* This exchange:
-->'''Judas:''' Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores.
-->'''Jerry:''' [[{{Squick}} Blech!]]
-->'''Judas:''' Sorry.
* This exchange:
-->'''Judas:''' Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there are about a hundred million little tiny angels about 'yea' by 'yea', and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in a...
-->'''Jesus:''' No, no.
-->'''Judas:''' That's ''not'' what the Good Master is telling us.
* This line has become sort of a MemeticMutation:
-->'''Jesus:''' Did I ever tell you I used to read feet?
-->'''Jeffrey:''' You used to... what?
-->'''Jesus:''' Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! ''(lifts Jeffrey's foot)'' Ah hah! It says "Rejoice."
-->'''Jeffrey:''' ''(looking for himself, disappointed)'' It says "Keds."
** Another popular option is for whoever is playing Jeffrey to say "no, it says ''Reebok''".
* I've only seen the show once, so if anyone knows the lines, please feel free to add them. After Jesus said the "give them your coat too" line, somebody responds with a monologue about "What kind of coat is it?" then lists a bunch of things like "Does it zip?...Does it have a pocket in the front?" then, "Is it a hoodie? Because you should only wear a hoodie when it's [lists a bunch of unlikely circumstances like on the third day of the third month every nine years... when it's somebody's birthday in Alaska.])" When another cast member comments that her process is complicated, she responds by saying something about Simplicity.