billingual

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[[folder: Volume Six ]]

* Volume 6, Chapter 2: [[ComicallySerious Vali and Bikou]] with Issei look at [[{{Gonk}} Mil-tan.]] Their reaction? They think he's a [[CatGirl nekomata]] using senjuutsu to hide his form. Issei's first-person tsukkomis are ''priceless''.
** Bikou trying hard not to laugh too much by [[spoiler: the events of getting Issei out of Juggernaut Drive. And the reason why Rias' EmbarrassingNickname "Switch Princess" came to be.]]
** Vali's RhetoricalQuestionBlunder where he asks Bikou if [[spoiler: Rias' breasts are a control switch for Issei in which Bikou bursts out laughing so hard.]]

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[[folder: Volume Seven ]]

* Volume 7, Ddraig and Albion ''crying'' at the fact that Ddraig is now referred to as the Breast Dragon and Albion being the Butt Dragon.
* Volume 7 has Issei [[spoiler: trying to talk to [[HearingVoices Akeno's breasts]] instead accidentally summons ''the freaking god of breasts!'' He then asks Taninim as to whether a breast god exists. '''EVERYONE''' stops fighting and looks at Ise like he's going crazy. The kicker as well was Ddraig backed him up and everyone thinks Ddraig lost it.]]

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[[folder: Volume Nine ]]

* Volume 9: [[spoiler: The reason why there are a lot of molesters in the streets? It's because of Issei opening a box way back in the beginning of the Volume.]]
** Three words: [[spoiler: Breast Lover Zombies.]]
** Rossweisse [[spoiler: ''vomiting'' while fighting off against Heracles because she's still affected by the alcohol she drank earlier in the day.]]

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[[folder: Volume Ten ]]

* Volume 10: You wanna put on a strip show for Issei? Take off your [[spoiler:[[SeriousBusiness bra first before your panties.]] Corianna found that out the hard way.]]
** The long awaited confession of [[spoiler:Issei to Rias and they're about to kiss. Suddenly, they get hit with a MomentKiller when the door of the clubroom opened and ''everyone'' in the group was watching it.]]

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[[folder: Volume Eleven ]]

* Volume 11 shows us what happens when [[spoiler: Issei uses Gift on Rias' breasts. It replenishes his aura at the cost of her breasts ''shrinking''.]] The kicker? ''Siegfried makes an OhCrap face!''
** Siegfreed's OhCrap was preceded by Azazel recognizing the conversation as similar to the one Issei had with Tannin in vol 7. Cue LargeHam.
--> '''Azazel''': It's heeeeeeerrrreeeee!!! [[EvilLaugh WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]]
** Ophis asks Ddraig if he wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor instead of the Heavenly Dragon. Cue Ddraig going into another one of his [[HeroicBSOD Heroic BSODs]].
** Ddraig ''needs medicine'' to calm himself down. ''One of the most powerful dragons needing medicine'' just to calm down whenever someone talks about breasts.
*** This is understating it. Ddraig is being treated for ''clinical depression.'' You heard that right. A dragon/TransformationTrinket is undergoing ''psychiatric treatment for clinical depression'', including ''medication and therapy sessions.''
** During the promotion test, the practical portion is revealed to be a duel between two applicants. Issei, [[HeroicSelfDeprecation being Issei]], is worried about how well he'll do, and treats it like a life-or-death battle. Five seconds later, he lands one punch and sends the other guy through the wall. Both Akeno and Kiba were cracking up when they heard about it.

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[[folder: Volume Twelve ]]

* Volume 12: [[spoiler: Opfis '''''and''''' Great Red sang the Oppai Dragon theme music. Ddraig was definitely not amused.]]
** [[spoiler: Issei, in his spirit form, laments at the fact that he can't make out with Rias with his current state.]]
** [[spoiler: Issei's HesBack moment. He even has to say ''"breasts"'' to let his friends know that he has returned, much to his consternation.]]
** Ophis [[spoiler: tapping the "ground" that she and Issei are on. When asked, all she said was "[[CherryTapping I'm defeating Great Red]]."]]
** Kiba is greatly annoyed by the fact that [[spoiler: Xenovia declares that she'll just [[AttackAttackAttack power through everything]] and that Kiba should be the only technique type. Kiba's FirstPersonSmartass commentaries are hilarious.]]
* Koneko being turned from TheStoic to perverted molester in one of the special episodes.
* Basically happens whenever Issei is being a DeadpanSnarker.
** And everyone's (From the past users of the Boosted Gear to Great Red itself) last words to Issei: "Zoom, Zoom, Iyaaan~" [[note]]That's from the Oppai Dragon theme song, btw.]]

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[[folder: Volume Fourteen ]]

* Volume 14: [[spoiler: Poor Issei, he can't even sleep on his own bed anymore thanks to the girls sleeping on it. Xenovia ''kicks him out while asleep.'']]
** [[spoiler: Ophis sleeping at Issei's bed like a dead person in a coffin.]]
** Also from 14: [[spoiler: Issei's lap has escalated into a battleground with Koneko and Ravel vying for complete control and ending with Koneko and Ravel on Issei's left and right thighs, respectively. It began with Koneko acting like it is her territory while Issei muses to himself that it must be the cat part of Koneko that makes her want to keep Issei's lap as hers.]]
** [[spoiler: Xenovia is having a hard time mastering all of the Excaliburs due to being a 'power-idiot', as Issei puts it so Irina tells her that she might become the self-proclaimed swordsman. Xenovia doesn't take well to this and retaliates by calling Irina the self-proclaimed angel. Irina is offended and asks Issei to assure her that she is an angel, reasoning that since he's her childhood friend he'll agree. Issei comments that it's easy for him to forget that they really are childhood friends to which Xenovia takes advantage of by calling Irina the self-proclaimed childhood friend, to her chagrin.]]
** [[spoiler: Ddraig's HesBack moment. That is all.]]
** Even if he's currently the enemy, Euclid making a lot of commentary with such seriousness is just hilarious.
** During the first night [[spoiler: with Rias, Kiba and Azazel away to negotiate with the Vampires, Akeno mistakenly tempts Issei into making love to her, thinking this is what he usually does with Rias and Asia every night. When she realizes her mistake, she disregards it and continues to seduce him, despite Asia being there to see it happen. Issei then has a GoodAngelBadAngel moment except from his perspective it's two devils, instead. The first tells him to do it even with Asia watching. The second? It demands him to [[AThreesomeIsHot take Asia as well.]]]]

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[[folder: Volume Fifteen ]]

* Volume 15: Ophis, while sitting on top of Fafnir's head with Rassei sitting on top of her head, saying, [[spoiler: "I, with this three-combination, think, can challenge Great-Red."]]
* Ddraig refusing to acknowledge Fafnir that Issei nicknamed the [[spoiler: Pantsu Dragon King]].
* Xenovia and Irina competing over the right to [[spoiler: sit on Issei's lap]]. Also, Ravel's disappointment of her status as a latecomer and Sister Griselda arrival adds to the humour.
* Azazel's thoughts that Issei is better off than Vali when [[spoiler: comparing the fact that Issei gets three meals a day prepared by his loved ones while Vali's entire team eats nothing but instant food when Le Fay is not around to cook for them]]. Also, the fact that a certain god-killing wolf is being given cup noodles to eat.
* Azazel telling Bikou that he's considering [[spoiler: adding Vali to the Oppai Dragon show]].

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[[folder: Volume Sixteen ]]

* Fafnir being picky with what he wants and requests that he be presented with [[spoiler: Asia's school swimsuit. Luckily for the group, Asia did bring it at per Sona's request ''who foresaw that coming''.]]
** Crom Cruach ''CompletelyMissingThePoint'' of what Fafnir wants with the swimsuit.

* Anytime Irina has her wings flickering from angel to fallen angel wings.

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[[folder: Volume Seventeen ]]

* [[spoiler: '''Chef [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Fafnir]]'''. [[RefugeInAudacity That is all.]]]]

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[[folder: Volume Eighteen ]]

* Issei and Vali [[spoiler: watching porn at Issei's house. The end result? Vali ''can't comprehend porn'' and Issei has to explain ''everything'' about it.]]
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[[folder: Light Novel(Side Story)]]
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[[folder: Volume Eight ]]

* Volume 8, Issei's ''DarkAndTroubledPast''. That is all.
* Volume 8, ThreeHundred Isseis short story. ALL OF IT.
* Volume 8: [[spoiler: Introducing, the [[BunnyEarsLawyer Four Lords Of Hell Plus One Ultimate Queen]] [[SuperSentai Rangers]]. Issei's reaction is ''hilarious'' while Rias thinks ''this was all real''. One particular example stands out: Satan-Pink (Serafore) sees a mysterious object and everyone blasts at said object. ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Said evil spirit dies on the spot.]]'']]

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[[folder: Volume Thirteen ]]

* Volume 13: Gasper goes from Cardboard Box Vampire to Cardboard Box Vampire Shogun, and then Cardboard Box Vampire God, and proceeds to change the title of the movie.
** The entire chapter of Issei SOS.
** [[spoiler: Kiba genderbended himself to]] tend Issei. The other girls are not amused.
** Riser's training, which involves a dragon chasing him in the mountains.
** [[TheAlliance The Alliance's]] Sports Festival Event. This is going to be interesting. To wit:
*** The three leaders are just trying to pump up their members and already said members are trying to ''kill'' the other two parties.
*** What Issei needs to find in the "item collection race": someone who has a [[BrotherSisterIncest sister-complex]]. Only two people come to mind and he chooses Sirzechs.
*** Using his Dress Break in the cavalry match thanks to a suggestion by Azazel. [[spoiler: [[TheDitz Gabriel wins]].]]
**** In vol.13, when he hits almost all the female calvary members with Dress Break during the Sports Festival, he makes the ''entire male contingent'' on the Angel's side start wavering.
*** Azazel's "Blazer Shining Aura Darkness Blade", and everyone's reaction when he revealed it.
** You know who controls the ''entire'' Lucifer group? [[spoiler:[[SheIsTheKing Grayfia]] who can practically make Surtr, a giant man who can breathe fire ''scared'' and Beowulf bow down to her.]]
*** Sirzechs is [[BlueWithShock in shock]] when he finds out that his son favors [[spoiler: Oppai Dragon instead of Satan Red.]]
*** Milicas giving Xenovia a lecture on how to use the Ex-Durandal more effectively with Kiba crying [[ManlyTears manly tears]] at the background. [[RunningGag And Irina gets called a "Self Proclaimed Angel" again.]]
* Grayfia's [[spoiler: entire InVinoVeritas moment when she's at the [[HotSpringsEpisode mixed hot springs]] with Issei. Seeing that stoic maid becoming TheTease in one fell swoop is pretty funny.]]
** In the same short story, [[spoiler: Ophis just ignores the entire epiphany about Issei and Grayfia being together and just says that she wants to swim. [[DeadpanSnarker This was not lost on Issei.]]]]

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[[folder: Volume Fifteen ]]

* The girls from the Occult Research Club and the Student Council being forced to audition themselves as magical girls alongside with Serafall Leviathan, with all the girls wearing magical girl clothes. Also, Gasper and Mil-Tan actually joining the audition [[spoiler: and passing the preliminary auditions]].
* The Church Trio actually buying an eroge for Issei.
* YMMV on this one but one of the latest short stories involve [[spoiler: Akeno having a S&M ''with her father'' after finding out that he and his wife engaged in that sort of thing every single night. Oh and Azazel joins them, being also a masochist.]] In short, AllWomenAreDomsAllMenAreSubs.
* [[SwitchingPOV Fenrir's narration]] in which he can't get along with Kuroka and Bikou in his head.

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[[folder: Dragon Magazine ]]

* The Ophis short story has a ''ton of these''.
** Rias asks a question as to what Ophis [[spoiler: wants for her room since she's permanently staying at Issei's place.]] Her answer in a deadpan expression: "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Great Red's neck]]."
** Azazel being a salesman employee [[spoiler: after resigning from being the Governor-General of the Grigori fallen angel faction.]]
** Rossweisse ''fighting'' against old women just for clothes on sale.
** Ophis' [[spoiler: going through the Lost Child Notice and pretty much describing how the Occult Research Club and some other people who they look like ''broadcasted throughout the entire department store'': Crimson-haired big boobed mom (Rias), lecherous faced dad (Issei), normal-sized boobed golden haired sister (Asia), idiot sister with brute strength (Xenovia), self-proclaiming angel sister (Irina), two birds and a cat (Riser, Ravel, and Koneko), one more mom with big breasts (Akeno), sister looking like she has low happiness and is poor who is silver-haired (Rossweisse), and a handsome guy, cross-dressing guy, and glasses girl (Kiba, Gasper, and Shinra). The sheer embarrassment that ensued pretty much took the cake.]]
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