* Paris kissing Rory at Spring Break to prove she's spontaneous.
* Rory, Paris, and Lane get absolutely hammered with Miss Patty's punch and discuss their miserable love lives.
* Rory gets her first in the pilot, when Lorelai confronts the guy whom she turned down and later found hitting on Rory.
--> '''Lorelai:''' Hi. I see you've met my daughter.
--> '''Rory:''' Are you my new daddy?
* I'm rather partial to the Fight Montage in "Friday Night's All right for Fighting"
** I'm especially fond of the part where Emily and Lorelai [[CallBack have the exact same argument that they had in the pilot!]]
--->'''Lorelai''': We were ''sixteen''! We didn't want to get married!
--->'''Emily''': When you get pregnant, you get married. A child needs a mother and a father!
--->'''Lorelai''': '''OH''', '''MY''' '''GOD'''!!!!
* Kirk's "night terrors".
* "I'm not the first guy to name a restaurant after myself! What about Mr. Denny or Mr. E. Cheese?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O57PZCdMqY ''Dammit Gilmore, give them back their balls!'']]
* The diorama of a modern family at the Stars Hollow Historical Museum.
--> '''Mother:''' I just love serving breakfast to my family!
--> '''Child:''' And I love Jesus!
* A completely soaked Paris rushes in from the stormy outdoors to appraise a not very sharp girl who asked "Is it raining?" of how it is outside;
--> '''Paris:''' No, it's National Baptism Day! Tie your tubes, idiot!
* Lorelai comes up with a phrase of InherentlyFunnyWords. "Oy with the poodles already!"
* [[SeinfeldianConversation "Where have all the anvils gone?"]]
* Emily sneaking up on Lorelai while she dances and lip-syncs to Andy Gibb's "Shadow Dancing" in her Jeep.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61HELp53W-M Luke pushes Jess into a lake without flinching.]]
* Jess's black eye and his story about attacked by a swan. Luke doesn't believe him but humors him when they row out to the lake and try to attack the swan with a ladle.
* At the Bracebridge dinner, Dean comments to Rory that he think Jess is a jerk. They turn to see Jess standing in the foyer talking to Luke and Lorelai and when the three of them make eye contact, Jess simply waves hello at them with a semi-innocent look on his face, making Dean seethe with irritation.
** Jackson as the Bracebridge squire.
* The short movie Kirk made.
* Emily tries explaining her wedding day woes to Lorelai.
--> '''Emily:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!]]
--> '''Lorelai:''' ''What'' does that even mean?
* The minstrel at Liz and TJ's wedding. It's a funny moment in-universe as well, Luke and Lorelai are clearly trying to think of ways not to laugh while Jess makes faces in an attempt to not crack.
** Before that, Liz and her friends meet up at Luke's diner. A postal worker carrying a package comes into the diner with a package for Liz. Jess, [[GenreSavvy being completely aware of what's about to happen]], hightails it out of there and gives a clueless Luke a "Have fun!!" look. Luke has no idea...until the postal worker reveals that he's really a stripper and starts dancing for Liz.
* Lorelai finding out that Rory was the cause of the fight at a WildTeenParty. She starts singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings".
* In "That Damn Donna Reed", Rory dresses up as, and acts like, a stereotypical housewife as a way of teaching Dean a lesson (she thinks he was acting a little sexist). When Lorelai sees her in that outfit, she's highly amused:
-->'''Lorelai:''' Well, OK, you're 16. You have a whole house to yourself for the evening. I expect that you're going to have your boyfriend over. But what is with the apron?
-->'''Rory:''' It's a long story.
-->'''Lorelai:''' Did it involve a sharp blow to the head?
-->'''Rory:''' I gotta go check on Apricot.
-->'''Lorelai:''' Oh my God! I just saw the pearls.
-->'''Rory:''' I'm going in now.
-->'''Lorelai:''' You know what? I'm going inside too. 'Cause I have to write down all the ways I'm gonna torture you about that outfit.
-->'''Rory:''' Good night!
-->'''Lorelai:''' Could I just get a picture though? 'Cause visual aids would really help. Oh, oh! Oh the shoes! I am dying. Oh.
* The shocked look on Lorelai's face when [[spoiler:Floyd Stiles reveals that he knows she and Jason are dating]]
* [[http://youtu.be/0t8BrIUd6yk Lorelai wakes up to Luke fixing her porch rail.]]
* A reverend and a rabbi make fun of Taylor in Luke's Diner.
* [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Luke's]] FreakOut [[BerserkButton when he discovers Taylor put in a window]] [[HilarityEnsues connecting the soda shoppe to his diner]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qmBaBLXNbI "STOP TALKING TO THE DOGS!"]]
* The church pastor finding Luke and Lorelai breaking the church bells. His response? "Oh thank god...carry on."
* Jess sneaks into the dance marathon and attempts to grab a snack from the concession stand...except it's operated by Lane and Mrs. Kim.
-->'''Mrs. Kim''': Who are you??
-->'''Jess''': Jess. [{{Beat}}] Ma'am.
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