* "Oh well, blame society, I guess..."
* Hewie's BraggingRightsReward costume, and on a similar note, Fiona's frog outfit.
* Enter "Saltatio" into the plate key-maker in the crypt, then use it on the golem there. See what happens.
* Hewie's comments on the hard difficulty are quite hilarious. Fiona's comments and remarks can make you smile too.
* It can be pretty amusing to punt the baby homunculi like footballs as they come waddling towards Fiona.
* Ending C. After Fiona and Hewie leave the castle, you get treated to a cutscene where [[spoiler: Lorenzo wheels towards the front door, screaming Fiona's name, and then topples down the stairs with a squawk. He then lies pathetically on the floor, begging Fiona to come back. Take that, you old bastard!]]
** Lorenzo in general. [[spoiler: There's just something hilarious about a whiny old git scrabbling after you with his useless legs dragging behind.]]