* Hanna's first meeting {...}. "Holy shit, [[CaptainObvious you're dead!"]]
** [[DeadpanSnarker "Is it that obvious?"]]
* Worth calling Conrad "Count Fagula"
* "THIS ISN'T BAT F#*CKING SENSITIVITY TRAINING!!"
* Hanna's amazing ability to state the obvious.
--->'''Adelaide''': Look. You're some halfwit who thinks he can take on vampires with a hammer, a pussy, and a zombie. I'm not exactly threatened. And I have better things to do so go away.
--->'''Hanna''': Whoa. She just called you a pussy. Sorry dude.
--->'''Conrad''': Yes, Mr. Cross. I know. I WAS THERE.
* [[http://hanna.aftertorque.com/?p=248 Conrad can't enjoy his blood bag.]]
* "'''If you're dead I'm gonna kill you!'''"
* [[http://hanna.aftertorque.com/?p=729 '''FEET ON THE CUSHIONS!''']]
* Toni talks seriously about Hanna's status as a WeirdnessMagnet...[[http://hanna.aftertorque.com/?p=767 in the form of a blue Pomerian with a mohawk.]] Not only is her pissy face adorably hilarious, Hanna's reaction is essentially "[[CutenessProximity So cute!"]]
* Conrad meets Lamont, and the glorious rant that ensues.
** "Ya are kinna greasy."
* Worth's reaction to finding [[spoiler:[[http://hanna.aftertorque.com/?p=836 Adelaide hiding in Lamont's car]]]].
--> Christ, Lamont! When 'ya f*ck a woman in your car, don't forget to send her ''home''!