* In the Theatrical Cut, just after Memphis rescued Kip from being crushed in a car compactor, the two sit down, Kip makes ''something'' for Memphis to eat, and casually warns him not to ask what's in it.
* Donny's introduction. He's a driving instructor, and his student is a hapless Asian girl with ''zero'' [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving ability]]. They're first seen screaming (literally) down the road as she nearly hits multiple cars, and Donny desperately tries to guide her before finally getting her to stop.
-->'''Donny:''' Pull over! Pull it the hell over!\\
[''Donny catches his breath before yanking the keys from the ignition'']\\
'''Donny:''' Don't touch nothin'! [''Deep breath''] You can't negotiate turns, you can't signal properly, you can't maintain speed, [''As he looks out the window''] you can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey! Shit, I can't ''swim''. I know I can't! So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!\\
[''Girl bursts into tears'']
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3zq1a176ko After a cop car gets knocked through a wall by a wrecking ball]]:
-->'''Drycoff''': You alright?
-->'''Cop''': I think so...
-->'''Drycoff''': Are you sure? [[LampshadeHanging 'Cause you just went through a wall.]]
* When Eleanor conks out in the middle of the police chase.
-->'''Memphis:''' [''Engine sputters''] O-oh no. Oh no, Baby, don't do this. Don't start with me- [''Engine goes out, Memphis frantically turns the key''] [[VerbalBackspace No start, start!]]
* The bit at the end with Sphinx:
-->'''Sphinx''': If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.
-->''[everyone stares]''
-->'''Tumbler:''' He spoke.
-->'''Memphis''': Hey, man, I thought you were from Long Beach.
-->'''Sphinx''': ''*shrugs*''
* The scene where Memphis and Kip Raines are running away from [[GangBangers a street gang]] out to kill them. Kip vaults a fence to land in a dog kennel and looks up in horror at the name posted on the adjacent doghouse: [[OhCrap Beast]]. [[DeathbringerTheAdorable And then an adorable little puppy runs out from it and starts licking his face.]]
** Also from the same scene, we have this gem of a conversation:
-->'''Kip''': Why are people ''shooting'' at us?!
-->'''Memphis''': [[CasualDangerDialogue 'Cause I blew up their car.]]
* While out on the night of the big boost, a very agitated thug with a gun tries to hold up and jack Donny's current ride... Donny's less than amused and takes action in the most hilariously off-tone way.
-->'''Thug:''' GET OUT OF THE CAR, BITCH! I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!\\
'''Donny:''' YouveGottaBeKiddingMe.\\
'''Thug:'''I WILL SHOOT YOU DAMMIT!\\
'''Donny:''' [''Opens his door, slamming it into the thug and knocking him to the ground'']\\
'''Freb:''' Damn!\\
'''Donny:''' You lazy, half-assed, bully! [''kicks the thug in the face'']\\
'''Donny:''' [''[[ChewingTheScenery loudly for the world to hear]]''] Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first things about stealing a car, [[LargeHam booooooooy]]!... YOU NEED A ROLE MODEL!