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* As the chain reaction of destroyed satellites is growing, Kowalski quips "Half of North America just lost their Facebook".[[note]]He's mistaken, though. Facebook (and the rest of the Internet) doesn't use satellites.[[/note]]
* As Stone finally gets away from the destroyed ISS and can get going to ''Tiangong'', she says the three words that anyone in the same situation would be thinking:
--> '''Stone:''' I hate space.
* "Now that we have some distance between us, you're attracted to me, right?"
* Marvin the Martian's statue.
* Shariff's victory dance.
--> '''Kowalski:''' He appears to be doing some form of the Macarena.
* This exchange early on in the movie:
-->'''Kowalski:''' "Do you copy?"
-->'''Stone:''' [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck!" ]]
-->'''Kowalski:''' "Copy that."
* How much do Chinese love ping-pong? Well, in the ''Tiangong'', there are ping-pong paddles floating around.
* Kowalski, having disappeared into the void twenty minutes earlier, re-appears very much alive and hitches a ride in the Soyuz escape capsule. He brought the vodka. Especially memorable for audiences at the Toronto International Film Festival, who were on the floor in hysterics.
* At the opening of the film, when Kowalksi keeps trying to tell stories, and Houston points out that he's told them all before. Multiple times.
* Stone trying to figure out the ''Shenzhou'''s control panel, which is made up of about a hundred buttons - [[OhCrap all labelled in Chinese]].
--> '''Stone''': Ah... okay, uh... undocking, undocking... um... ahh... eeny meeny...
--> ''She pushes a button. High-pitched alarms and red lights activate.''
--> '''Stone''': Okay, that doesn't sound good. Miny... mo...
--> ''She pushes a different button. An electronic voice starts speaking.''
--> '''Stone''': Ah, no habla chino!
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