!First Journey:
[[folder:Volume 1: Agatha Heterodyne and the Beetleburg Clank]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20021220 The filing system.]]
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030312 Oh, help.]] [[DeadpanSnarker I-hav-been-ceptured-by-a-clenk.]] [[CasualDangerDialog Help. Help.]]"
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030430 Leedle recoil problem dere, sir!]]"


[[folder:Volume 2: Agatha Heterodyne and the Airship City]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030623 The falling machine.]]
* Agatha's reaction to [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031119 Barry first]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031121 giving her the locket]] just sums up the worldview these people have so well. Keep in mind Agatha was five at the time...
-->'''Barry:''' Now, Agatha -- this is ''important''. You must ''always'' wear this.\\
'''Agatha:''' But ''why?''\\
'''Barry:''' Because... because as long as you do, your parents can...''protect you''.\\
'''Agatha:''' Really?\\
'''Barry:''' Really.\\
'''Agatha:''' But ''how'' can they protect me if they're not ''here?'' That's ''illogical''.\\
'''Barry:''' Um, it's...''science''.\\
'''Agatha:''' ''Ah'', you mean you'll explain it to me once I have a sufficiently advanced background education.\\
'''Barry:''' Er... ''yes''.
** Doubles as a tear-jerker if you know what the locket does to protect her:
---> '''Agatha:''' Uncle Barry--are you ''crying?''
* Othar's reaction [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031020 here]].
-->'''Othar:''' No one ever takes ''me'' to parties.\\
'''Gorb''': Hokay, ve haff our own. You ken be de pinata!
** Prior to that, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031017#.WaDZI2hLdxn Gorb's partner berates him for thinking of]] [[KillThemAll killing Agatha]] [[SheKNowsTooMuch for being a witness]] of Othar's imprisonment. The clincher is Gorb is more concerned that he'll lose his hat as a result.


[[folder:Volume 3: Agatha Heterodyne and the Monster Engine]]

* Bang, right from the moment she [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040121 "introduces" herself.]]
-->'''[=DuPree=]:''' ''Ta-daa! I'' am ''here!''
* Even better, her EstablishingCharacterMoment on the next page makes sure that even the slowest reader knows what kind of person she is.
--> '''[=DuPree=]:''' Ooooh, he asked ''me'' to ''help''! A wise choice! ''Nobody'' knows more about torture than ''me''!\\
'''Baron:''' I ''believe'' he expected you to ''rescue'' him.\\
'''[=DuPree=]:''' What- Is he ''stupid''?\\
'''Baron:''' A bit.
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040714 FOUL!]]''"
** "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040927 FOUL!]]''"


[[folder:Volume 4: Agatha Heterodyne and the Circus Of Dreams]]

* Lucrezia's facial expression [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20041208 in the last panel here]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050328 This strip]], if you're familiar with Baba Yaga and Russian fairy tales.
--> '''Agatha:''' Why do you even bother keeping this running?\\
'''Circus Member''': We need the eggs.
* Everything about [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050420 this]] page.
** "Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie! Horse! Pie!"
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050620 Sorry]] -- vos ve supposed to ''catch'' him?"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050725 Augie desperately trying to convince]] Da Boyz that he's okay and doesn't need [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan help calming down]].
-->'''Abner:''' How are ''you,'' Augie?\\
'''Dimo:''' (leaning in real close, smiling) Hokay.


[[folder:Volume 5: Agatha Heterodyne and the Clockwork Princess]]

* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050810 'I hitt Mr Larz' (syned) a Brik.]]"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051109 Agatha sits down to dinner with the local royalty and inexplicably begins telling them everything about herself]] (including things she didn't even tell the carnival-folk she's been traveling with), then falls face-down into her torte. Turns out she's been slipped truth-serum in her wine. As she's being dragged off, she tells the prince she thinks he's cute.


[[folder:Volume 6: Agatha Heterodyne and the Golden Trilobite]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060315 This gem.]]
-->'''Bang:''' Heya, Klaus! Ready to go slaughter a whole buncha people?
-->'''Klaus:''' If it becomes necessary.
* [[GenreSavvy A special mention for the men]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060414 carrying Anevka's squishy bits.]]
-->'''Oggie''': Who vants to be my friend?!\\
'''Geisterdamen''': ''[draw swords, hissing]''\\
'''Henchmen:''' ''[immediately raise their hands]''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060501 That's a messed-up ecosystem, man.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060726 The storyteller's]] [[Music/TheBeatles oubliette song.]] And the entire rest of the scene:
** His explanation of why he's in prison.
---> '''Maxim:''' [[WhatAreYouInFor Vot hyu in for]]?\\
'''Phil:''' Bad storytelling.\\
'''Maxim:''' Ho! How hyu do ''dot''?\\
'''Phil:''' You put the ''prince'' in your story.
** The end of the scene:
--->'''Phil:''' [[TemptingFate Whelp-The day can't get any]] ''[[TemptingFate weirder]]''.\\
* The scene of [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20061016 Lars finding out Agatha's actually a Heterodyne]]. Especially the last panel.
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070119 return]] of the calming pie:
-->'''Agatha''': ... still calm.\\
'''Chef Taki''': Yay, me!\\
'''Klaus''': ''There'' you are! ''DIE!''\\
'''Agatha''': Astonishingly, still calm.


[[folder:Volume 7: Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle]]

* "[Airman Higgs] dragged your father and Dupree ashore, where he encountered a ''nesting goose''--[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070409 which broke his]] ''other'' arm."
** And such dangers from a large bird protecting its young are TruthInTelevision!
* Zeetha and Agatha have a good discussion on the merits of training during an [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070502 arduous trek to Castle Heterodyne]]:
--> '''Zeetha''': Hmf. Somebody's been neglecting her [[TrainingFromHell training]].\\
'''Agatha''': ...I so don't care.\\
''[next panel, with Agatha in an all-out sprint up the mountain and stars of pain emanating from her backside]''\\
'''Agatha''': I CARE! I CARE!
* [[CaffeineBulletTime Agatha's reaction]] to her [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070525 first cup of coffee]]. And when she starts to slowly [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070530 get down again]]...
-->'''Agatha:''' Say, can I have another cup of coffee?\\
'''Von Mekkans:''' ''NO!''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070613 Coffee shop report scene]]
-->'''Vole:''' Dere haff been ''three explosions'' so far, sir.\\
'''Gil:''' ''[happily]'' Agatha!
* The Spark Roast coffee sequence, complete with Von Mekkan's "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070625 PERFECT SAUCER!]]''" and "Vid a Nize Kick!".
* "'''''Now''' I vill not just keel '''HYU''' - Now I keel EFFERYVUN!'' ....[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070629 Hey]]....Dot is verra gud coffee."
* While laid up in the hospital, Klaus tells Gil that [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070709 every woman with the Spark he's ever met has tried to kill him.]]
--> '''Gil:''' Father... maybe it's ''you.''\\
''[{{Beat}} Klaus thinks about it]''\\\\
'''Klaus:''' ''completely honestly'' ...No... no, I don't ''think'' so...
* Dupree has her broken [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070716 jaw]] wired [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070718 shut]].
-->'''Klaus''' ''(having a boyish smile of glee):'' Good Heavens. I wouldn't miss this for the world!
** The novelization takes it up a notch; [[spoiler:Her jaw's not broken, Gil and Dr. Sun just decided to shut her up for a while]]. Klaus actually begins to laugh, but due to his injuries, he nearly literally busts a gut.
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071102 second]] coffee shop report scene.
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071107 Jenka, vy for iz Füst runnink away?]]"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071116 "Invade In Front"]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071217 Jenka and da Boyz help Gil with the 'Mysterious Disappearance After the Battle' ending.]]
-->'''Jenka:''' Iz dis de first time hy faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna ''vork?''\\
'''Gil:''' Well, ''yes...''\\
'''Jenka:''' ''Vell'' den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed up and ''dead!'' Next time, hyu von't even ''blink!''\\
'''Gil:''' Next... I ''really'' think I have to lie down now.


[[folder:Volume 8: Agatha Heterodyne and the Chapel of Bones]]

* Agatha's "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080213 alibi]]" for why she was sent to Castle Heterodyne.
-->'''Sanaa:''' ''Really?'' Oh, man, we ''need'' a good cook! Guy doing it now's a ''mechanic'' - and he's a ''complete idiot''. I'd rather eat his ''engines''. ... So - what did you ''do'' to wind up ''here'', anyway?\\
'''Agatha:''' Poisoned thirty-seven people -- who ''complained'' about my ''cooking''.
* After utterly [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080307 kicking the crap out of Vole]], Gilgamesh responds to Dimo's appreciation of his methodology.
-->'''Gilgamesh''': My father once wrote a monograph on how to communicate in the workplace.\\
'''Dimo''': ...iz dat so?\\
'''Gilgamesh''': All seven Popes ordered it '''burned'''.
** ''Literature/AgathaHAndTheVoiceOfTheCastle'' gives a name to the monograph. It's "''Don't Make Me Come Over There''". Explains a lot.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080310 Da Boyz on relationships]]
-->'''Maxim:''' Excellent! Hy vill teach him how to impress de gorlz!\\
'''Oggie:''' Hy vill teach him about de birds ud de veasles!\\
'''Dimo:''' ''[whispering]'' Und Hy vill teach him how to ''avoid those two''.\\
'''Jenka:''' Ah. ''Den'' he might have a chence.
** Even funnier since Oggie is the only one of the group that actually had been successful with women, if his great-great-grandchildren are any indicator.
* Gil's [[NiceHat Fabulous Hat]]: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080514 "Hey- NIZE HAT!"]] "''That's'' it. Everything's going to go boom."
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080523 Klaus goes for a stroll]]. The real kicker is Klaus's [[DefensiveWhat Indignant "What?"]], as if he's genuinely got no idea why Sun's getting so upset.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080618 "HYU KNIFE, BRODDER!" "RIGHT HERE, BRODDER!"]]
* ''Technically'' they're called [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080901 "fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers."]]
* "Here's your boot, ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080924 your majesty.]]''"
* Gil and his friends from Castle Wulfenbach have just demonstrated why Sparks under the influence of their own alcoholic creations are up there among the most hilarious things ever: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081008 "We forgot the crowd!"]]
* You know that trick with laser pointers and cats? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080922 So does Agatha]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081105 And when they return with a crowd]] (one which, admittedly, [[YourCostumeNeedsWork thinks Gil is a traveling circus performer]]):
-->'''Theo:''' Gil, you're making me nervous.\\
'''Gil:''' How can that ''be?'' A jolly entertainer like myself? A spreader of ''mirth?''\\
'''Theo:''' At least stop ''smiling.'' It's ''creepy.''\\
'''Gil:''' But everyone is having such a ''good time!''\\
'''Theo:''' If you look like a demented idiot, no-one will take you ''seriously.''\\
'''Gil:''' But no-one does that ''now!''
* And then he actually talks to the guards...
-->'''Gil:''' Hi! I'm Gilgamesh Wulfenbach! Can I please go into the castle?!\\
'''Guard:''' NO.\\
'''Gil:''' There, everyone! You ''heard'' me! I asked ''nice''!\\
'''Guard:''' Wait--You're who?\\
* Agatha is [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081107 not pleased about how Gil's knocking on her door]].
-->'''Agatha:''' Hey, you kids! STOP HITTING MY HOUSE!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081110 TA-DAH]]!
* Next strip: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081112 it looks like Mechanicsburg wholeheartedly ships Agatha/Gil.]] Complete with UnwantedAssistance to Gil, though naturally Zeetha is having way too much fun to stop.
-->'''Gil:''' Don't ''help'' me!
** Moloch's only take-away from Gil's actions. "But where'd he get that ''great'' hat?"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090311 This one.]]
--> '''Moloch''': ''He'll learn''. 'specially since, when she ''punches'', she puts her ''hips'' [[MegatonPunch into it]].
* Or where Violetta argues that Agatha wouldn't possibly want two boyfriends.
--> '''Violetta:''' Oh please! A boyfriend is an ''accessory''. You don't go around wearing two ''hats''.\\
'''Moloch:''' Oh yeah? I saw this Jäger...
** Agatha responding to [[{{Shipping}} speculation]]: "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?! ARE YOU TWELVE?!"
** Violetta asking hesitantly, "Can I have a pretty dress too?"
* Hole in the wall? Been done. Hole in the wall and the turret behind it? Much better. Hole in the wall, the turret, and a faraway ''mountain''? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090306 Inspired.]]


[[folder:Volume 9: Agatha Heterodyne and the Heirs of the Storm]]

* [[AxCrazy The castle's rather...]] ''[[InLoveWithYourCarnage unique]]'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090415 interpretation of human romance]].
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090706 I love Christmas!]]"
-->'''Mittlemind:''' Oh, please! What do you all take me for? I'm ''obviously'' not talking about the control group!
* ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090717 Again?]]''
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090720 last three panels of this strip]] pretty much sum up the entire mentality behind the comic.
* The one thing that can make even supergenius adventure heroes back off? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090729 A really ugly spider the size of a human head.]]
-->'''Agatha:''' Well, we've got to do ''something.''\\
'''Gil:''' Yeah, this is just embarrassing ''everybody''.
** The fact that the spider has a knife and fork. And the [[AllThereInTheManual explanation for why it has a knife and fork]]. Because it will paralyse and eat people, but it does so ''with impeccable table-manners''.
** [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Nyar! ]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090805 That smug condescending snake Tarvek]]. "You ''know'' him?"
* Tarvek turning green [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090812 with a delirious, but appropriate]] comment.
-->'''Gil:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And of course, I'd hate for it to be boring...]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090819 This]] strip.
-->'''Agatha''': And then the cascade effect that usually ''kills everyone and sets the lab on fire probably'' won't even have a chance to ''begin!'' This has a small, but fascinating chance of ''actually working! Let's do it!''\\
'''Gil''': This'll be ''great!'' I can get killing him out of my system ''and'' give him a hard time about it ''later!''
** Especially the end line: "No, No! It's going to be all right! We're just going to ''kill'' you and then you'll be ''fine!!''"
---> '''Tarvek:''' That's ''brilliant!''
* Pointing out to an insane A.I. that it's being illogical [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091116 only encourages it]].
* Gil and Tarvek's [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091202 sequence of throwing each other out of the way]].


[[folder:Volume 10: Agatha Heterodyne and the Guardian Muse]]

* The doctor taking care of Klaus, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091223 right here]].
* Moloch, from Vol.7 and up. Highly GenreSavvy and also the only non-spark (and thereby the least insane one) of the main cast; always the one to come up with practical solutions to the problems at hand; [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100305 which drives the sparks mad]].
* ...''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100426 most]]'' likely.
* Moloch and [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 the]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100503 bucket]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100602 "...Then one day, while sacking a castle, I was ravished by a wild princess..."]]
** In the same arc Maxim tries to steal Old Man Death's hat. He fails twice but succeeds the third time by ''outwitting'' him. Who saw that coming?
** Even funnier since Dimo later says that intelligence is something frowned upon among monsters. Maxim would never tell a single soul he actually was a "schmot guy".
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100609 Zeuxippe, granddaughter of Old Man Death]]. Maxim hits on her after she hits him, and offers [[InnocentInnuendo a ride...]]
-->'''Maxim:''' On my ''horze!'' Iz a ''nize horze!''
** Just the fact that Jägers apparently also ''have an actual rulebook'' about fighting Old Man Death. Including ruling about what to consider Zeuxippe in regards to the fight.
---> '''Maxim''': She is categorized as course hazard! Like in dot krezy game vere dey hit stuff mit sticks!\\
'''Old Man Death''': ...Piñata Jousting Polo?\\
'''Maxim''': Dot's de vun!
** After all of it, Maxim manages to walk away not only with a new hat, but Zeuzippe's number.
* When Agatha's mini-clanks have a new spark-clank master, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100809 the other sparks nearby start worrying]]. "They are building! Designing! Spitting in the face of the creator! Warping science!" "...so..." "They're taking our jobs!"
** "We are doomed." "DOOOOOMED." "DOOOOOMED!"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100816 Violetta playing a chaperone]] (Made even funnier if you recall the title of [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040206 one of Gil's favorite books]]):
-->'''Violetta:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Whose adolescent slave-girl fantasies are we]] ''[[LampshadeHanging indulging]]'' [[LampshadeHanging here, anyway?]]


[[folder:Volume 11: Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101101 CHOPHEAD TINYBITS!]] [[AntiClimax *spak!*]] ...nom?
* How is Zola still moving? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110103 This is how.]]
-->'''Zola:''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery HATE!]]''''' [[ThePowerOfHate Hate]] and [[PsychoSerum drugs!]] [[ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil Lovely]], [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity lovely]] drugs!
** Paging Creator/WarrenEllis, Mr. [[ComicBook/{{Nextwave}} Ellis]] to the red courtesy phone.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101124 How they find the nervous system connections in the library.]]
-->'''Tarvek:''' Oh, ''great.'' So all ''we'' have to do is figure out where an evil insane genius would put a ''secret room''.\\
'''Agatha:''' True. Well, let's try to think like a diabolical, paranoid, amoral megalomaniac. ...where would ''you'' put it?\\
'''Tarvek:''' Oh. Well, ''here.'' But--\\
[''[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike SHOONK]]'']\\
'''Agatha:''' Ha! ''Perfect!'' Thanks, Tarvek!\\
'''Tarvek:''' Now just a ''minute!''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 This.]]
-->'''Gil:''' You're ''up to something''.\\
'''Tarvek:''' What makes you think I'm--\\
'''Gil:''' You're ''breathing''.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110216 This page.]]
-->'''Castle:''' You are now nearing what I believe to be a '''major problem area.'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' Um- You think?\\
'''Gil:''' Wait. This is '''Castle Heterodyne.''' Maybe it's '''supposed''' to be on fire.\\
''' Castle:''' '''FIRE?! AAHHH!! PUT IT OUT! SAVE MEEEE!'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' ...apparently '''not.'''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110223 Lucrezia is very]] GenreSavvy.
-->'''Zola!Lucrezia:''' But ''he's'' [Barry Heterodyne] been missing for ''years.'' [[TemptingFate He's no threat]]--\\
''[[[OhCrap both Lucrezias freeze and look around in terror]]]''\\
'''Anevka!Lucrezia:''' Do you ''want'' [[SpeakOfTheDevil him to show up?!]]\\
'''Zola!Lucrezia:''' Ooh. So sorry, dear. I can't ''think'' of what came over me!
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110304 FOUL!]]''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110307 "Well, there's always the torture room."]]
** The man who, on the whole, is absolutely unfazed at the prospect of being beaten and tortured copiously has one thing he cannot stand: being forced to stand around in a waiting room that is out of waiting numbers and has inappropriate music.
** Bit of FridgeLogic, every other room is called a Happy Fun Room. Except this one. The Old Heterodynes couldn't stand it either!
* Dimo admits he was listening at the door "like a grett beeg sneeky pents". [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110314 And the reaction?]]
-->'''General Zog:''' ''Dimo!'' Hy am ''shocked'' at dis behavior!\\
'''Boris Dolokhov:''' Still, it ''was'' rather clever of him...\\
'''Zog:''' Hy ''said'' hy vos ''shocked''!
* General Khrizhan's idea for [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110318 getting the Other out of Agatha's head]]. He knows how pipple vork!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110404 Vanamonde being led home by an assistant.]]
* Tarvek is constantly having to put up with Violetta's ''painful'' remonstrations whenever she's angry with him, and because she's so much more physically powerful, he has to put up with it. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110422 Until he changes the rules.]]
* Remember the fire? It '''was''' on [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110420 purpose]]. The Castle just forgot.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110427 Regarding who has been playing the fool around whom]], and who wasn't ''playing'' [[LoveMakesYouDumb the fool]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?&date=20110518 "...yes?"]]
** "Yes, please." "Shot op, hyu."
* "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110615 Hmf]]. Well, if we threw in every minion we have, we might take out ''one'' of them." "That's a terrible plan!" "Thank you, sir!" "There's another twenty of them! We don't have enough minions!" "Er...."
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110620 Excuse]]'' me? Those are ''my'' Fun-Sized Mobile Agony And Death Dispensers. They're works of ''art!''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110725 "Vot der]] ''dumboozle?''"
-->'''Tarvek''': Give it up you elephantine kitchen goblin!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110815 Vole's expression]] when he finds out Gil's plans for him. Plus the pure audacity of Gil's plans.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111012 The hat RETURNS!]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111024 "We're....We're going to have to break out those little iron cages for their children, aren't we?" "Uh-huh."]]
* Baron Oublenmach is utterly convinced that the act of ringing the [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom Bell]] will open the Heterodyne treasure vault, so that he can loot it. Unfortunately, as he actually gets to the top of the bell tower, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111031 he begins to realize that he may have not thought this through.]] The [[{{MobileMaze}} Castle]] [[{{AxeCrazy}} Heterodyne's]] [[{{Squee}} reaction]] is the best part, though von Mekkan's utter GenreBlindness compares.
-->'''Vanamonde von Mekkan''': ...I mean, when all's said and done, [[TemptingFate it's just a bell, right?]]\\
'''Castle Heterodyne''': I love this part.
** On the following [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111104 elegant and finely crafted two-page spread]]: Everyone is vibrating in their boots from the bell's chime, ''except Agatha''.
*** Jagers seem to enjoy this.
*** [[spoiler: As does Gil. Hmmmm...]]


[[folder:Volume 12: Agatha Heterodyne and the Siege of Mechanicsburg]]

* All misunderstandings over Mamma Gkika's, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111121 even when standing right before it]].
-->'''Sleipnir''': ...in a beer hall.\\
'''Gil''': It's not just a beer hall!\\
'''Sleipnir''': ''[seeing [[{{Stripperiffic}} a barmaid]]]'' It'd ''better be'' just a beer hall!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111123 The coffee mug Mamma Gkika is holding]]: "I like my coffee like I like my women - '''''MEAN!'''''"
* Agatha is worried she won't be a good ruler. Her seneschal assures her that she's got fifty generations of [[BadBoss lowered expectations]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111130 working for her]].
-->'''Councillor 1:''' Two minutes, and she hasn't killed ''anyone!''\\
'''Councillor 2:''' A new ''record!''
* Othar is a fountain of these.
-->'''Boris:''' You found him?\\
'''Othar:''' But of course! Allow me to present Gilgamesh Wulfenbach--\\
'''Othar:''' --[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111219 master of disguise!]]
** [[spoiler:Tarvek]]'s expression just puts icing on the cake.
* Franz, the dragon guardian of the Heterodynes' vault. His grumpy attitude makes him a walking laugh dispenser. First in his initial appearance in the cellars, then when he rewards Baron Oublenmach (Oublenmach is priceless here too), and then when he smashes a huge war-clank with the treasure bag. "'''Hey!''' I ''said'' '''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120104 rejoice]]'''!"
* Check out the [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120109 third]] panel. Agatha now has a new sonic pitchfork thing...the shape of which does not exist!
* ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120113 Foom!]]''
-->'''Gil:''' ''[after punching [[OnlySaneMan the only guard the hat didn't convince]] in the face]'' When this is all settled, ''you'' get a promotion.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120116 "I heard there was a HAT!"]]
** Poor Gil reaching the end of his rope, re: Hats. "Who else could '''ever''' wear so '''majestic and commanding a hat?'''"
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120210 background event]] to hearing Klaus' story repeated. Apparently ''Tarvek'' is the only one who can actually like [[TakeThatMe Foglio's storytelling]].
* A small one, but when the 2/20/12 comic was first put up, it used "Hanger" instead of "Hangar". Whoops. The goof has since been corrected.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120222 Bang "reuniting" with Tarvek,]] who had quite a storied run-in with her years ago. Even better, Tarvek wants her shot, but Gil elegantly ignores those requests while [=DuPree=] has fun hugging the ginger.
-->'''Bang:''' (''with glee'') It's Prince "How Dare You"!!
* [=DuPree=] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage finds out]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120224 what Vole likes best]].
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120229 Gil's new and improved (and untested) falling machine.]]
-->'''Gil:''' I assure you, even if it doesn't "fly," exactly, it should reach the ground in one piece ''long'' before it explodes.
* Gil's theatrics when dealing with [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120305 Tarvek and Othar]], as he shoves Tarvek in the falling machine 2.0, baits Othar into it, and sends them plummeting to Agatha's aid.
-->'''Gil''': We must flee- for it is none other than '''Othar Tryggvassen, ''GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!''''' Vanquisher of eeeevil!\\
'''Othar''': Hey now! ''You'' make it sound absurd!\\
'''Gil''': We will make a '''daring escape''' in my '''amazing flying machine'''!\\
'''Tarvek''': Not the flying machine! '''[[AnythingButThat Not the flying machine]]'''!
** Even better: the main reason why he puts Othar into it is because that increases the chance of Tarvek surviving the fall drastically. Of course Gil asks in exchange that Tarvek later explains ''how'' Othar survives falls in the first place.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120326 "Special trousers. Very heroic."]]
* Sanaa was quite embarrassed over Moloch's [[EveryoneCanSeeIt obvious crush on her]], as well as what a spaz he was about it.
-->'''Sanaa:''' He's so ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080220 ridiculously useless]]''.\\
'''Mezzasalma:''' You... you're talking about Herr ''[[OnlySaneMan Von Zinzer?!]]''\\
''[[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120402 Cue Moloch taking charge of the situation completely]], leaving Sanaa with a JawDrop]''\\
'''Mezzasalma:''' Hmm, yes... I can see how that must be ''[[SarcasmMode very embarrassing]]'' for you.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120413 "A charming pair of]] '''[[MuggingTheMonster INNOCENT HOSTAGES!"]]'''
** "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120416 This should be the last of them.]] Oh, and there's a young lady who wants to know if you're accepting grad students."
* The Jager General [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120528 utilizing a healthy heaping of]] LoopholeAbuse to win the fighting contest.
-->'''General:''' ''Hmf''. Iz still cheating, but in der GOOT way.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120611 "Of course I'm distraught! They hurt my weasels!"]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120613 Meet Tarvek's new fan club.]] EEEEEEE!
* Jägers' [[LoveAtFirstPunch sense of the romantic]] strikes [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120625 again]]. "Zo -- beeg date?"
* That entire mini-arc is gold, really, from "What ''now''?! [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120627 More Jagers? Orphans?]] ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jager Orphans?]]''" to his dismay at the Hive Queen [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120702 pursuing him amongst a crowd]].
-->'''Tarvek''': Oh come on! ''What's wrong with this monster''? Some of these people look delicious!
* Tarvek has been assuming himself somewhat disposable for a little while now. Since no one bothered to tell ''Agatha'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120711 this page]] happens.
-->'''Agatha:''' What are we supposed to do if you go and get yourself '''killed?!'''\\
'''Tarvek:''' Agatha! I...I...um...what...whatever you want?
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120716 FOUL!]]''"
* In the middle of a battle [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120718 von Mekkan is making book]] on the Agatha-Gil-Tarvek LoveTriangle. The best bit is the random Jaegar who places fifty on himself.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120730 Von Zinzer talks about his crush on Sanaa]] [[ObliviousToLove with Snaug.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120917 Battering]] [[VisualPun Ram]]. Oh, Phil...
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121112 Von Zinzer's Genre Savviness does not help him this time...]].
-->'''Agatha''': You think he'd learn.\\
'''Dimo''': Heh! De ''best'' minions ''[[GenreBlind neffer do]]''!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121121 Othar takes apart a clank to find a part:]]
-->'''Othar:''' It needs one of those... ah, one of those... oh, how embarrassing. It's gone completely out of my head. Hold on. ''[SMASH! RRRIP! BASH! [[UnsoundEffect Rummage Rummage]]]'' You know, one of these!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121126 Agatha's newly modified lightning stick/death ray accidentally blows up the tower they fought their way across town to get to.]] But that's not the funny part. The ''funny'' part is Von Zinzer's comment:
-->'''Von Zinzer:''' ...How is it ''possible'' that this could surprise ''any'' of you people?


[[folder:Volume 13: Agatha Heterodyne and the Sleeping City]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121221 Von Zinzer helps Von Mekkhan realize that they are really screwed up.]]
* The castle asking [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130123 for a honest opinion about its defense mechanisms.]]
-->'''Castle:''' Now be honest - ''I'' thought I was a bit ''slow'' just now. Would you say you: A) agree B) ''dis''agree or, C) think there's simply no fun in ''squashing'' them if they can't even ''see it coming''?
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130306 Father and son prove an entertaining duo.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130313 Higgs comes to a]] [[OhCrap realisation...]]
* Agatha becomes GenreSavvy.
-->'''Agatha:''' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130710 I am NOT your creator! You were NOT created to serve me! And I do NOT expect you to obey my orders OR crush my enemies!]]
** You can see the monster is quite miffed at being robbed of his fun.
** And [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130805 then]] the monster's GenreBlind creator comes in....
*** And the monster looks to Agatha for confirmation! Not only does the monster have a questioning expression on, as if to ask "Is he serious?", but Agatha actually ''responds'' with another shrug.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130807 Tweedle is trying to caution his sister of Agatha's competence]]:
--> '''Martellus:''' You have ''no idea'' what this girl is capable of!\\
'''Xerxsephnia:''' So tell me. I do love a good [[TwoFistedTales Heterodyne story]]. But [[ThisIsReality this is real life]]. It's not as if she's in her own lab- or even her own ''town''. She's ''kilometers'' from Mechanicsburg, inside ''our'' fortress, in the ''dead of winter''. [[TemptingFate What can she do?]] ...[[RightBehindMe And why do you have that idiotic look on your face?]]
* The [[RuleOfFunny mere]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords concept]] of [[CueTheFlyingPigs Schweincopters!]]
* Sparkhunds chasing Agatha and co. Or more specifically, Krosp. "'''Cat!''' Cat! Cat! '''Cat! Cat!''' Cat! [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130823 Caaaat!]]"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130902 Agatha's swan sleigh]] pulls out a WaveMotionGun.
-->'''Ishtvan:''' Is...is that...\\
'''Tweedle:''' ''[face in his hands]'' Grandmother's old party sleigh. Yes.\\
'''Ishtvan:''' Could it ''always'' do that?\\
'''Tweedle:''' How should ''I'' know? Knowing my grandmother's [[NoodleIncident parties]], ''probably''.
* [[spoiler: Punch]] is no longer TheSpeechless! In fact.... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131016 it's actually kind of hard to make him shut up.]]
* Gil, after [[CurbstompBattle effortlessly beating the crap out of Martellus, stomping him in the face repeatedly, and then ordering him to be killed if he speaks again]], asks [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131108 Violetta why she's terrified of him.]]
** Ah, the very act of beating Martellus also counts. After making a surprised face, we get two panels of him stomping on the guy with a very rage-filled expression. And considering how much of an ass Martellus is, this random showcase of violence is very funny.
* Adam and Lilith are parents! [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131209 Their daughter is very strong and hates baby talk.]]


!!Second Journey:
[[folder:Volume 1: Agatha Heterodyne and The Beast of the Rail]]

* A good spark ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140326 always]]'' comes [[CrazyPrepared prepared]].
* As Gil is trying to find Agatha, he picks up one of the seven leads Dupree found... But this one leads to [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140404 a Jäger in a blonde wig.]] Complete with fake boobs.
-->'''Jäger:''' Hokay, sveethot! ''Here hy iz!'' Now ''dis'' iz de part vere hyu tells me dot hyu luffs me for my ''brains!''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140421 When Mr. Wooster tries to reassure the woman who had unwittingly sought shelter from Agatha Heterodyne ... beginning by explaining to Agatha exactly who said woman is.]]
-->'''Margarella Selnikov:''' How ... how do you know all ''that?''\\
'''Wooster:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder What exactly does the term "master spy"]] ''mean'' in this part of the world, anyway?\\
'''Krosp:''' [-hmm...-] "Sneaky gossip-monger"?\\
'''Wooster:''' [-That explains so much.-]
** Wooster is also terrified [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140514 when he finds out that Agatha likes Tarvek]] since he fears it means "Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is going to go on a rampage that will reduce everything Ardsley Wooster loves to a wet pile of used tea leaves!"
* The [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140616 last time an eldritch abomination]] came into the world. Robur Heterodyne thought they were angels coming to punish him for his sin (though he wasn't really sure which one). He had a crisis of faith and smashed the machine. Then he had pie. Crisis over.
-->'''Castle:''' In many ways, he was a refreshingly ''simple'' man.
* Also, last time, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140618 they had hats]]. Yes, in ''Girl Genius'', even the time-traveling {{Eldritch Abomination}}s make sure to pack a NiceHat.
* Krosp's [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140702 subterfuge.]]
-->'''Krosp''': This is your own map, showing all the current obstacles--\\
'''Brother Ulm''': ''HOW DID YOU GET THAT!?''\\
'''Krosp''': [[CutenessProximity I'm cute.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140804 Gil has succesfully removed Vole from the timefield,]] which has caused him to age two centuries in as many minutes. He calls Dupree, apologizing for what he did to the Jager she liked...
-->'''Bang:''' Oh, WOW! Gil! [[{{Squee}} Is it Christmas?]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage My birthday?!]]
* Even when gone, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140929 Agatha is able to]] [[LoveMakesYouStupid mess with Gil's head]].
** Only topped by the fact that the two men caught kissing tried to explain themselves in the most ridiculous way. "It's '''for science!'''"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141029 Martellus, minus coffee.]]
** When the coffee arrives, it's in a mug that says, "You don't have to be king to rule here--[[OhWait wait, yes you do!]]"
* When Martellus and the Corbettites join forces to combat an evil creature, Martellus is introduced to their general: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141121 their cook.]] Who proceeds to make Martellus look like a fool.
--> '''Abbot''': According to Brother Vadaxxus, after twenty years of running the kitchen that feeds our brethren, planning a battle is ''easy''.
* The Corbettites are getting desperate to defeat the monster. Agatha suggests using the secret, incredibly dangerous weapons they keep in their vaults. The monks protest, stating how they are merely to guard what is in those vaults...until they hear the ''kitchens'' have been destroyed.
--> '''Monks''': '''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141201 TO THE VAULTS!]]'''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141219 The inscription on Humongulus' chest]]: [[spoiler: DOST THOU EVEN LYFT?]]
* Martellus [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141222 tries to hit on Agatha]]. She [[GroinAttack hits back]].
** A short while later, Agatha says the unthinkable: "That was also very helpful. Thank you, Martellus." [-"I... I take a quiet joy in the approbation of my colleagues."-] "Wow. He's learning."


[[folder:Volume 2: Agatha Heterodyne and the City of Lightning]]

* Martellus' OhCrap face as [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150223 he realizes who the bears answer to now]]. Krosp's smug reaction is just icing on the cake.
--> '''König''': Say-is this human bothering you, Master?\\
'''Krosp''': Oh, no. I'm quite enjoying this.
* The monks adhere to their vows of sanctuary quite... ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150429 technically]]''.
-->'''Brother Vadaxxus:''' Oh! My goodness, Father Abbot, he just ''fell over!''\\
'''Abbot:''' Why, it was as though an ''invisible hand'' struck him down, brother!\\
'''Brother Vadaxxus:''' Perhaps it was one of those legendary Smoke Knights!\\
'''Abbot:''' Ah! How ''mysterious!''\\
'''Violetta:''' Yeah, we get that a ''lot''.
* [[spoiler:The Beast has been reduced to its core, unable to do anything but hurl insults at his captors and desperately trying to keep train!Ulm focused on driving.]]
* A poster [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150805 in the lab of a guy plotting to overthrow the Master of Paris]] reads: Today, Paris! Tomorrow, Paris. ''Don't get greedy.''
** Also that the guy thinks his ally kidnapped Agatha for a date instead of a hostage.
** The look on Agatha's face while bound and gagged isn't so much fear or anger as it is just annoyance. "Dammit, someone kidnapped me ''again?'' This is getting old."
* Overlapping with Moment of Awesome, Agatha's smile in the last panel [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150810 here]], as [[spoiler: a fragment of the Castle's personality that's essentially taken over every engine in Paris like a Trojan comes to life]].
--> '''Drusus:''' I say, what on earth is that?\\
'''Agatha:''' That's ''mine''!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150831 Agatha treating the mini-castle like an adorable pet.]]
-->'''Agatha''': Who is a ''clever'' little thing? Hmm?\\
'''Castle Clank''': Why, I believe it is I!\\
'''Agatha''': Oooh! Yes you are!
** Which is also a callback to the wolf pack that had hunted Agatha before where their pack leader asked them who a bloodthirsty monster was and they excitedly rejoiced when he revealed it was them.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150902 This comic,]] wherein Agatha uses the Castle Heterodyne fragment to force Professor Beausoleil (via his clank parts) to say whatever it wants him to. Her smug smile seals it.
-->'''Beausoleil:''' For example - have I mentioned that my clank bodies are officially not city systems? And thus, the Master will never suspect that I have been surreptitiously embezzling cheese from his private larders! Muahahahaha-ha!\\
''[Beausoleil looks suitably stunned and embarrassed]''\\
'''Agatha:''' Who's a very, ''very'' clever little thing who's learned so much?!\\
'''Castle Clank''': Would you like to hear him quack like a duck?\\
'''Agatha:''' Oh, my, could you?\\
'''Beausoleil:''' Miss Heterodyne! How QUACK dare you - I will AWK personally see to it Quack QUACK! Quack QUACK QUACK '''QUACK QUACK!'''


[[folder:Volume 3: Agatha Heterodyne and the Incorruptible Library]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20151216 While Jenka tells Agatha]] about the fact that she has to take the time stop off the town before the [[EldritchAbomination Entity Outside Time]] arrives (in two years), [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can see the wasp eater fighting with Fust in the background. The wasp eater wins.]]
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20151223 To defuse a situation]], Agatha needs something hammered into the ground, but has no tools handy. So she starts to ask Dimo to use his newly-equipped metal hand... only for him to use his ''face'' before she can clarify. Jenka gets in a nice DeadpanSnarker moment:
-->'''Jenka''': Dunno. Hiz ''head'' iz probably ''harder''.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160111 Zeetha's reaction]] to [[StatuesqueStunner Larana Chroma]] turning into an {{adorkable}} sputtering wreck when Hoffman, the object of her affection, speaks to her.
-->'''Larana''': ''EYURRGH!'' I did it ''again''! He actually ''noticed'' me and I--''ARGH''!\\
'''Zeetha''': ''Everybody'' in Paris can't be like this. I mean, I've seen ''kids''.
* A miniature copy of Castle Heterodyne held inside a dingbot treats going into a booby trapped set of crypts like a field trip to learn how to make its own better traps.
* Thanks to Gil's efforts, [[spoiler:Tarvek]] is saved from the time-field and [[spoiler:being fatally poisoned]]. And while Gil is expositing, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160314 he's distracted by other matters]].
-->'''[[spoiler:Tarvek:]]''' What are these ugly suits we're wearing?\\
'''Gil:''' What? [[BlatantLies It's the future.]] ''[[BlatantLies Everybody]]'' [[BlatantLies wears these.]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Tarvek:]]''' I knew it. It's the end times.
* Tying to the above, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160318 Bangladesh trying her damnedest to peek on their guest while he cleans himself up.]]
* Hoffmann's new helmet has an [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160518 X-ray setting]].
** ''"WHAT?"''
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160713 Tarvek's first reaction to finding out the people abducting him are the Incorruptible Library]]: having an OhCrap reaction and assuming it's because of an overdue book.
* One of the clerks working the underground lift hopes for a [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor barely dressed underworlder]]. Lucky him [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160907 gets his wish granted instantly.]]


[[folder:Volume 4]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160930 "Dun be ridiculous. Hyu gots VEY too much HETERODYNE HAM for doze pants."]]
* The disposal of the array is [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161026 quite conveniently timed.]]
--> '''Dimo:''' Erm... Dit hyu ''plan'' dot?\\
'''Agatha:''' Plan what?
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161104 Working under pressure]].
--> '''Dimo:''' Um... und hyu might vant to ''speed dot up'' a leedle.\\
'''Agatha:''' ''(annoyed)'' You know, I only make this ''LOOK'' easy.
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161205 Agatha's continuing clothes problems]], mid-running battle. "[[TemptingFate It's not like I'm going to battle a horde of socialites on the way!]]" "There she is!" "GET HER!"
-->'''Zeetha:''' Wow. You ''can'' find ''anything'' in Paris!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161216 The Paris Ball]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161219 is just]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20161221 filled with]] people dressed in costume [[ShoutOut Shout Outs]]. A small list includes [[Anime/YuGiOh Yugi]], [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Loki]], [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine Chief Blue Meanie]], [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} Hellboy]], [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Medusa]], [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Flame Princess]], [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans the Skeleton]], and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
** The Sephiroth guest is accompanied by a little gremlin that clings to his ankles singing an infamously [[{{Mondegreen}} warped]] version of a certain iconic theme song:
--->''...bells, frogs, big cherries, Literature/PeterPan, magic cheese...''
** During the ball, there's a small BrickJoke built on top of a NoodleIncident:
--->'''Colette:''' Please tell me you're not having those ''jugglers'' again.\\
'''Seffie:''' I ''told'' you, they just showed up. ''We'' didn't actually ''hire'' them.
** Next page, after Martellus' entrance as Storm King gets preempted by the arrival of the Queen of the Dawn's airship:
--->'''Aide:''' Your Majesty, the ''jugglers''...\\
'''Martellus:''' Oh... Uh... Cancel the jugglers.
* An example of BilingualBonus: [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20170125 Colette's code]] to access the city systems is "''un deux trois Mon chat est bleu''." That's French for "one two three my cat is blue."
* Martellus' previous time in Paris [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20170210 left him a little traumatised.]]
* There's a zombie [[spoiler: Storm King]] running amok in Paris that everyone has trouble to even slow down. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20170324 But Da Boyz have an idea:]]
--> '''Deemo:''' Hyu vants to make dis guy ''schtupid'' mad? Hyu shows him someting he ''really hates''!\\
'''Oggie:''' Hey! Dot's ''us''!\\
'''Maxim:''' Yah! Dibs on his ''[[NiceHat hat]]''!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20170609 Tarvek is tasked with putting the castle into Paris' systems]] while Agatha is ''busy'':
--> '''Tarvek:''' But I wish Agatha were here. ''She'' knows how to make you jump... Where is she?
--> '''Castle:''' She is using a Child Catcher to battle the Storm King. The ''train'' is driving. I am...[[BlatantLies sure they're fine]].
--> '''Child Catcher:''' ''AAAALL ABOOOAARD!''
--> '''People:''' ''AAAAAAHHHH!''
* The ClothingDamage sustained by Colette while [[spoiler:taking control over Paris and avenging her father]] results in her making a very important announcement while completely naked and either not noticing or not caring due to her current state of mind. The announcement gets interrupted by [[spoiler:Tarvek]] pulling a PleasePutSomeClothesOn moment on her.
-->'''Colette:''' As of now--''I am Paris''. I will... ''(distracted by [[spoiler:Tarvek]])'' What are you ''doing?''\\
[[spoiler:'''Tarvek:''']] "Paris" needs pants!
* We see a [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20170719 dramatic conversation between Colette and Agatha]]. We also see a FunnyBackgroundEvent of Oggie trying to get [[NiceHat a new hat]]. It becomes even funnier since it was a even less obvious FunnyBackgroundEvent on the page before.

[[folder:Side Stories]]

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070917 Agatha demonstrating a point to Krosp]] during "Revenge of the Weasel Queen" re: animal-based constructs and their instincts:
-->'''Agatha:''' Are you, as a cat, prepared to accept certain intellectual precepts?\\
'''Krosp:''' Such as?\\
'''Agatha:''' Such as, if you stand here talking... THIS STRING IS GOING TO ESCAPE!
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070924 Jorf mentions the village sending for Othar Tryggvassen.]]
-->'''Krosp:''' [[PhraseCatcher Gentleman Adven]]--''[[GotMeDoingIt what am I doing!?]]''
* Ferretina and the Fashion Clank ''skipping off into the sunset'' - (or wheeling, rather, in the Clank's case) - ''amidst a pink background of flowers and butterflies'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090626 at the end of Revenge of the Weasel Queen]]. Everyone else staring in shock just adds to the hilarity.
* ''Cinderella''. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081124 Jager. Ugly. Sisters.]]
** "I LUFF my outfit! Mine iz de BIGGEST HAT in de SHOW!"
* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081121 Backstage at the "Cinderella" play...]]
-->'''Kaja Foglio''': A problem?\\
'''Phil Foglio''': We've got two princes! Who thought having ''[[OneTrueThreesome two boyfriends]]'' was a good idea?!\\
''(Cue CheshireCatGrin from Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha)''
* "''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140217 FOUL!]]''"
* [[http://twitter.com/othar Othar's Twitter]]: a vision of this mad world from Mr. Sanity-Optional himself.
** In particular, the moment where he has to get out of Paris quickly, and so goes to a [[FrenchCuisineIsHaughty fancy restaurant]], meticulously orders an exquisitely elaborate meal, and when it arrives asks for a bottle of ketchup. "We are tossed out the city gates less that 3 minutes later."