[[folder:Guilty Gear to Guilty Gear XX:AC]]

* Bridget's third ending in ''GuiltyGear XX''. [[ChivalrousPervert Johnny]] gets an UnsettlingGenderReveal:
--> '''Johnny:''' "I can't believe I tried to seduce another man..."
** Don't forget other UnsettlingGenderReveal moments from the Arcade winquotes.
-->'''Robo-Ky''': YOU'RE A BOY, HUH!? YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! I HAVE X-RAY EYES AN--UH...FORGET I SAID THAT.
-->'''Zappa''': "Dear Mother, I saved a hurt girl in the woods. She's cute and surely wife material, but she's really a guy..."
* Everytime Faust performs his GGX[=/=]EX Install Kill where his [[{{Fanservice}} victims clothes are ripped]] and their hairs turn to Afro style. Can also be counted as CrowningMomentofAwesome.
* Similarly, May's IK has her whole crew(except Johnny) on a stampede. You get knocked down eventually by their big, fat cook.
* Robo-Ky. [[{{ButtMonkey}} In battle]], [[{{ButtMonkey}} in artworks,]] [[{{ButtMonkey}} in story.]]
** In ''Night of Knives'', Slayer narrates how two Robo-Ky's met each other. The two of them argues which one is the original and had a mallet smacking contest. The two of them hid in a cave to avoid rust and agreed to become allies. After another argument, RK 1 ran off to the rain and RK 2 chases it and calls it an idiot for making it worry. However, RK 2 encountered the "dame-original" (Ky Kiske) who attacks it with Ride the Lighting. When RK 2 thought that it died it realized that RK 1 took the hit for him.
---> ''The scene turns into a sad one in which RK 2 grieves over the loss of RK 1 (although it’s more about the loss of RK 1’s data) while Ky looks on such a pitiful scene. RK 2 calls him a murderer, Ky apologizes and tries to put his friend back together, but it appears sad (funny) and just plain pointless. RK 1 says that “that’s enough idiot”…to RK 2…making this even more pitiful. The last things on it’s “breath” are an insult before entering final sleep mode.''(Blade's Summary)
** In ''Accent Core.'' He hits on every female character he encounters(except May because she's "too young") and rejects the repairs offered to him by Crow.
-->(To Baiken): THOSE BREASTS... THEY'RE TOO PERFECT!
-->(Against Dizzy): ALTHOUGH SHE'S NOT HUMAN AND HAS TWO WEIRD THINGS COMING OUT HER BACK, SHE'S PERFECT!
-->(To Crow): YOU FAIL AS HUMAN!
** His reply to Crow when he was told that Ky escaped (after bragging his win over the original.)
--> '''Robo Ky: [[MemeticMutation SHIT HAPPENS.]]'''
* Zappa's 2nd ending in ''Accent Core'' where his illness was "cured" by Faust. The doctor found out that Zappa's handsome face was that one that attracted the ghost S-Ko, so to exorcise him, Faust [[spoiler: gave him a nasty plastic surgery that made his face look like Picasso's painting.]]
* Dizzy's 1st ending in Accent Core where [[spoiler:she is telling Johnny to finish his meal fast so she could go to Ky's place for their investigative sessions. Johnny, having noticed her fondness of him asks her if everything's going well with him(romantically.) Dizzy, as innocent as ever, doesn't understand what Johnny meant and left happily.]] Johnny, as a worried guardian, mentally told himself that someone like Ky Kiske wouldn't take advantage of Dizzy.
--> '''Johnny:''' (I doubt that chump would do anything anyway...)
** This becomes HilariousInHindsight when you know that [[spoiler:Ky and Dizzy will eventually live together and have an illegitimate child in the future.]]
* Jam's story modes. She spends almost her entire story in ''Accent Core Plus'' trying to get people to eat at her restaurant and beating them senseless when they refuse. In one ending, it culminates in her knocking Crow unconscious and ''dragging him back to her restaurant.'' There's also Millia and Venom getting into a drunken argument and destroying her restaurant in GGX2.
* Venom's horrified reaction to Jam calling the Assassin's Guild a [[{{DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything}} ball-poking club.]]
* Faust's Scalpel Enema attack is prone forcing hilarious reactions from its recipients, but Eddie has most likely taken the crown for the most entertaining and controller-dropping reaction in ''AC+''. His response?
-->OH YEAAAAAH!
* Chipp's story mode in AC+ where he campaigns for his presidency and ends up being "allies" with... assassins! Take note that he has no evil intentions, it's just that he doesn't understand the implications.
* Some of Slayer's Quotes shows how [[ButtMonkey loose]] he is with Sharon...
-->(Against Self): "Do you really think Sharon would mistake you for me? Ah! Why are you so nervous, Sharon?"
-->(Against [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Bridget]]) "If you master those skills, I'd happily be your patron....Sharon? It's just a figure of speech!"
-->(Against Axl) " Your looks are deceiving. Is that your secret? Hm? Don't look at Sharon like that!"
** Again from Slayer:
-->(Against Zappa) "Obsession is also a form of love. Of course, you should choose a spouse carefully. Right, Sharon?"
-->(Against Faust) " I find humans fascinating because someone like you comes along once in a while."
* Getting a little meta here but this is rather funny regardless. As of right now, there is this little YouTube series called [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj34EySs1Ieb8Wjnj9H2Q-G4mdPXTd_xH Guilty Bits]]... A set of basic character tutorials on the characters of Guilty Gear XX AC+ and some of the changes coming in AC+R. For the most part it fairly straight forward, and then we get to [[http://youtu.be/3VRHkpWE8Bo Potemkin]]... which is given a guess narrator, [[LargeHam The]] [[HuskyRusskie Russ...Zeppian]] (aka [[{{Skullgirls}} Mike Zaimont]], Yes, that [[Funny/BlazBlue "Mike Z"]]) espousing the wonders of [[ForScience Zepp Science]], [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Sov...Zeppian]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!

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* In ''Overture'' Mission 15, Izuna showcases his wisdom on friendship:
--> '''Izuna:''' A person who won’t fight when a friend is in need is not a coward. There's a different word for that...A Chicken Breast!
--> '''Sol:''' Chicken breast!?
--> '''Izuna:''' And I am no chicken breast, sir!
* Sol repeatedly kicks Sin in the head in ''Overture'', even after {{deprogram}}ming the latter's brainwashing.
** Sin calling the [[RatedMForManly muscular]] and [[FetishFuelStationAttendant fangirl-bait]] [[{{Badass}} Sol Badguy]] "old man," because [[spoiler:it's true anyway. Sol is over 170 years old.]]
* The ending of ''Overture'', where we hear Ky laughing the first time because he sees his younger self at his son.
** Don't forget that right after, Ky adressed his son informally and said "the hell." It's the first time Ky mentioned something really out of his character.
** This is even funnier in Japanese because Sin is telling Ky to address him with the pronoun ''omae'' or ''temee'' which are more informal than ''anata.'' And out of the two choices, Ky picked ''temee'' which is roughly equivalent to him calling his own son "bastard."
*** [[FridgeBrilliance Technically speaking, Sin is a bastard son anyway.]]

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[[folder:Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN-]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSkkRHBBLzA Chipp's look of horror as he gets a Potemkin Buster ]]. Also comes off as FridgeBrilliance as Chipp has the most miserable health bar among the characters.
* Faust's [[AssShove kancho]] returns much to [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/1995cec9ad657b1e37e9e96333331aec/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo1_250.gif I-No's joy]], [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4138b97bd2158c9bc6a32f909f98cd8/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo4_250.gif Millia's pleasure]], and [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d7f9b1323a6d3e89b47e0a66cc5165f/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo2_250.gif Sol]] and [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/b915072f9e19983cbec7b0f353a3aaf9/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo3_250.gif Potemkin]]'s horror.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2mvVwpBRE More "KANCHO'D!" faces here]]. Of special notice is [[CulturedBadass Slayer's]], complete with ExpressiveHair.
*** [[https://www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCHPesijN_wo&ei=QlZJVJ6hC8-LyATg8oHoCA&usg=AFQjCNFVRKyjOMWdcFMIJkHd1-o-7oZn0A&bvm=bv.77880786,d.aWw Elphelt doesn't like it either.]]
** Speaking of Faust, his new Instant Kill has him performing surgery on his opponent, for better[[note]] Sol, Potemkin, Milla Rage, Chipp, Zato, Venom, Slayer, Bedman and R.Valentine[[/note]] or [[BigOlEyebrows worse]] [[note]] Ky, May, I-No and Himself[[/note]], all while OdeToJoy is blaring in the background with Faust as the conductor/surgeon.
** And when Faust performs this Instant Kill on Sol Badguy, what does our resident BadAss main character, the "[[RedBaron Flame of Corruption]]" do as Faust preps the surgery? ''Tremble in fear''. Do note, he's the ''only'' character to have this kind of reaction.
* Venom's instant kill has always been to turn his opponent into a pool ball and take a shot at them. ''Xrd'' ramps this up by turning it into a cinematic attack, allowing the player to see exactly what their opponent looks like as a pool ball and their looks of horror (Except Zato is obliviously smiling the entire time since he can't see what's coming).
* The end of Potemkin's Instant Kill in Xrd has him smashing his opponent through the ground, causing them to end up on another part of the earth (with a palmtree!)
* In general, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIymu0MTHLk the new style of graphics allows the game show a lot of hilarious expressions from the victim of certain overdrives and instant kills.]] May's new Instant Kill, in which she and April stuff the enemy into the Mayship's cannon '''and turn them into a HumanCannonball''', is another good example.
* Chipp's arcade ending, where he defeats Valentine, laments that nobody's actually seen him beat her and gets no credit, can't make heads or tails of Valentine's MagiBabble, then tells Valentine not to underestimate PRESIDENT CHIPP ZANUFF when she insists the [[ManBehindTheMan Senate's]] schemes cannot be stopped.
** '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0V8887vvI&spfreload=1#t=4m25s BU-SHI-DOOOOW!]]'''
* Elphelt's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALizriqAVy4&t=3m15s winpose]]. She takes out a marriage certificate, asks the opponent to sign it, and then starts rambling on and on for 15 seconds about the wedding before getting a nosebleed from over-excitement and falling over.
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