* In the mission immediately after [[spoiler:her death]], there are multiple groups of Hoodoo Brown's goons that Colton must sneak up on. Some of them, when you get close enough to them, will sing a song called "Old Jenny,"
--->''There once was a Dodge City Maid, who was a whore by trade''
--->''For a buck and a wax, she'd lie on her back''
--->''And let skinny cowboys poke at her craaaaack,''
--->''One day, to her surprise, her belly began to rise,''
--->''And her slit gave a grunt, and out jumped a runt''
--->''With balls as big as my eyeeeees!''
* At the beginning of the mission where you have to defend Port as he pushes the cannon through Empire City, two of the Resistance show how...anxious they were for your arrival.
--->'''Resistance Member:''' It's about time you showed up! Jones here was about to [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself!]]
* Setting people on fire can result in some hilarious responses.
--->"''AAARRRGGGGHHH! WE ON FIRRRRRRREEEEE!''"
--->"''Water! Water! Somebody piss on me or somethin'! AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"