Gunpoint's world is filled with smartasses, and they are ''hilarious.''

* Right at the start of the game Conway is [[DestinationDefenestration ejected through a window]] and falls three stories. His phone rings, and he answers it still laying on the ground.
-->'''Selena:''' Did you just get thrown out of your own room?\\
'''Conway:''' I'd... rather not talk about it.
** Selena's short time alive in the game is not to be overlooked.
-->'''Selena:''' I was actually calling you to talk about a job, but I'm more interested in this now.
** And when you finish the tutorial mission you get a scene "X seconds earlier[[note]]The number changes to match how long you took[[/note]]" which explains how that happened to Conway: [[spoiler: trying on the Bullfrog jumping trousers at home, he ignored the instructions reading "do not use indoors"]].
* Conway's very first conversation with Rooke.
-->'''Rooke:''' Conway, this is Melanie Rooke. Selena Delgado worked for me. Do you have time to talk?
-->'''Conway:''' How do you know my name?
-->'''Rooke:''' It's on your profile, it's your phone's public ID, and you once gave it to me on a business card while saying "My name is Conway."
-->'''Conway:''' I see I've underestimated you.
* Conway's first contract with Intex.
-->'''Gessler:''' Who the fuck are you?
-->'''Conway:''' Conway, hat fancier.
-->'''Gessler:''' The fuck does that mean?
** Alternately;
-->'''Gessler:''' Who the fuck are you?
-->'''Conway:''' Who the fuck are ''you?''
* On being contracted to break into the police station by the chief of police.
-->'''Conway:''' Can't you, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment police chief of the actual police, get this police thing from the police]]?
-->'''Mayfield:''' Ask my predecessor. You can't, he was shot six times in the chest shortly after referring one of his officers to internal affairs for document forgery.
-->'''Conway:''' Who's to say that was even related?
-->'''Mayfield:''' The police chief of the actual police.
-->'''Mayfield:''' (Me)
* The end of the Mayfield jobs.
-->'''Conway:''' (Lie) Nope, there was nothing on the terminal.
-->'''Mayfield:''' I know for a fact there was, and not just because [[MediumAwareness you put (Lie) in front of all your lies.]]
* Conway's first conversation with Katie Collins.
-->'''Conway:''' Get [Jackson] in trouble? I'd want to get him in acid.
-->'''Collins:''' haha! i just wanna know why he would do this, he always seemed so nice. maybe theres a reason. hell probably be in his office on the top floor. if you can get close enough to hear what hes saying, maybe you could listen in for a clue or something
-->'''Conway:''' And then throw him in some acid?
* Obtaining an achievement by jump-tackling a guard and proceeding to punch him, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown with extreme prejudice]], nets you these comments.
-->It, er, only takes ''one'' punch to knock them out.
-->But what you're doing is fine too. That's probably ok.
-->Ok, you can stop now.
-->There's no achievement for this.
-->''Jesus Christ''.
-->Wait, are you doing this to see if there are any more messages?
-->Because that is among the worst reasons to punch someone in the face ''x'' times.[[note]]X is the number of times you've punched the poor guard, it continues to increase as you keep hitting him.[[/note]]
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** Still on punching guards there's something oddly humorous when you're about to do it because you might be rapidly clicking on the mouse you'll almost always sock the poor guard 3~6 times in quick succession.
* In the [[LevelEditor level editor]], mousing over the level name box provides you with this comment.
-->Enter a name of some kind. Doesn't have to be good. Even, like, 'Blanjipan' would do. [[TemptingFate (Don't call it that though).]]
** Entering it anyway leads to the name turning red and being unable to save the level while you're chastised thusly;
-->I said don't call it that.
* There's a "mission" titled "Gessler: Go fuck yourself." [[spoiler:It's Gessler throwing a shit fit on Conway like a foul-mouthed kid for double-crossing him in favor of Rooke]]. It's as hilarious as one would expect.
* The [[http://www.pentadact.com/2014-06-17-gunpoint-patch-new-engine-steam-workshop-and-more/ Patch Notes]] for the above mission:
--> Option to turn off '''swearing'''. Up to you whether this makes "[[ClusterBleepBomb Grow a ####ing #### and shove it up your ###]]" kid-safe.
* In a similar vein to the NoHoldsBarredBeatdown achievement mentioned above, there's a certain bit of the trailer that pokes fun at this, too. At one point, Conway smashes through a glass ceiling and onto a guard, who he proceeds to pummel. It cuts away to other gameplay footage, and back to the punching, and away and back. Eventually, Melanie cuts in.
-->'''Melanie:''' I'd appreciate it if you keep could keep violence to a minimum.
-->'''Conway:''' ''(stops punching) ({{Beat}}) (single punch)''
* The option to write a customized blog post at the end. Options for lines include "I, er, may have killed more people than I actually avenged here," and "I think I picked the right side. Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors."
* The sound a door makes when it smacks someone in the face made you laugh the first time you heard it, admit it.
** There's an achievement for having Conway knocked down by a door, called "Now I Know Why People Don't Like Me".
* [[http://steamcommunity.com/stats/206190/achievements Take a look at the achievement's page for the game]] for a lot of the creator's [[SelfDeprecation self-satire]].
--> '''Acknowledged LudonarrativeDissonance'''
---> Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.
--> '''I Am Better At This Than Tom Francis'''
---> Complete a mission faster than I can.
--> '''Title Finally Relevant'''
---> Help justify my early, not entirely wise choice of game name by holding someone at gunpoint with the Resolver.
--> '''Might As Well Have An Achievement For That Too'''
---> Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door through a window.