''Series/HeatVisionAndJack'' contains an impressive series of really funny moments.
* Jack trying to convince the Sherriff to trust him.
--> Jack: You're not listening to me! NASA is evil!
* Heat Vision gets tipped over while fighting Paragon and, being a motorcycle, has [[WeaksauceWeakness no way to get up]].
-->Sherriff: He got away?
-->Heat Vision: (Annoyed) Listen, lady, he ''pushed me over''!
* Jack explaining how Doug was merged with his motorcycle. The melodramatic delivery combined with the incredibly goofy situation is what sells it.
-->Jack: Doug was... (briefly chokes up)... Doug was shot with an [[{{Bathos}} experimental ray...]]
* Ron Silver's bullet-stopping threat:
--> Ron: If I feel so much as one bullet hit me I'll come over there and pull your lungs through your nostrils.
* Jack waxes philosophy:
--> Jack: If fate makes you a motorcyle... you become a motorcycle.
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