!!From the book:

* The HappyDance that ensues after Harry's acquittal.
** Eventually, Molly's had enough.
--> [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
* [=McGonagall=] reading Umbridge's note.
--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?\\
'''Harry''': Yes.\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': You called her a liar?\\
'''Harry''': Yes.\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?\\
'''Harry''': Yes.\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': Have a biscuit, Potter.
* Anything Peeves does: "The bell rang just as Peeves swooped down on Katie and emptied an entire bottle of ink over her head."
* And the entirety of the "prank war": Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the twins.
** The conclusion, when Peeves chased Umbridge off by hitting her with a walking stick and a sock filled with chalk. Professor [=McGonagall=]'s reaction? "I would chase after her myself, but Peeves borrowed my stick." Made funnier when listening to the book on tape, where the reader's [=McGonagall=] voice seems to be hinting that Peeves didn't "steal" the stick so much as "asked politely for it and detailed the exact reason why he needed it."
** Pretty much any time [=McGonagall=] and Umbridge interacted in ''Order of the Phoenix'' was this, often with an added CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [=McGonagall=].
* This:
--> '''Molly:''' I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!\\
'''George:''' What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?
** And Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody has his own perspective about Ron's said promotion: "Authority figures always attract trouble, but I suppose Dumbledore thinks you can withstand most major jinxes or he wouldn't have appointed you…"
* Molly's reaction to Arthur's stitches: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ''THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA''?!"
* After Dudley is attacked by a dementor at the beginning:
--> '''Vernon''': Fought 'em off, did you, son? Gave 'em the old one-two, did you?\\
'''Harry''': You can't give a dementor the old one-two!
** Harry's not recorded as [[FacePalm facepalming]] during that line, but it's not hard at all to imagine it.
** When talking about the dementor attack, Vernon demands to know what the hell they are. Petunia promptly answers "They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban" and then ''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap slaps her hands over her mouth in horror]]''.
* Umbridge's evaluations of the teachers could be both funny and painful. Snape's was particularly memorable:
--> '''Umbridge''': You applied first for the Defense against the Dark Arts post, I believe.\\
'''Snape''': Yes.\\
'''Umbridge''': But you were unsuccessful?\\
'''Snape''': ''(classic deadpan)'' Obviously.\\
** Then there's Ron's reaction to hearing the evaluations are going to take place. Everyone else is frightened for their favorite teachers, but Ron...
--> '''Ron''': I cannot ''wait'' to see [=McGonagall=] evaluated! Umbridge will never know what hit her!
* This, too:
--> '''Mad-Eye''': Don' put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!\\
'''Tonks''': Who do you know who's lost a buttock?
** Note that Mad-Eye [[NoodleIncident never responds, and in fact tries to get off the subject as quickly as possible.]]
* When they sneak in to the Ministry of Magic to save Sirius, they all get name tags saying "Rescue Mission". It gets even better as it's ambiguous whether or not they put them on, so if you want you can picture them wearing ''name tags'' throughout the ensuing battle. [[CloudCuckooLander Luna Lovegood]] was there. She almost certainly put hers on.
* Pretty much everything that involves Phineas Nigellus Black is either this or a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* Two particularly hilarious dreams: Before Harry has his out-of-body experience in Nagini attacking Arthur, he dreams Cho is angry at him for luring her to the DA under false pretenses by promising her 150 Chocolate Frog Cards: "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!" Then she becomes Hermione who says he did promise Cho and suggests he should give her his Firebolt, but Umbridge has it and he just came to the DA to put up Christmas ornaments shaped like Dobby's head… The second dream involves him watching Neville and Professor Sprout waltzing in the Room of Requirement while [=McGonagall=] plays the bagpipes. This is ''not'' out of character for [=McGonagall=] either, as she is Scottish and, according to Pottermore, made her father's bagpipes play on their own as a baby!
* A metaphor where Luna is described as staring at Ron "as if he were a mildly interesting television program.''
* When Ron is freaking out before his first Quidditch match: "Ron was now staring into the dregs of milk at the bottom of his empty cereal bowl as though seriously considering attempting to drown himself in them." and "Harry and Ron pulled on their robes (Ron attempted to do his up back-to-front for several minutes before Alicia took pity on him and went to help."
* Also the scene where [[spoiler: Hermoine kisses Ron on the cheek]] and the poor guy just [[PostKissCatatonia zones out]] for several minutes. Also doubles as a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming.
* The entire Stubby Boardman Quibbler article. Actually, just the Quibbler in general.
* "[[FallingChandelierOfDoom It]] [[DoWrongRight unscrews the other way."]]
* After Fred and George's escape, Ron, Hermione, and Harry are all talking about it, and Ron is sure his mother is going to blame him for allowing it. Then Harry reveals that he was the one who gave them the money to start their joke shop, and we get this:
--> '''Ron:''' "But this is excellent! It's all ''your'' fault! Can I tell mum?"
* Ron's comment upon dropping Divination (after one of his exams, he had told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in his crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing his examiner's reflection):
--> '''Ron''': "And from now on I don't care if my tea-leaves spell 'Die, Ron, die!' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
** As well as Ron's comment about "Jupiter [getting] too friendly with Uranus" or something of the like. Ron says [[UranusIsShowing "Uranus"]] ''three times'' between [=GoF=] and [=OoTP=], and it's lampshaded twice - in other words, there's no way Ron's choice of words here was an accident.
** Harry's examination is pretty good too, including mixing up the lines on his (very old) examiner's palm and telling her she should have died the previous Tuesday.
* Near the beginning we have Mrs. Figg, Harry's batty old Squib neighbor, [[PunctuatedPounding battering]] [[DirtyCoward Mundungus Fletcher]] with a bag full of canned cat food.
* Dumbledore's comment to Umbridge upon hiring Firenze to replace Trelawney: "[[TakeThat This is Firenze. I think you'll find him acceptable]]." (or words to that extent). Note that Umbridge ''[[FantasticRacism hates]]'' [[FantasticRacism centaurs (and, for that matter, all other "half-breeds") like Firenze.]]
* The aftermath of Harry's angsty tirade towards Ron and Hermione. He goes on and on about how no one ''understands'' him, only for Fred, George, and Ginny to pop into the room and casually and snarkily greet him with "Oh hey, Harry! Thought we heard you!"
* Fred and George Apparating into Harry and Ron's bedroom to talk about the weapon Voldemort wants to steal, leading to this exchange:
--> '''Ron:''' You two just Apparated [[AmusingInjuries on my knees!]]\\
'''Twins:''' Yeah, well it's harder to do in the dark.
* The Careers advice scene is both funny and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]].
-->''"Are you sure you don't want a cough drop, Dolores?"''
** And the argument over Harry's classroom performance:
--> '''[=McGonagall=]:''' He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests--\\
'''Umbridge:''' I'm terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me--\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' I should have made my meaning plainer. [[TakeThatScrappy He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.]]
* After Umbridge used up Snape's Veritaserum (which actually turned out to be fake) and demands he make more to interrogate Harry ''again'', Snape tells her it will take a month unless he wishes to poison Harry. Umbridge throws a tantrum, and puts Snape on probation on the spot.
** Snape gives no fucks about this. Not one.
* [[TyrantTakesTheHelm Umbridge's takeover of Hogwarts]] results in full on mutiny, and the teachers just ''let'' Umbridge struggle!
-->'''Flitwick:''' I could have done it myself, of course, but I wasn't sure I had the ''authority'' anymore.
** [=McGonagall=] just watches the rockets disrupt class, gives no fucks at all, and casually asks a student to fetch Umbridge.
* Fudge and Umbridge's GenreBlindness is hilarious when they think they can get Dumbledore out of the way, especially Dumbledore's response:
--> '''Fudge:''' I see no snag, Dumbledore!\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Well, I do. You all seem to be laboring under the delusion that I will . . . what was the phrase? "Come quietly?"\\
'''Fudge:''' So you plan to take on me, two Aurors, and the Senior Undersecretary unassisted?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Merlin's beard, no. Not unless you are foolish enough to make me.
** Then right after, when [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Dumbledore ''has'' taken on all four of them and disappeared, making them all look foolish]]
-->'''Fudge:''' It appears this is the end of your friend, Dumbledore.\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' [[GenreSavvy You think so?]]
** As Harry leaves the office:
--> '''Phineas Black:''' You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you can't deny he's got style.
* Dumbledore's office [[TakeThatScrappy sealing itself against Umbridge]].
* The description of Filch, his teeth gnashing, "punting" students across the swamp that Fred and George left behind in a corridor. Of course Jo's talking about the boat, but to those not familiar with that specific term, it can paint...[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_kick a rather different picture]].
* The scene in the Hogwarts Express when Ron was planning on what to do to punish Crabbe or Goyle.
--> '''Ron:''' I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing. (He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair) I ... must ... not ... look ... like ... a ... baboon's ... backside.
** The fact that Luna ''breaks down into a massive fit of the giggles and is near enough wetting herself at this!''
*** Also, Rons nonplussed response to Luna's overreaction.
* Luna becomes "rather bored by the proceedings" while Umbridge is threatening to expel her and her friends.
* Ginny imitating Umbridge's "Hem hem" cough...accurately. In fact, it sounded so realistic that people thought she was there with them!
* It's a pretty dark scene overall, but the Marauders in the Snape's Worst Memory chapter are genuinely funny at least among each other.
--> '''Sirius:''' So what did you think of the fifth question, Moony?\\
'''Remus:''' Excellent one. Give us five signs that identify the werewolf?\\
'''James:''' ''(in a mocking tone)'' Do you think you missed any?\\
'''Remus:''' Let's see, one, he's sitting on my chair, two, he's wearing my clothes and three, his name is Remus Lupin.\\
''(James and Sirius laugh)''\\
'''Peter:''' I'm not sure I got all of it.\\
'''James:''' Wormtail, how thick can you get? You run around with a werewolf once a month.
** The whole RefugeInAudacity of discussing this in broad daylight is funny.
* For Severus, it's unending horror, but the BlackComedy of [[spoiler: James torturing Snape as an excuse to hit on Lily is incredibly funny while being DudeNotFunny at the same time]]. Especially James' petulant reply when Lily blows him off.
--> '''James:''' ''(in a would-be Macho tone)'' What's with her?\\
'''Sirius:''' ''(like talking to a small child)'' Reading between the lines, mate, I'd say she thinks you are a tad conceited.
* The description of Ron and Hermione's prefect duties in December (interspersed with Ron's complaints about them):
--> "They were called upon to supervise the decoration of the castle ('You try putting up tinsel when Peeves has got the other end and is trying to strangle you with it,' said Ron), to watch over first- and second-years spending their break-times inside because of the bitter cold ('And they're cheeky little snot-rags, you know, we definitely weren't that rude when we were in first year,' said Ron) and to patrol the corridors in shifts with Argus Filch, who suspected that the holiday spirit might show itself in an outbreak of wizard duels ('He's got dung for brains, that one,' said Ron furiously)."
* In an otherwise TearJerker scene, Dumbledore's passive non-reaction to Harry's TantrumThrowing: "By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."
* Hermione's Christmas presents for Harry and Ron: homework planners that talk after something is written in them. It's never explained why she thought they'd appreciate her gift, but she might've just wanted the planners to remind them of schoolwork so she wouldn't have to.
--> "'Don't leave it till later, you big second-rater!' chided the book as Harry scribbled down Umbridge's homework. Hermione beamed at it. 'I think I'll go to bed,' said Harry, stuffing the homework planner back into his bag and making a mental note to drop it in the fire the first opportunity he got."
* Ron and Hermione are the new Prefects, so a run in with the Twins was inevitable. When Hermione confronts them about their latest scheme:
-->'''Hermione''': If you don't stop, I'm going to—\\
'''Fred''': Put us in detention?\\
'''George''': Make us write lines?\\
'''Hermione''': No, but I will write to your ''mother''.\\
'''Fred''': [[OhCrap You wouldn't...]]

!!From the film:
* When Umbridge is interrogating Snape. After she leaves, he [[RunningGag smacks Ron upside the head with a notebook]] while looking in her direction.
** At one point, we see Umbridge evaluating Flitwick's music class. She ends up ''measuring him''. The "Are you kidding me?" look on his face is priceless.
*** And after the twins' escape it gets a CallBack; Flitwick does a ''victory pose''.
* Crookshanks eating the Extendable Ear.
** And Fred and George's reaction - "Bloody cat!"
* When the trio meet Grawp, he picks up Hermione and she tries to order him to put her down. Emma Watson's tone of sheer terror pretending to be anger is priceless. Even more hilarious when it works and Grawp gives her a present of a set of bicycle handlebars.
* When Umbridge is being carried off by centaurs we hear her "Let me gooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" echo off into the distance and it's hysterical.
** This [[CallBack Call Back]] (it becomes something of a [[RunningGag Running Gag]] when it is reused in the seventh movie):
--> '''Umbridge:''' Potter, do something! Tell them I mean no harm!\\
'''Harry:''' I'm sorry, Professor. I must not tell lies.
* It's a rather sad scene when Umbridge is firing Trelawney from Hogwarts, but there's this line when [=McGonagall=] comes out to comfort her:
-->'''Umbridge''': Something you'd like to say, Minerva?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': (''*with a DeathGlare*'') Oh, there are several things I would ''like'' to say!
* A lot of the Dumbledore's Army training scenes. Neville trying to cast a spell and causing the wand to fly backwards, Cho dropping Nigel, Fred and George giving Filch some really awful boils/acne.
* And let's not forget Hermione stupefying Ron after he tells her he will go "easy on her." Also, Fred and George betting on who will win.
** And Ron's embarrassed reaction for that matter:
--> '''Ron''': I let her to do that. It's good manners.