* "Peppermint dick! Peppermint ''clit''!"
* "I'm a fucking ''shrub'', alright?!"
* This exchange:
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(grabbing a pen and holding it to her neck)'' Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta!
--> '''Valerie:''' Lisa. Your aorta is in your chest.
--> '''Lisa:''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' ...Good to know.
* Cynthia's ''laugh''. It's...kind of infectious.
* "...Nuts?"
* An example from the book: The discovery that Lisa has covered ''everything'' in the TV room - including some of the catatonic patients - in toilet paper.
* "Some advice, okay? Just don't point your ''fucking finger'' at crazy people!"
*
--> '''Cynthia:''' [[ShoutOut Hey, John, call me a cab.]]
--> '''John:''' [[Film/SingingInTheRain Okay, you're a cab.]]
* After Susanna's diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder is revealed to her and her parents:
--> '''Susanna:''' ''(looking in her parents' direction)'' Is it genetic?
--> '''Susanna's father:''' ''(irate)'' Oh, Christ!
* Much of Whoopi Goldberg's presence, including her awesomely huge [[TheSixties '60s]] fro.
-->'''Susanna:''' Has anyone ever watched you shave your legs?
-->'''Valerie:''' I got two kids and one bathroom, what do you think?
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