* Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...''on weeeeeeeeed''?
-->Why don't we sell that stuff we smoked last night?
-->You suggested that already!
-->''(disconnected number tone)'' Marijuana affects the memory.
* Marijuana's not a drug! [[MemeticMutation I used to suck dick for coke!]] (I've seen him!) Did you ever suck some dick for marijuana?
** BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOO!
-->''(Thurgood)'' Where are we gonna find a Jamaican?
-->''(Brian - White Guy)'' I'll pretend I'm Jamaican.
-->''(Thurgood)'' You have smoked yo'self retarded.
* Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.
** The cool person is an elderly female customer who responds with a deadpan thumbs up.
* Hey Girl, you hungry?
** Fuck you nigga!
*** Or in the TV version "Up Yours Honky!"
* "The ''horse'' is a ''diabetic!''"
* "And hey! If I'm not back in ten minutes... call the ''police''!" "If he ain't back in ten minutes, we callin' Domino's!"