Just about every story he has made due to his broken English, but here are a few examples.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726170/1/Titanic Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic]] [[BlackComedyRape and started to boat rape]]!
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5029433/5/Great_Expectations "YOU HAVE MADE A BURNINGS ME FILTHY BOY!" scream Estelle, as a burnings Estelle.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5053004/1/Atonement "Yay!" say Briory, "You have made Lola a shooting!"]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4963033/1/Kung_Fu_Panda "I shall make a kung fu of you!" shout Panda. "YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER!" shout humans, as they chop down all forest.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5132147/1/Russia_Day "I WANT TO UPGRADE MY BELGRADE!"]]
* His unique interpertation of Literature/TheBible, with it's own [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ZWP8CNP14 dramatic reading, too.]] the high-pitched voice modulation of the reader adds to the hilarity
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6255487/1/Centipede_Crufts Hans's Human Centipede fic]], culminating in a [[LighterAndSofter "celebration with party hats and balloons!"]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7835572/1/Pokemon_Black_and_White "Ash, you winner!"]]
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