!!Heroes of Might and Magic II
* The scenario "Betrayal". Not only are there random shout outs to Literature/TheHobbit, Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire, and Disney/{{Aladdin}}, but you're also a HeroicComedicSociopath, and [[RunningGag people seem to keep trying to give you a Hideous Mask]].

!!Heroes of Might and Magic V
* [[TheNecromancer Markal]], despite kind of being a SmugSnake extraordinaire, can be wonderfully sardonic:
-->''[Markal stands surrounded by the smashed up corpses of his defeated army, as [[CoolOldGuy Godric]], Findan and [[TheArchmage Zehir]] approach him]''
-->'''Markal''': I accept your surrender.
** And immediately after he says that:
-->'''Godric:''' Vile scum! [[AndThisIsFor For the abuse you have inflicted upon Isabel and the Griffin Empire!]]
-->'''Findan:''' [[AndThisIsFor For the butchery you committed in Irollan!]]
-->'''Zehir:''' For just about everything you have ever done anywhere!
-->'''Findan:''' That should cover it.
* And, then there's Isabel greeting Findan, the Elven envoy.
--> Isabel greets someone offscreen: "Oh, you must be Findan."
--> Sauron Wannabe, in red armor: "...No. I'm afraid he's not coming." *SUMMONS DEMONS*

!!Heroes of Might And Magic V: Tribes of the East.
* This bit from Gotai's campaign:
-->'''Gotai:''' [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark You kill Khengi!]] {{You bastard}}s!

!!Heroes of Might and Magic VI
* In the Inferno campaign, if you wait long enough during the battle where you play as Azkaal, a baseball will come flying towards Azkaal and he'll bat it away with his giant sword as his idle animation.
* Everything Bluebeak says in her dialogue. For a bird that can only squawk, she is surprisingly witty.
* The same goes for Daeva. The fact that she's a Succubus makes it even more funnier.