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* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=275 "Hey! Stop that! Go do some loner junk in the woods or something."]]
** The best part is the expression on Wolverine's face as he runs off like a scolded dog.
* Creator/JaneAusten's [[INeedAFreakingDrink reaction]] to ''Literature/{{Sense and Sensibility}} [[Literature/{{Pride and Prejudice}} and Mister Darcy]] [[ThreateningShark and Sharks]] [[RecycledInSpace In Space]] [[BadassBiker Riding Motorcycles]] Plus There Is [[TimeTravel a Time Machine]]''.
* After the witches tell their prophecy to Theatre/{{Macbeth}} and Banquo:
-->'''Banquo''': Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-->'''Macbeth''': ''(thinking)'' KILL EVERYONE.
-->'''Banquo''': Haha, our kids are totally gonna hook up.
-->'''Macbeth''': Wha?
** And the strip after that one:
--->'''Macbeth''': Send a message to Glam Castle!
--->''- Cue Music/DavidBowie -''
--->'''Macbeth''': Oh, I meant [[{{Pun}} Glamis]].
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=230 Sexy Tudors]], particularly the last panel. Poor William Cecil.
* The ''Literature/{{Nancy Drew}}'' covers. [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=278 "I don't want to solve this mystery."]]
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=288 These]] comics featuring [[Literature/LesMiserables Inspector Javert]], especially the third and fourth ones.
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=259 This little exchange]]:
-->'''Tom''': You'll never be like us, Gatsby. We're ''old money''.
-->'''[[Literature/TheGreatGatsby Gatsby]]''': Well, how old?
-->'''Tom''': ''So'' old. Old as '''balls'''.
** ''[[ParentalNeglect What baby.]]''
** ''FUCK THE JAZZ AGE''
-->'''Tom''': Well, I have no idea what that one is about.
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=213 Jules Verne's letter to Edgar Allan Poe]].
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=186 Adams and Franklin]]
--> [[ToiletHumor Who is doing that?]]
* Pretty much all of "Theatre/JuliusCaesar, [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=307 Part 2]]," but especially the [[LiteralMetaphor dogs of war]] and Cinna's bad verses.
-->'''Cinna''': Check it - Roses are red, I give them to mom, she makes me cookies, nommy nom noms.
-->'''Crowd''': [[DisproportionateRetribution TEAR HIM FOR HIS BAD VERSES!]]
* ''Every'' comic [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=238 here]].
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=316 The comic with Tycho Brahe]] has "What if the ''earth'' orbits the ''sun''" '''"WHAT IF YOUR WIFE ORBITS MY DICK"'''
** ''Tycho that was uncalled for!''
* "But I have the heart and stomach of a king, and ''the wingspan of an albatross!''" Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Everything involving The Watsons. "Jam!"
* Mystery Solving Teens:
-->'''Teen''': It was the baker or something.
-->'''Inspector''': The baker?! I knew it!
-->'''Baker (getting arrested)''': I'm innocent!
* Mark Antony [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=307 tries to give a eulogy]]:
-->'''Mark Antony''': This was the noblest Roman of them all
-->'''Anonymous Roman soldier''': Was he?? ... Should we be angry with you, now that he's dead?
-->'''Mark Antony''': [[VerbalBackspace What? No! No. Fuck no.]]
** And the first comic on that page:
--->'''Caesar''': Antony, you're a big strapping fellow. Next time you run by my wife, Calpurnia, give her a good punch, will you?
--->'''Mark Antony''': Why?
--->'''Caesar''': She's barren.
--->'''Mark Antony''': Is that a thing?
--->'''Caesar''': Well, I'm no doctor, but yes.
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=38 How To Win]]
-->- [[InescapableAmbush Surprise]]\\
- [[TankGoodness Tanks]]\\
- [[LightningBruiser Speed]]\\
- [[AwesomeAussie Australians]]\\
- [[CombatPragmatist Tricks]]
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=202 Dude Watchin' with the Brontës]]
* [[Literature/AnneOfGreenGables Anne]]'s distraught expression in the first panel of [[http://imgur.com/gz2Flih this strip]] is equally hilarious and adorable.
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=283 The Madness Of King Lear]]
** The scene with a mad Lear wandering in the storm.
---> '''Jester''': Nuncle, someone doeth approach!
---> '''Lady Macbeth''': Out! Out damned spot!
---> '''Jester''': Lotta crazy people out in this storm...
** Good Idea
---> '''Lear''': Cordelia, you know we could probably just live together in a bird cage forever and ever!
---> '''Cordelia''': Oh man dad, that sounds awesome! Let's just... go for a little walk first *dumps Lear outside a BedlamHouse called Crazy Acres*
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=285 Dracula]]
--> '''Jonathan Harker''': *writing* ''The peasants keep crossing themselves at me and weeping, etc. Man... [[GenreBlind what is their fucking deal?!]]''
** Harkers first meeting with the Count.
---> '''Harker''': It's good to meet you, Count! The locals have told me much about you.
---> '''Dracula''': *NightmareFace closeup* [[ObviouslyEvil All good things I hope? He he...]]
---> '''Harker''': *thinking* [[GenreBlind This is probably okay]]
** Harkers encounter with Dracula's brides.
---> '''Bride''': We'd like sex obviously
---> '''Harker''': So wrong yet so right!
---> '''Bride''': We'd also like to vote and own property!
---> '''Harker''': ''Get your hands off me!!''
** The ship crew wonders why the Count had them haul coffins full of dirt onboard, and figure that he probably wants them to plant something in them. Cue Dracula recoiling at the sight of turnips sprouting in his resting place.
* The Gangsters comic where a group of hitmen give their victim [[Literature/TreasureIsland a note with the Black Spot on it]].
--> '''Victim''': You've mixed up genres.
--> '''Gangster''': Wise guy eh?
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=308 Brown Recluse Spiderman!]] Does Whatever A Brown Recluse Spider Can!
--> '''Spiderman''': *chasing a criminal* I'll get you!! Ohh, a crevice! *burrows into a wall crevice*
** Biting a person out of instinct, even though they're the same size and he has no reason to be afraid.
---> '''Guy''': Why did you do that?!
---> '''Spiderman''': I dont know, I was scared...
---> '''Guy''': ''What's happening to my arm?! What did you do?!''
---> '''Spiderman''': *cowering* ''I'm sorry, you're just really big!!''
* [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=36 L'anse Aux Meadows]] presents a radical new theory as to why the original Norse settlements in the New World were abandoned: The settlers turned into Newfoundlanders.
* The entirety of [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=372 Founding Fathers in a Mall]].
-->'''George Washington:''' Have we not rid ourselves of the monarchy, Mr. Madison?\\
'''James Madison:''' We have indeed sir.\\
'''George Washington:''' ''(Holds up a Burger King bag)'' [[FauxHorrific YET WHO IS THIS MAN]]
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