* The weird lightning that appeared out of nowhere just to make Bela Lugosi look [[{{Narm}} scary]].
* Glen's extended nightmare sequence, which gradually becomes just a series of women posing scandalously clad before deteriorating into a rape scene.
** Only to turn back into a surreal nightmare as if nothing happened.
* "Pull the string! PULL THE STRING!"
* "[[VampireVords Bevare!]] Bevare! Bevare of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!"