* [[CaptainObvious "It's blood."]]
** "Son of a ''bitch...''"
* Stuntman Mike [[spoiler: screaming like a little girl after getting his arm broken when he's rammed off the road by his would-be victims.]]
** "I'm okay!"
** "Moo, motherFUCKER, moo!"
* And [[spoiler: Creator/NicolasCage as... Franchise/FuManchu!]]
** [[spoiler: [[EvilIsHammy THIS... IS MY MECCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]] [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHA!]]]]
* "If YOU...are THINKING...of (FILL IN...the BLANK)--don't." (SCREAM!!!)
* In the theatrical cut of ''Death Proof'', we start getting excited about seeing a lap dance, and then "footage missing."
** Averted in the DVD, thank God.
* During the last several minutes of ''Death Proof'', when [[spoiler:Stuntman Mike is being chased by Kim]], they cross a busy street and some random guy on a motorcycle crashes his bike and plows into a sign.
* The "missing reel" from ''Planet Terror''. Suddenly, the diner's on fire.
* This gem:
--> '''Sheriff Hague''': Where the fuck do you think you're going?!
--> '''El Wray''': I'm gonna go get Cherry!
--> '''Sheriff Hague''': Fine. [[TemptingFate But we're taking my car]].
--> [[MadeofExplodium (Hague's car spontaneously combusts)]]
--> '''Sheriff Hague''': I'm riding with you.
* "Hi, I'm Cherry." [[BiTheWay "You sure are."]]
* When Cherry asks Wray for a ride, he, JT and Rusty the dog all look at her.
* [[FamousLastWords "FUCKING WEDNESDAY NIGHTS!]]